Man exposes himself to 4 girls at Long Island school field

[Sugar Cookie]

Long Island police arrested a man who allegedly exposed himself to a group of young girls Saturday afternoon.

Four girls, ranging in age from 12 to 13 years old, were walking on the field when they observed a man with his pants open, exposing himself and inappropriately touching himself, according to police.

The girls notified police, who responded to the scene.

David Cardone, 35, was taken into custody and faces charges of public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child, authorities said.

Man exposes himself to 4 young girls on Long Island: police

BETHPAGE, N.Y. — Long Island police arrested a man who allegedly exposed himself to a group of young girls Saturday afternoon. It happened at the Bethpage Middle School on Broadway around 4:5…

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[Craygor]

They were not impressed.

 

[Sevens My Charm]

Where’s the public intoxication charge?

 

[keemalove]

where’s the swiss cheese

 

[Sejanus]

He wears that thin wispy island of hair off to the side like some jaunty pedo beret.
Reconfigure his forehead...with a shovel.

 

[Symmachus]

The centaur (CORRECTION: I guess he's a faun) from the Chronicles of Narnia hasn't been the same since his heyday has ended. No children or young adult books (or movie adaptations) will employ him anymore; in other words, he's the same to young adult fantasy books as Dustin Diamond is to sitcoms. Therefore, he has taken out his dissatisfaction and feelings of inadequacy upon the very demographics that helped make him famous.

You were once a magical hybrid creature in a faraway land; now you whip it out at middle school properties. Please get the help you need, Mr. Tumnus.

 

[Sevens My Charm]

The centaur (CORRECTION: I guess he's a faun) from the Chronicles of Narnia hasn't been the same since his heyday has ended. No children or young adult books (or movie adaptations) will employ him anymore; in other words, he's the same to young adult fantasy books as Dustin Diamond is to sitcoms. Therefore, he has taken out his dissatisfaction and feelings of inadequacy upon the very demographics that helped make him famous.

You were once a magical hybrid creature in a faraway land; now you whip it out at middle school properties. Please get the help you need, Tumnus.

This is a famous guy??

 

[Symmachus]

This is a famous guy??

No, not the suspect. I was facetiously comparing him to the fictional character of Mr. Tumnus, from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Mr. Tumnus, in my comment, was the one being cast in the books and since out or work; as opposed to James McAvoy, the man who portrayed Mr. Tumnus in the 2005 adaptation.

Or maybe I'm completely wrong, and this David Cardone fella is a relative of Mr. Tumnus, yet is the most human-like yet black sheep (or faun?) of the family.

In short: no, Cardone is not famous, but Mr. Tumnus is, and I made a joke about how much they look alike (somewhat).

See for yourself.

 

[thuumpr]

No, not the suspect. I was facetiously comparing him to the fictional character of Mr. Tumnus, from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Mr. Tumnus, in my comment, was the one being cast in the books and since out or work; as opposed to James McAvoy, the man who portrayed Mr. Tumnus in the 2005 adaptation.

Or maybe I'm completely wrong, and this David Cardone fella is a relative of Mr. Tumnus, yet is the most human-like yet black sheep (or faun?) of the family.

In short: no, Cardone is not famous, but Mr. Tumnus is, and I made a joke about how much they look alike (somewhat).

See for yourself.

Doesn't he go around showing his Panis?