Milford, MA – Nehemiah Gonzalez, 18, is in an ass-load of trouble after admitting to authorities that he forced a 5-year-old boy in his care to perform oral sex on him. Nehemiah, the child’s babysitter, is looking at 10 to life if convicted on the charge of rape by force. The victim in the case told investigators that Nehemiah forced him to touch his genitals and then perform oral sex. “I told him it was yucky but he said no, it’s not yucky,” the boy said. Authorities refuse to divulge how long the abuse lasted. After admitting to the abuse, Nehemiah was booked on charges of rape, indecent assault and battery on a child under age 12. Bail has been set at $50,000 cash only. If he does make bail, he will be placed on house arrest and fitted with GPS. He will be ordered to steer clear of the alleged victim and any other child under the age of 16. And he won’t be updating his Myspace either – no computer access allowed.

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Fort Walton Beach, FL – School bus driver Michael Bowersock has been suspended without pay and placed under arrest after a 7-year-old girl accused him of spanking her bare butt on more than one occasion between OctoberOctober reviews and January. According to the arrest report, the child was the last on Michael’sMichael reviews route and prior to reaching her stop, Michael would pull the bus over to the side of the road. In some instances, he pulled the child’s pants down – on others, he would force her to do so. The child reported that she would then “lie on her stomach across the bus seat and Michael would spank her bare butt with his bare hand.” She remained on the seat with her rear exposed until, just prior to her stop, Michael would tell her to pull her pants up. The girl said that the incidents “were called spankings but were not forceful like the spankings she received from her parents when she got in trouble.” Michael, who was hired in 2007, has faced similar accusations in the past. [Read more...]

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PhoenixPhoenix reviews, AZ - “All of a sudden, he was just gone,” said Hillary Wood in response to the disappearance of her 3-year-old son, Dayton. The child had been playing with other children in a courtyard of his apartment complex when he just poofed. Hillary was inside her apartment, tending to another child – the apartment door was wide open – she could both see and hear Dayton from inside the home. She peeked outside to check on him and he was gone. When Hillary asked Dayton’s playmates where he was, the kids told her that he had been led away by an adult. The cops were called and a description of the child was immediately broadcast. Just 30 minutes after the initial 911 call, Dayton was spotted in the company of Ronda Williams. The two were found in a shopping center a few blocks away from the apartment complex. [Read more...]

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PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews, PA – Aaron Pace, 33, is facing murder charges in death of his 20-month-old “godson” Suliaman Orrell Kirkland. It is alleged that on February 2nd, Pace was babysitting the child and grew frustrated when the child became cranky and “uncooperative.” For some insane fucking reason, Pace wetted a rag with Liquid Drano and proceeded to rub the caustic substance into the child’s skin, causing severe chemical burns to the boy’s upper extremities. It is believed that there were other people present in the home when Pace carried out the twisted torture, but nobody actually witnessed the event. When they discovered Suliaman had been injured, a call was placed to the child’s mother – she called and requested medical assistance. Suliaman died from his injuries on SundaySunday reviews. Different sources claim that Pace referred to himself as the child’s godfather, whether that was a self-imposed title is unknown. Pace remains behind bars.

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TRENTON, NJ – Megan Laboy, 30, had worked for the Freehold Regional High School District since 2001. Her employment ended sometime after she admitted to stealing money from her Colts Neck High School students during the 2008-2009 school year. She admitted telling her students that they would receive extra credit for any donations or cash they gave her. These donations were to go to charities but the former social studies teacher kept the money for herself. Police reports put the total donations at more than $1,400, but she admitted to only purposely stealing $200 to $500 from the kids. She pleaded guilty FridayFriday reviews to theft by deception and under her plea deal, will most likely just get probation when sentenced in May. She’ll also be barred from holding public employment or office in New Jersey.

