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PJ - What don't you fucking understand?!


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Yep. I gotta feel better. You know that those fucks are sleeping in for the second day in a row??? I would like to sleep sometime. But that is ok. Leaves me time to plot.
 
penelopejo said:
lmfao! wth Whisper!!! Who isn't happy, the cows or the chickens?
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The chickens arent happy b/c they are chopped up on a pizza.Keep in mind dr gave me something to finally sleep,b/c I havent been since son went in and so I was buzzed from it.And a commercial was in Im not sure if its all over the states or just Canada and Michigan but theres a contest they want you to vote for the next Happy Cow that will go live in California.And it was on while I was finishing up typing and making hubbys pizza for his lunch today
 
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I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block
and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now
I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace. Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
 
I have no idea. You should see the number of statuses i see where someone just announced they took a shit.

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My dad found me a van in FL. It is a 2003 Ford Windstar SEL, fully loaded with leather and DVD. It has less miles than the 07 Caravan I was going to buy and he is going to pay the $2000 extra I need so I don't need to finance it. It will be paid off in less than a year! It was owned by an old man that passed away and his son is selling it. It is in perfect condition too. The only problem is that I think its ugly:(

not an actual pic of it..just found one on the net.

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penelopejo said:
You can always get a paint job. A car is a car. As the saying goes, "Beggars can't be choosers."
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I'll learn to like it. I become attached to my vehicles. If they found my Endeavor right now, I'd want it back. But..I'd be a fool to pay $300 a month for 48 months on the other one when I can get this one for 0% financing for under a year. Actually, I could probably do it in 6 months.
 
As long as it gets you and your kids from point A to point B safely ,it works!! Be glad your not stuck with something really ugly like a Lada!!
 
thebooblady said:
My dad found me a van in FL. It is a 2003 Ford Windstar SEL, fully loaded with leather and DVD. It has less miles than the 07 Caravan I was going to buy and he is going to pay the $2000 extra I need so I don't need to finance it. It will be paid off in less than a year! It was owned by an old man that passed away and his son is selling it. It is in perfect condition too. The only problem is that I think its ugly:(

not an actual pic of it..just found one on the net.

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It's not ugly at all. But if the color is what makes you dislike it, you can always have a paint job done. Seriously, it's fine...Go with it girl!!
 
Yeah he has a hernia i think. he was whining about the iv and i told him "buck up whiner, i have had 5 babies."

he laughed then yelled at me for making him laugh. :D
 
Yeah there was guy in our home town in 1985 I remember b/c I was preg with Casey and I wanted a new car,he was selling a red one identical to that red one!!!.And my husband kept teasing me he was going to buy it for me while I was in hosp and I was so upset.Thank god he was screwing with me ,he bought me a Monte Carlo b/c it had swivel seats to easily put both kids car seats in(keep in mind there was no mini vans yet).But it was identical to that red one and had shit colored interior!!
 
so bored. i should take a sip off his IV.

This stupid hospitals internet won't let me get on FB. Bastids.
 
just a little longer. he has a hernia but it isn't bad enough to do surgery now. which sucks kinda cause it took me forever to get him in here. how long do you think it will take to get him back???
 
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