SCOOP: Gene’s Stop & Shop Grocery Broken Into, Man Wanted Cigarettes & Sprite (Mug Alert)

[Sugar Cookie]

31-year-old Jawan McGrigg was charged with burglary and vandalism after he busted a window at Gene’s Stop & Shop Grocery to steal cigarettes and Sprite. He then flagged officers down and said “it’s me who you are looking for”.

On May 14th, Officers arrived at Gene’s Stop & Shop Grocery for a burglary call. Owner Mir Khan told police that Security Enterprise contacted him at 8:53 pm that the alarm was going off. He checked the security cameras which showed on of the windows busted out so he called police shortly afterward. Officer Cole was soon flagged down by a man who said, “it’s me that you are looking for. I only went into the store to get some cigarettes and sprite.”

Three packs of Newport cigarettes were observed to be hanging out of his pocket and a hat on his head suspected to be taken from the store as well by Officer Cole. The north side of the building was observed to have a pane of glass broken with a fifteen pack of sprite on the ground outside of the window. Inside of the store there was a flower pot lying on its side suggesting that it was the object used to break into the store, per report.

Gene's Stop & Shop Grocery broken into by a man who wanted cigarettes and Sprite

31-year-old Jawan McGrigg was charged with burglary and vandalism after he busted a window at Gene's Stop & Shop Grocery to steal cigarettes and Sprite. He then flagged officers down and said "it's me who you are looking for".

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Released on his own recognizance.

 

[cubby]

Released on his own recognizance.

Are we sure he's knows who he is, from the mugshot, it looks like he's drunk himself into an out of body experience. But extra points for being a nice cooperative drunk burglar.

 

[Metalfan]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

Sprite has no caffeine.
That was his fatal error.

 

[Sejanus]

He is kinda like a big toddler.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Jawan McGrigg was arrested and charged for burglary and vandalism. He was later released on his own recognizance.

Wtf?

I remember when shit like this was illegal.

Edit
Now its like a jaywalking ticket.

 

[Blunderbuss Firozabad]

He's got PLUCK!
He probably had the money and 8:53 IS kind of early for a convenience store to close....
Make him pay for the window (work it off?), quit smoking, and someone please get that man a cup of coffee.
31yrs old...I think he is redeemable.

I'm feeling quite optimistic today.

@Keepalowprofile just for fun I tried to find the cost of a jaywalking ticket in Memphis. No luck. But I know in Long Beach, CA, they are $250, and almost everyone I knew there had received one.
They are strangely serious about that, and smoking at bus stops. Murder? Not so much.

 

[Blizzard]

Maybe he's retarded.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Maybe he's retarded.

Good point.

to steal cigarettes and Sprite. He then flagged officers down and said “it’s me who you are looking for”.

 

[Inferus]

Guy looks like a literal clown.

 

[Metal Mcfly]

Sprite has no caffeine.
That was his fatal error.

Exactly! He looks extremely tired in the above photo. He should've grabbed a Mt.Dew instead.

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Here probably wanted to get arrested so he could have somewhere to sleep