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What are Your Favourite Unabashedly Bad Movies?

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You know the ones I mean. The ones so bad you can't imagine how they made it onto the big screen, yet at the same time, you're totally glad they did. Where logic and sanity are tossed out the window.

The ones so stupid they've gone beyond atrocious and circled right back to awesome.

Ones like:

Shocker
[video=youtube;AJ45o5nBbA8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ45o5nBbA8[/video]
After being sent to the electric chair, a serial killer uses electricity to come back from the dead and carry out his vengeance on the football player who turned him in to the police.
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One of my favourite scenes involves the now electrocuted villain taking over the body of a dude with a bum leg, chasing the "teen" hero. First we see the football champ racing away, and up a ladder and on and on. Then we cut to the villain, slowly lurching in the same direction, dragging the bum leg behind, despite his moving at a snails pace, he manages to be RIGHT behind the footballer when he turns around. Magic I tell you. Magic.


Frankenhooker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcSN3PEvtQo

A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street hookers.
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"Decapitated" is short for "Was run over by a remote control lawnmower that he built."

And to get the new body parts, he treats the hookers to his own concoction called super crack, which apparently makes the hookers explode. Because a chainsaw would have been too messy I guess.


I really wish I knew the name of the Microwave vs Iron kung fu movie, but I have no idea what it was, and thus far have been unable to locate it on the net. It may have been:

Duel to the Death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0wri54vq0

I'm more inclined to believe it was this one:

Ninja Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hhXLGBxHwA

I'll try to find it again later.
 
I loved the movie Shocker. I was just telling someone about it the other day and they thought I was off my rocker. (hey look, that rhymed)

Mine is Basketcase
 
I love all the late 50's/early 60's science fiction, there are some that are awesome, even in their innocence and technology fail, but there are some that are just awful, awful, awful, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is probably the worst of the worst, it is so bad, you think something is wrong with your television. LOL And also it makes very little sense.
 
I'm a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) fan and that show was all about showing some of the worst movies and making fun of them while the film is playing.

If you like bad movies you might enjoy this show :)
[video=youtube;_EAXYH4b4yM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EAXYH4b4yM[/video]
 
Any movie on the SyFy channel... as for favorites, Killer Clowns from Outer Space or either version of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.

Currently watching Kull the Conqueror-- 300 channels and this is what he picks?!? smh
 
[video=youtube;kr7djGY1fhA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7djGY1fhA[/video]

Mine is Napoleon Dynamite. It's so stupid it's funny
 
sugarfree irony said:
American Gothic 1987 . I especially enjoyed the multitasking with craft supplies . I can't find a trailer , but I think the whole movie is on you tube in sections . Here is more information from rotten tomatoes http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1000832-american_gothic/ .
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Love that movie! The swing/cliff scene was awesome!

Does anyone remember a movie about a woman that has a litter of children. The key things I can remember are as follows:

1. She ate the afterbirth
2. There were about 5 kids and they grew rapidly
3. All the kids wore difference colored ski suits
4. The kids were evil and killed people (I think one was their teacher)

I was really young when I watched it and I can't find it anywhere on the internet. Anyone?
 
Obsolete said:
Does anyone remember a movie about a woman that has a litter of children. The key things I can remember are as follows:

1. She ate the afterbirth
2. There were about 5 kids and they grew rapidly
3. All the kids wore difference colored ski suits
4. The kids were evil and killed people (I think one was their teacher)

I was really young when I watched it and I can't find it anywhere on the internet. Anyone?
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I've been racking my brain trying to figure this out - I have to see it!
I've been thinking about all the kiddie murderer movies I've seen and can't come up with it.

I swear my husband has to know this, we use to rent from a guy that mostly stocked b-horror movies and he had told me my husband (bf at the time) seen everything in his store. I'll ask him when he comes home.

This thread had a pretty good list of killer kid movies I've never seen, maybe it will help
http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/viewtopic.php?id=19198
 
Jerri Blank said:
I've been racking my brain trying to figure this out - I have to see it!
I've been thinking about all the kiddie murderer movies I've seen and can't come up with it.

I swear my husband has to know this, we use to rent from a guy that mostly stocked b-horror movies and he had told me my husband (bf at the time) seen everything in his store. I'll ask him when he comes home.

This thread had a pretty good list of killer kid movies I've never seen, maybe it will help
http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/viewtopic.php?id=19198
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I was pretty sure it was called The Litter but I can't find a movie with that name anywhere.

I found it, it's called The Brood. You definitely should watch it.
 
Obsolete said:
I was pretty sure it was called The Litter but I can't find a movie with that name anywhere.

I found it, it's called The Brood. You definitely should watch it.
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I will! it sounds totally nuts which is right up my alley. I'll see if it's on Netflix tonight! Thanks :)
 
Another favorite 'it's so bad it's good' movie is by the king of trashy films, John Waters.
This one is called 'Desperate Living' and is about a neurotic woman and her psychiatric nurse that accidentally kill the woman's husband and go on the lamb. They are taken in by a couple of dykes in a garbage dump but the queen of this place has other plans for them.

This clip has the main character having a pretty funny mental break down ....
[video=youtube;PCyMkgqY2FM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCyMkgqY2FM[/video]
 
I don't know if it's unabashedly bad...but I Love You To Death...always seemed like it, but I love it anyway:p
 
Obsolete said:
I loved the movie Shocker. I was just telling someone about it the other day and they thought I was off my rocker. (hey look, that rhymed)

Mine is Basketcase
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Is Basketcase where the guys has his "twin" cut off and carries it around with him?
 
I just have to put two more John Waters movies on here cause they are just sooo bad I love 'em..

One called 'Pink Flamingos' is not just bad but really really gross, so much so I almost threw up the first time I watched it.
'In this movie a Notorious Baltimore criminal and underground figure Divine (who is also a transvestite) goes up against Connie & Raymond Marble, a sleazy married couple who make a passionate attempt to humiliate her and seize her tabloid-given title as "The Filthiest Person Alive".'
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The the other I love so much I almost named my self after the main character here rather than 'jerri blank', It's called 'Female Trouble and stars Divine again.
This one Divine is a spoiled schoolgirl who runs away from home, gets pregnant while hitchhiking, and ends up as a fashion model for a pair of beauticians who like to photograph women committing crimes.

[video=youtube;Lt2FzvTkteQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2FzvTkteQ[/video]

Any John Water's movie is worth watching at least once in my opinion :p
 
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