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New York — The genius to the left is Hubert Blackman – he recently filed a lawsuit against Las Vegas Exclusive Personals, an escort service, claiming one of the dancers they provided ripped him off, leaving him traumatized and suffering from a crippling psychotic disorder.

Blackman apparently hired the stripper/hooker while vacationing in Vegas back in December. After shellin’ out $155 for a lap dance, he further padded her wallet with another $120 for an unspecified sex act…an act he says she solicited. According to him, she did not remain with him the entire hour for which she was paid, leaving after only thirty minutes. Blackman called the escort service the next morning and demanded a refund, explaining he was incapable of making an informed agreement with the stripper the night before because he was drunk. When they essentially laughed in his face, he called the cops.

Metro police listened to his story and gently reminded him that prostitution is illegal in Vegas and he could be arrested for such conduct. To rub a little salt in the wound, they recommended he contact the Better Business Bureau. *snicker* Blackman ultimately returned to New York minus $275.

The 22-year-old college student, sans lawyer, filed the necessary paperwork in New York City on January 3, claiming that an “excort” he hired while in Vegas broke the law when she performed an “illegal sex act” on him. The event had “gotten happen” on December 17, 2010, he wrote. His reason for filing the lawsuit, other than the obvious, was because he “almost had gotten arrested.” When asked if he had sustained any injuries related to the alleged event, and whether medical treatment was necessary, Blackman answered, “I just need medical treatment on medical condition: psychotic disorder.”

When asked what he wanted the courts to do for him as far monetary compensation was concerned, Blackman responded, “I would like Court to close the business. I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million dollar verdict for the tragic event that happened.”

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  • Anonymous

    It’s time prostitutes stopped taking advantage of us, the morally destitute. Personally, I’ve tired of hos taking advantage of me.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    I’m betting his “psychotic disorder” came along way before this “tragic event”!

    Also betting it is thrown out of court post haste! Jeez.

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    I’m betting his “psychotic disorder” came along way before this “tragic event”!

    Also betting it is thrown out of court post haste! Jeez.

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  • Anonymous

    Guess he forgot the whole “What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” thing. Are we sure that he is actually a college student?

  • Anonymous

    He is so never getting laid again. Not even if he pays. Women everywhere will forever remember him as the moron that tried to sue a hooker. This man is one that will never get his ‘happy ending’.

  • Anonymous

    Once guys start getting refunds on hookers, they’re gonna want refunds on substandard blow next. And then what happens to our economy, America? Sales of rims and Escalades will bottom out, the cash real estate market will take a dive, and more people will die in Mexico as the pressures on honest, hard-working dealers increase.

    Save America. Save the hookers.

  • Anonymous

    I Don’t think being a natural born dumbass is a “Mental Disorder”

    Perhaps someone could tell the genius that a NY court wouldn’t have any Jurisdiction in Las Vegas?

  • Farce_scape

    The only “tragic event” I could find anywhere in this article was the description of the complainant in this lawsuit as a ‘college student’.

    This means that:
    Some college, someWHERE, has an admissions office responsible for accepting a man who cannot spell the word ‘escort’, to their institution of higher education.

    I had no idea one could take remedial ‘Hooked on Phonics’ courses at the college level!

  • Farce_scape

    LoL, impqueen…

    Does ‘T-shirt Hell’ sell a “Save America; Save the Hookers” shirt yet?
    I’d buy that slogan…

  • guillotinegirl

    Somehow I knew you’d show up to comment on this one. It’s good to see you again.

  • Anonymous

    Tragic Event = couldn’t get his pee pee up. No wonder she left after 1/2 hour.

  • Anonymous

    dude usually it’s up to the guy how long the “sex act” will last. another thing is if this dude is so drunk that he didn’t know any better then how the hell did he know it was 30 mins or an hour!?

    oh yea and one more thing, suing a hooker just makes you look really . . really bad.

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    This dude needs to get his ass laughed out of court!

