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Bizarre Mugshot Photos

Discussion in 'In The Mean Time' started by Jaded, May 29, 2008.

  1. Jaded

    Jaded No fucks to give Staff Member

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    I love bizarre mugshots!!!! I have quite a collection.

    Here's some...I think I'm gonna add to these from time to time for shits and giggles! I won't always have the stories or names behind the mugs, but they are usually good for a giggle or two.


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    Elijah Payne~Assault with a deadly weapon and kidnapping

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    Elaine Vengen~Trespassing

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    Dion Milam~Murder

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    Anna Clifford~Erratic driving

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    Matthew Gibeault~Paraphernalia
     
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  2. Dakota

    Dakota FORUM BITCH / Beloved Cunt Bold Member!

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    What a wonderful way to start the day! I needed a good laugh.

    I'm sorry - can't even comment on any of them because I go into uncontrollable laughter when I look at them and lose all train of thought.
     
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  3. Jaded

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    These are actually some of the 'better' looking ones in my collection. :madgrin:
     
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  4. Raq me darkly

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    I would like to know how Anna Clifford was able to drive with that crest. Of course if it was a convertible, then it would not crush her hair, but it would be wind blown.
     
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  5. Mom of 4

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    :laugh::pound:OMG Jaded this is funny shit!! Thank you for making me laugh out loud.
     
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  6. Lizard

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    One would have to drive erratically if the head was tipped all the way to the right to protect the 'do...I think she should have been charged with driving while impaired.
     
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  7. Horrorholic

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    That second guy totally reminds me of Beavis.
     
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  8. petrina

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    i guess with a windshield that large it is bound to get scratched up.

    thanks for the pics - they rawk
     
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  9. impqueen

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    this is exactly what i needed to make me giggle! GIMME MOAR!!! :D
     
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  10. Unamused Cat

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    Okay, it's official. I am blind.
     
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  11. swivel

    swivel Ream Me Up, Scotty Bold Member!

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    My new favorite thread.
     
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  12. TheLittleFriend

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    What the hell? Looks like this guy (number 2) pack the shits in his head! Shit, it's a fucking big forehead!
     
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  13. Dark Star

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    Myfuckinggod....this brother looks dead! Zombie ass shitfire. Smack him with a fucking feather and his ass would be down. Ewwwww what a nasty fellow.:boink:
     
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  14. Dark Star

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    I think this dude is Lurch!!!! :wacko:
     
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  15. Dark Star

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    OMG I am so bad, I cannot help myself....This lady looks like she's definitely been rode hard and put up wet and then dried like a fucking raisin in the sun. Geez......Hellllllooooo SunfuckingBlock!:fish:
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  16. Becca

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    I myself wondered what large object got shoved up her ass the millisecond before they took the picture.
     
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  17. Mom of 4

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    Oh my fucking God Hippie I am laughing so hard I am crying and about to piss myself! The pictures were funny as fuck already, but your comments are making them funnier.:pound::pound::pound:
     
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  18. Jaded

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    Amanda Bethel~Prostitution

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    Cher-ie Kristinsson~Domestic battery

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    John Smalley~Unemployment fraud

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    Lawrence Mazza~DUI

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    Mary Potter~Grand theft

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    Rhonda Register~Probation violation
     
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  19. TheLittleFriend

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    Are you sure Mary Potter is woman? :fear:
     
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  20. Jaded

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    Know what??? I'm not about to get close enough to that to check!!
     
  21. Dark Star

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    OMFG I've so many comments on these pictures.....what is wrong with me? I really will try to refrain from making fun of people. Goodfuckinggod though, where do these folks come from? :tape2:
     
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  22. Dark Star

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    okay...I cannot help myself. I've just a few words on this chicky poo. For the person who cheated on my ass with four fucking prostitutes, I wished they all would have looked like her. :evil:


    (He says No):yell:
     
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  23. RevAnne

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    I am SERIOUSLY lmfao! Best thread ever. :D
     
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  24. TheLittleFriend

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    Chicky poo!! It fits her! :nod:
     
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  25. Dakota

    Dakota FORUM BITCH / Beloved Cunt Bold Member!

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    My hair does the EXACT SAME THING in the mornings!... of course, I don't have the mullet part.
     
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  26. Jaded

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    The thing that cracks me up about this one??? This mug wasn't taken back in the glory days of the mullet. This was taken in January of this year......
     
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  27. w8ng4msrgt

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    A couple of days ago I was thinking along these lines and started to collect some.

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    I don't care about there names just their mugs.
     
  28. TheLittleFriend

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    I'm so postive this is a frigging man! Mary Potter, that is.
     
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  29. TheLittleFriend

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    Crazy Wyte Boy? He is fucked.
     
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  30. Unamused Cat

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    Wasn't Cher-ie Kristinsson in Return of the Mummy?