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Butler County, PA — A woman of unknown age was arrested earlier this week after her husband called 911 to inform authorities that his wife had propositioned a 15-year-old boy in their bathroom.
The accused, Stephanie Evans, apparently asked the boy for his assistance in getting her laundry into her mobile home. The kid agreed, but once he was inside the home, Evans reportedly locked him in the bathroom and offered her up her lady bits.
To her dismay, the kid turned her down.
At some point after the alleged proposal, Evans admitted the indiscretion to her hubby, who, in turn, called police. Evans was then taken into custody on charges of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and indecent assault.
Huh. And here I thought teen boys would stick their d*ck into anything.
Categories: Crime
Fort Pierce, FL — A single mother of two was arrested Tuesday after allegedly kicking her two mouthy sons out of her mobile home in an attempt to scare them.
Jayme Beall, apparently upset with her crotch fruits’ incessant cursing and misbehaving, packed them a bag and escorted them out the front door around 7:00 Monday evening.
When she went outside to retrieve them about 20 minutes later, they were gone. It was then that she freaked and called 911.
“She was scared, nervous, frantic trying to find her children through the (trailer) park,” said neighbor Robin Cornelius. “She was searching hard.”
A search of the neighborhood and the surrounding area by foot and by air proved fruitless. Seems the brothers, ages 13 and 9, had hitched a ride on U.S. 1 to I-95 where they then called their grandmother. Five hours after they disappeared, grandma called authorities to let them know the boys were safely in her custody in Boynton Beach, a good 70 miles away.
Beall told police she’d previously had trouble with her older child, claiming the kid had run away before and had a bad habit of acting violent toward her. And the 9-year-old? He apparently has a potty mouth and a shitty attitude. Beall said both boys had been acting up since their recent move to the trailer park. Her neighbors agree.
“The way they talk to her is bad, abusive sometimes hitting her, leaving bruises and things like this,” Cornelius said. “It’s very rough for her because they don’t want to listen and the way the law is you can’t touch your children so it kind of makes it rough for them.”
Sheriff Ken Mascara said Beall placed her children in danger by kicking them out, adding that everyone involved is lucky the boys made it safely to grandma’s house.
“Just a bad parenting decision and in addition that night she had been drinking and was inebriated,” Sheriff Mascara added. “Just a poor decision.”
That poor decision landed her behind bars….she’s been charged with felony child abuse. She has since been released and is reportedly in the process of trying to reclaim her children.
Categories: Child Abuse Crime
Chandler, AZ — A moron suspected of raping a woman earlier this month was recently taken into custody after police learned he gave the victim his phone number after the alleged assault.
Rafael Chavez, 21, was arrested on charges of sexual assault and kidnapping this week after police tracked him down via telephone.
The victim told police she was walking home from work January 14, when Chavez pulled up beside her in his tan Honda Accord. He reportedly asked how she was doing and offered her a ride. When the woman declined his gracious offer, she said Chavez pulled over and ”placed her in a tight hug, pushing her against a nearby building, [while] kissing her.”
The woman told police Chavez forced her into his vehicle, but because she was scared, she didn’t put up a fight. He then parked the car in an alley behind a fast-food restaurant and raped her. When he was through with her, police say he returned her to the spot where he first confronted her and handed over his digits.
The woman later called the number to confirm it was his before notifying authorities. Police used the phone number to contact Chavez, and the victim later picked him out of a lineup.
When questioned, Chavez admitted to police that he had been drinkin’, tokin’ and snortin’ on the day of the alleged assault because he was upset that his girlfriend had just dumped him. For whatever reason, he told investigators that he had been physically assaulted the day after the alleged rape, and said he deserved it. According to him, that was God’s way of “punishing him.”
Categories: Crime Kidnapping Rape
Shelby, NC – Misty Kullman, 25, is facing a misdemeanor charge of prostitution after police say she performed a sex act on a city street Tuesday. That, in itself, is not what earned her a spot here at the Dreamin’ Demon….it was her fee. Well, that and her uncanny resemblance to Sideshow Bob.
Police received a call about a suspicious vehicle and made contact with Kullman, who was a passenger in the alleged John’s car. Her story was that the man had picked her up at her home and they were just kinda driving around town, talking and stuff.
The cheap-ass John, though, admitted to police that he had paid Kullman for a sex act. (An act that police have yet to disclose). He told deputies he paid six whole dollars for her services – a $2 bill, three ones, some assorted change and a linty, pre-sucked butterscotch Lifesaver, to be exact. Ok, just sh*ttin’ you all about the Lifesaver. Geez.
Kullman was arrested after an officer found the money on her person. Police took a written statement from the man, but did not charge him with solicitation.
Categories: Crime Prostitution
Gaston County, NC - Danny Robbie Hembree Jr., 50, was convicted of the 2009 suffocation death of 17-year-old Heather Catterton after they reportedly shared a sexual encounter for which Catterton received crack cocaine.
Hembree was sentenced to death for Catterton’s murder on Nov 18 by a Gaston County jury. Hembree is also accused of killing two other women, Randi Dean Saldana and Deborah Ratchford. In fact, he confessed to murdering them but – since the death sentence for killing Catterton – the point is somewhat moot.
One might assume that a death sentence would dampen Hembree’s spirits a bit. If the letter that Hembree recently submitted to the local Gaston County newpaper for publication is any indication, that is not the case at all.
“Is the public aware that the chances of my lawful murder taking place in the next 20 years if ever are very slim?” Hembree asked. “Is the public aware that I am [now] a gentleman of leisure, watching color TV in the a/c, reading, taking naps at will, eating three well-balanced meals a day?”
Heather Catterton
“I’m housed in a building that connects to the new 55 million dollar hospital with round the clock free medical care 24/7.” Hembree adds.