    Talk about a stupid case, but a smart lawyer. Guess his lawyer knows a sucker when he sees one and doesn’t mind the perk of being able to laugh his ass off on a case as long as he can keep a straight face in front of this fool. Why else would he get involved, for we all know how quick fools and their money part ways!

    So this idiot’s being taken twice so far. Hell, what happened to “Fool me once…”?

  • Anonymous

    Thanks…I’ve been concentrating on Twitter…but now the Disqus is back here, I’ll make myself less scarce.

  • Farce_scape

    “Guess his lawyer knows a sucker when he sees one and doesn’t mind the perk of being able to laugh his ass off on a case as long as he can keep a straight face in front of this fool.”

    He is representing himself.
    Apparently, there aren’t any lawyers in NYC willing to take on his “tragic case” pro bono… and, of course, none stupid enough to work the case on a contingency basis, without a retainer fee.
    As for being able to keep a straight face…
    I’d like to know how the JUDGE managed that!

  • Anonymous

    “excort” … “gotten happen” … “almost had gotten arrested.” … “I just need medical treatment on medical condition: psychotic disorder.”

    (feels a pop and warmth dribbling from her ears)

    (touches)

    Yup. Brain just exploded. This guy’s a 22 year old college student? I had more well refined spelling and grammar in the 5th grade. Sheesh.

  • Anonymous

    “I would like Court to close the business. I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million dollar verdict for the tragic event that happened.”

    Perhaps he should call Larry H. Parker. That dude could use a new commercial

  • Anonymous

    How the hell did he manage to spell psychotic correctly when he can’t even spell escort? I mean….damn…phonetics doesn’t even put an X in there. Maybe he didn’t ax his teacha how to be gone done spellin shiat like dat.

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahhaha refund from a prostitute? get real stupid…

  • Britnee

    Ha ha! my thought exactly. How in the hell (if at all) did this idiot get into college? Personally, I think he went to the school of hard knocks and graduated, but only after he had received a few to many of those knocks “gotten happen” on his head.

    *RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY!*

  • Britnee

    Ha ha! my thought exactly. How in the hell (if at all) did this idiot get into college? Personally, I think he went to the school of hard knocks and graduated, but only after he had received a few to many of those knocks “gotten happen” on his head.

    *RUN AND TELL THAT HOMEBOY!*

  • http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

    Farce_scape thanks for pointing out that small, but very important detail…

    I think the judge in question may have had heard quite a few ridiculous ones over the years that may have helped.

  • Anonymous

    So I’ll just be the elephant in the room: HIS LAST NAME IS BLACKMAN & HE is A BLACK MAN, REALLY?

  • Anonymous

    I think the judge just has a sense of humor. This case was
    probably passed around the courthouse from clerk to clerk, amidst a chorus of “You’re never gonna believe this one!”

    No reason Lady Justice can’t get a laugh or two.

  • Anonymous

    I think the judge just has a sense of humor. This case was
    probably passed around the courthouse from clerk to clerk, amidst a chorus of “You’re never gonna believe this one!”

    No reason Lady Justice can’t get a laugh or two.

  • Anonymous

    The problem is all these illegal immigrants, taking all the good hooking jobs. It’s getting to the point where ripping off tourists is the only way to make ends meet.

    Buy American!

  • Anonymous

    Lol! Something similar happened to my friend Jean-Luca when he was visiting Las Vegas from Italy. However, when the “stripper” tried to leave the room before she had completed her end of the transaction, Jean-Luca barred her from exiting and called the cops on her! The LVPD made her give back half of the money he paid for her services (since she did dance and removed partial clothing) LVPD then politely informed Jean-Luca of the law and directed him to Friendly Fran’s Fornicating Facility (Fran’s Star Ranch) in Beatty Nevada – where prostitution is legal! I thought the police were very nice and extremely understanding about the whole situation. I imagine this happens a lot in Vegas

  • melb1970

    College student eh?
    That’s really really sad.
    This homeboy is an idiot.

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    Modern. Hero.

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