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In a monumentally moronic scheme, a woman admitted that she plotted to submit dog urine she had “collected” in an attempt to cheat a court-ordered drug screening, police report.
According to investigators, Jessica Beatty, 42, was subject to random testing as a stipulation of release terms related to her December 28 arrest for possession of
drug paraphernalia and driving with a suspended license.
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When confronted about the phony sample, Beatty reportedly admitted that she “collected urine from her aunt’s dog,” which she “intended to provide during testing.”
thesmokinggun.com
Mugshot shows her trying to get the taste outta her mouth.
According to investigators, Jessica Beatty, 42, was subject to random testing as a stipulation of release terms related to her December 28 arrest for possession of
drug paraphernalia and driving with a suspended license.
...
When confronted about the phony sample, Beatty reportedly admitted that she “collected urine from her aunt’s dog,” which she “intended to provide during testing.”
Cops: Urine Big Trouble Now, Florida Woman
JANUARY 15--In a monumentally moronic scheme, a woman admitted that she plotted to submit dog urine she had “collected” in an attempt to cheat a court-ordered drug screening, police report. According
thesmokinggun.com
Mugshot shows her trying to get the taste outta her mouth.
