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Kingwood, TX - Many of you, at one time or another, have had that assclown stoner friend. You know the one: he’s a total idiot unless he is making a bong, and then he turns into MacGyver. I knew a guy once who made one out of a video game controller, not even kidding. Well, Kevin Wade Jones Jr. and Matthew Gonzalez are the Kingwood, Texas MacGyver smokers of the year. They’re also in a buttload of trouble for grave robbery, among other things. These two geniuses dug into the grave of a long-dead eleven year old boy and used the boy’s head for a bong. Way to buzz the earthy way, nimrods.

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Moorpark, CA - Danny Floyd is more than just a mediocre drag queen. Floyd, 39 , is also a school bus driver, Big Brother volunteer, and now, an accused pedophile. His alleged victim? A fourteen-year-old autistic boy Floyd was mentoring via the Big Brother program. “Mentoring”? Is that what they’re calling it now? [Read more →]

               

Wasilla, AK and Grand Junction, CO - More to the point, Morgan Hite left someone. What was left of someone, anyway. Hite, 22, left the corpse of her murdered newborn son in a tote bag at her father and stepmother’s Colorado home after a visit. After she left, she went home to Alaska, apparently not thinking that dead babies eventually begin to smell funny. I guess Morgan will have time to rethink that misconception in prison. [Read more →]

               

Alyssa and Ryan Sherland

INDIAN TRAIL – Conrad Sherland had been divorced from his wife Amanda Sherland, 43, for 4 years. He was supposed to pick up his two kids 9-year-old Ryan Sherland and 7-year-old Alyssa Sherland on Friday to spend the weekend with him at his home. After not being able to contact them over the weekend, he filed a missing persons report on Sunday. When deputies went to the home of Amanda, they found her and the two children dead in an apparent murder-suicide.

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Mount Holly, NC – Mount Holly Police need some help in trying to determine what happened to 20-year-old Irina “Ira” Yarmolenko. On Monday, at around 10 a.m. the UNCC student’s car was seen at a coffee shop near the university. At 1:15, she was found laying dead beside her car on the banks of the Catawba river.
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