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Victor, N.Y. — On January 15th, a Victor Central School District school resource officer received a complaint about a 12-year-old boy who may have raped a girl under the age of 11. After conducting an investigation, it was determined that three girls under the age of 11 may have been victims. Now the 12-year-old boy has been charged with three counts of first-degree rape, three counts of first-degree sexual abuse and additional sex crimes. “The information we have from the Sheriff’s Department indicates that these alleged crimes did not occur on the Victor Central School campus,” Victor Superintendent Dawn Santiago-Marullo wrote in an e-mail. She said the district is cooperating with the investigation. The boy, whose name has not been released, was arraigned and released to his parents. He was also issued orders of protection prohibiting him from having contact with the alleged victims and is to return to court on Feb. 19 to answer the charges. The family has also hired a lawyer and are trying to get a gag order in place. After the jump, watch as an “expert” enlightens everyone with the statement that there is “something else going on here.” [Read more...]

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Hoboken – “There was blood everywhere,” a witness reported. Three people went to the hospital after getting their asses handed to them by a couple of pit bulls who went on a rampage in a luxury apartment building. “There was blood everywhere,” a witness reported. No word on what set the two dogs off (probably a fly buzzing around the room) but what is being reported is that the dogs went nuts. “There was blood everywhere,” a witness reported. The apartment had torn up furniture to match the victims, police killing one of the dogs just to get it off of one of the female victims. “It didn’t look like she was going to make it. She was bad. Her entire leg was torn up,” Paul Michael said. To make matters worse, the second dog got loose and began roaming the halls. “There was blood everywhere,” a witness reported. The dog eventually went after police, was sedated and died later. Three victims were all taken to Jersey City Medical Center. One of the women suffered serious injuries. “There was blood everywhere,” a witness reported.

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Everett, WA – In case one knife-wielding parental unit hacking on the offspring wasn’t enough for you, I give you 26-year-old Christopher Isaiah Eaves. Back in OctoberOctober reviews, Eaves started having some mental health issues and has since been involuntarily hospitalized twice. And recently, in a move that occurs way too fucking much, he stopped taking his medications, which perhaps contributed to his obsession over having his 11-month-old circumcised. His family rightfully has been very concerned about him, to the point that they were considering hospitalization again, and his wife refused to leave their son home alone with him. So, when Mrs. Eaves had to work on Tuesday, the child was left in the home not only with his daddy but also his grandma and aunt. Long story short: one door torn off its hinges, two knives, and several physical altercations between Grandma and her son, Eaves’s little boy is awaiting evaluation by a urologist to determine if Daddy’s handiwork will have lasting implications.

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Forest Hills, NY – I think it’s pretty common knowledge that many serial killers pissed the bed and/or tortured or killed animals as children, and I’m sure that somewhere there is a CIA or FBI manual detailing the characteristics shared by all terrorists. You know, like, (and I’m making these up) a sense that the world is full of great but fixable injustices. Following a religious leader who espouses certain divisive beliefs. Having been sexually abused by a respected male adult. Toilet training difficulties. Doodling. Yes, especially doodling. Let me give you a case in point. On Monday, 12-year-old Alexa Gonzalez was sitting at her desk at Junior High School 190 waiting for her Spanish teacher to pass out homework. To pass the time, she wrote on her desk, “Lex was here. 2/1/10″ and added a little smiley face. Further, with an erasable marker, she wrote, “I love my friends Abby and Faith.” FortunatelyFortunately reviews, Forest Hill school authorities are on top of the terrorist-wannabe shit that is soooo seductive to today’s youth, and Gonzalez was led–in handcuffs–from her school to a nearby police precinct, where she was held and questioned for several hours before being released.

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HOUSTON – In 2000, Halle Shamille Smith was born prematurely at 27 weeks. She experienced a number of health problems, had a stroke, got tuberculosis, and spent her life being fed PediaSure though a feeding tube, but still, she weighed a respectable 35 pounds at age 2 (and could sit up, say “mama” and “daddy,” watch TV, and cry when it was diaper change time). In January 2009, when she was brought into Methodist Willowbrook Hospital by her mother and pronounced dead shortly thereafter, 8-year-old Halle weighed a whopping 15.8 pounds. Got that? Fifteen-point-eight, not 158. The medical examiner cited malnutrition and dehydration as the cause of the girl’s death and classified it a homicide. Finally, this past week, Halle’s mother Almita Nicole Lockhart, 34, was arrested and is sitting her worthless drug-using baby-spewing child-starving ass in jail, facing 5 years to life on a felony injury to a child charge. But, wait, Denizens! It gets better worse! Read on and join me for some enraged screaming, tearing of hear, and voluntary smashing of the head against the wall.