Gaston County District Attorney Locke Bell said that he has received two distraught phone calls from Catterton’s father today.
“I got a call from the father of the 17-year-old that he murdered, in tears. He said that this is tearing the family to shreds. This is ripping the wound open,” Locke told news reporters. “[The father] said, ‘He murdered our daughter, got the death penalty and now he’s just sitting in jail laughing at us.’”
Bell said that though the letter is upsetting, it also sheds light on a real issue.
“There’s a part of me that wants everybody to read that letter because it tells a lot of truth about death row,” Bell said.
“I laugh at you self righteous clowns and I spit in the face of your so called justice system. The state of North Carolina has sentenced me to death but it’s not real,” Hembree wrote, referring to his very realistic contention that the appellate process will keep him alive and well for at least 20 years.
Hembree’s letter ends with “Kill me if you can, suckers. Ha! Ha! Ha!”
If you are interested, you can read the full letter here.
Categories: Crime Murder Suffocation
Yankton, SD — A 52-year-old woman was arrested Monday after a witness reported seeing her take a hammer to her cat’s head.
Mary Thompson, the crazy lady in question, apparently had one too many cats living in her apartment. Tenants in that particular apartment complex are allowed only one.
Thompson was apparently aware of the rule and had previously spoken with management, declaring that she would find a new home for one of the cats. When the manager learned Thompson was still in possession of two cats, she went to the woman’s apartment and told her, again, that she was not allowed more than one.
It was during that conversation that Thompson allegedly walked into the kitchen and grabbed a small hammer. She then returned to the living room, grabbed the pussy by the neck and began beating it’s tiny brains out. At that point, the manager said she ran screaming from the apartment in fear.
Thompson reportedly admitted to police that she had killed the cat and disposed of it in the dumpster before being arrested. She’s been charged with animal cruelty, a misdemeanor.
Categories: Animal Cruelty Crime
Crestview, FL — Michael Lee Mitchell, a soldier with the Army 7th Special Forces, was arrested Tuesday after police accused him of using a dog shock collar to discipline two girls, ages 8 and 4.
Mitchell is accused of placing the collar around the arm of the 8-year-old and the waist of the 4-year-old and turning it on as punishment for what he perceived as bad behavior. Police believe the older child was shocked at least three times in the past three months, and the younger one at least once.
In addition to the collar treatment, Mitchell is accused of forcing the older child to participate in what he called “suicides” … extreme physical activities that included running, flutter kicks, push ups and sit ups. Police say he would make the child exercise until she vomited.
The child told police that when she would stop running, Mitchell would shock her until she began running again. She also said Mitchell threatened to place the collar around her neck if she did not obey his orders.
Mitchell reportedly told police that on at least one occasion, he forced the older child to run alongside his car for at least three miles as punishment, further admitting to investigators that the punishment was “extreme and over the edge.”
Police have not disclosed Mitchell’s relationship to the girls, and nope, we don’t know where mom is/was either. Both girls have been taken into protective custody.
Mitchell was charged with two felony counts of child abuse and ordered held on $200,000 bond.
Categories: Child Abuse Crime
Sioux Falls, SD — Until last summer, the tourist town of Hill City – in the South Dakota Black Hills – held mock wild west gunfights in a town street for more than 20 years. The Dakota Wild Bunch – a group of wild west reenactors – had performed the street gunfights several times for the last four years.
As you might expect, the reenactors typically use blanks during the mock gun battles. The festivities came to a screeching halt on June 17 of last year, though, when a reenactor with live ammunition in his .45 caliber revolver wounded three audience members. Oopsie.
It only took a moment for the gun battle to go south. Here is the official transcript as reconstructed from witness accounts and audience member video footage:
Bang. Bang bang. Aaaaiiiiieeeeeyyyyyaaaa!!!!!
Well… maybe not “official,” but close enough.
One of the bullets fired shattered a leg bone of Minnesota tourist Carol Knutson, 65. South Dakota tourism got a real shot-in-the-arm in the form of the wounding of Pennsylvania tourist, Dr. John Ellis, 48. Finally, Nebraska tourist Jose Pruneda, 53, may have later described the reenactment as completely unbelievable after only suffering minor injuries. I smell a refund.
Reenactor Paul Doering, 49, ended up being identified as the one who brought a wee bit too much realism to the event. Interestingly, it was reported that Doering, in fact, turned himself in to authorities as the perpetrator – handing over the gun he was firing and a video of the incident at the time.
Doering had reportedly performed ‘a couple of times previously’ with the group. With him on that day were his girlfriend and daughter – watching and videotaping from a spot very near where the other audience members were shot. During the course of the investigation, a strange chain of events would be blamed for the lively show on that particular day. [Read more...]
Albuquerque, NM – U.S. Marshals tracked Moses Sparks, 26, to a trailer park near Mullins, South Carolina on Thursday. Sparks was wanted on charges of criminal sexual penetration, kidnapping and aggravated assault of his then girlfriend after allegedly breaking into her New Mexico home in September and beating and raping her.
Sparks reportedly tried to run last Thursday night as the arrest team approached. The team – made up of Marion County drug agents, Marion County Sheriff’s deputies and deputy US Marshals – apprehended him. Authorities entering the trailer reportedly found an active drug manufacturing operation – as well as the woman whom Sparks had allegedly raped in New Mexico.
Sparks – who had been on probation for kidnapping and aggravated battery at the time of the alleged rape – was given an additional charge of manufacturing a controlled substance. His girlfriend was charged with manufacturing a controlled substance and harboring a fugitive. An additional charge of being a complete idiot is presumably still pending.
Cops bust rape suspect, alleged victim: krqe.com
Categories: Assault Crime Kidnapping Sexual Assault
