Hunter Johnson: Drug-Selling Cheerleader

September 23, 2008 at 2:23 pm by  

Hunter Johnson at dreamindemon.com

Raleigh, NC – Denizens, feeling the need for a break from the baby-beating, child-molesting, trailer-park trash we’ve been seeing so much of? How about a hot blue-eyed blond cheerleader from a Christian high school selling drugs out of her BMW?

Yep, Hunter Ashton Johnson, 16, is (or was) a cheerleader at Wake Christian Academy, where the parents of high school students cough up $5,600 tuition for the privilege of attendance. That might have many families cutting coupons and carefully scrutinizing the sale papers, but Johnson’s parents are probably doing okay, seeing how their daughter drives a BMW. And they must’ve done right by their daughter, because at the tender age of 16, she’s shown a bit of entrepreneurial spunk. With just a BMW and her wits, she assessed market needs and sought to provide desired goods. These include Xanax, hydrocodone, Oxycontin, Demerol, and Percocet.

Johnson’s business dealings came to light when a confidential informant approached police and reported witnessing the parking lot transactions, which apparently had been going on for over a month. The informant’s tip led to a warrant, a search of the BMW, and Johnson’s arrest on several drug-related charges yesterday. She was released after posting $10,000 bond.

When Johnson’s car was searched, authorities seized 34 pills, $139, and a can of Purple Suave hair spray.

Damn. They could’ve left her the hair spray.

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