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Commerce Township, MI – Thursday morning, 25-year-old Kristy Leigh DeHuff was in the car with her husband and her 13-month-old son Drake as the family prepared to leave home to return their rental car, but she suddenly announced she had to run in to do something and returned into the house with her son. When she failed to return, Mr. DeHuff went inside to find his wife stabbing their son with a butcher knife. He was able to intervene and begin caring for the boy. When officers arrived on the scene, they found Kristy DeHuff covered in blood and little Drake with a slit throat and two stab wounds to the upper torso. The baby got rushed to the hospital and Ms. DeHuff got rushed to jail, where she’s now facing a charge of assault with intent to murder. And what led to Drake DeHuff now lying in a hospital with a punctured lung? Kristy DeHuff told investigators she had a dream the night before in which the people at the car rental facility killed her son, so she figured she better take care of the job herself. [Read more...]

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Missoula, MT and Lake Butler, FL – Thursday afternoon, police arrived at the apartment of 63-year-old Gary Lee Bassett to serve a felony arrest warrant on the man, but even after speaking with an officer by phone, Bassett wouldn’t come to the door. So the officer entered the apartment, upon which he heard a gunshot, so he immediately left the residence and called for backup. One SWAT team, one armored vehicle, one sealed-off neighborhood, one secured scene, and one hour later, police discovered one corpse. Ironically, the day before, a check-welfare call led police in Lake Butler, Florida, to discover the badly decomposed bodies of Jeannette Lyn Brown, 53, and Tina Marie Vetterlein, 39–each dead by a single gunshot wound to the head from separate firearms. “What so ironic about that?” you say. “People shoot themselves every day.” Well, all three were facing some serious-ass animal cruelty charges. [Read more...]

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Milwaukee, WI – My teen-aged kidlets have this really cute game they like to play with me – it’s called, “Let’s scare the bejusus outta Mom and take 10 years off her life!” And they’re good at it. I never know when one of the little shits scamps is going to jump out of the closet, cupboard, dryer, etc., and send me into fits of hysteria and tears. After reading this story though, they just might think twice. A 21-year-old man thought it would be funny to scare the crap out of his mother, so he donned a ski mask and waited for her to arrive home from shopping. He then confronted the 37-year-old woman behind their home and pretended to rob her. Mom pulled a .357 from the waistband of her pants and started shooting. Of the several rounds that were fired, two of them hit her son. One of them right to the groin. He’s been hospitalized, but there are no reports on his condition. A blue steel revolver with an obscured serial number was taken into evidence.

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Framingham, MA – Chamil Guadarrama popped into the Eastfield Mall Bath and Body Works Wednesday evening to do a little shopping. On his shopping list? Lotion. And LOTS of it. And by LOTS, I mean about 75 bottles. And he was determined to get that stuff at a discount. A five-finger-discount. A store clerk alerted mall security after spotting Chamil slipping the 8-ounce glass bottles of lotion through his zipper and into his pants. The inventive little scamp had tied string around the legs of his pants to keep all the lotion in. Genius! When Chamil spotted the mall cops and realized they were on to him, the chase was on! Unfortunately for Chamil, the sheer bulk of the lotion bottles made it damn near impossible to run, so the chase didn’t last long. Once he was apprehended and turned over to the police, Chamil had another problem – his pants were so full he couldn’t bend over to get in the patrol car until some of the lotion was removed. Also, due to his brisk, yet complicated, jog through the mall, his legs were extremely chafed. Chamil, 30, pleaded innocent at his district court arraignment and was released on his own recognizance. The value of the pilfered lotion was a hefty $787.50. On another note, Chamil’s mugshot also appears on the Dru Sjodin National Sex Offender Website – he’s a Level 3 offender. [Read more...]

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