Tag Results
John Michalik Is A Crazy Ass Cracker!
November 4, 2009 by Morbid
Atlanta, Georgia – When John Michalik observed a group of Atlanta Department of Public Works employees doing a bit of JackJack reviews
and Shit while blocking a road – he pulled out his camera and began filming them. The workers were not pleased by being on camera and one of them let Michalik know it with threats and racial slurs. “You keep putting that camera in my face, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take that motherfucking camera and whoop your ass,” yelled a DPW employee on the tape. What was the worker doing? reading a tabloid that he displayed to the camera saying he was, “Reading about y’alls crazy ass white folks.” While his fellow employees tried to calm the their fellow worker down, he wasn’t finished. He called John Michalik a “crazy ass cracker” and before driving off he stated, “I’m ’bout to get this motherfucking hammer and beat the fucking hell out of him.” [Read more...]


Tara A. Donahue Is A Moron
September 2, 2009 by Morbid
KEANSBURG, NJ - Two teen boys were involved in some kind of dispute. The father of one of the boys was a friend of 41-year-old Tara Donahue. He had the cell phone number of the other teen so Donahue decided she was going to get involved and call this kid and give him a piece of her mind because she was “looking out for her friend’s children.” She dialed the number and when the person answered, she began threatening them and threatening to kill them and the person’s mother. The person she was talking to was police dispatcher John Swartz. She had called the police station by accident. [Read more...]


The Prince of Darkness Arrested In Florida
July 7, 2009 by Jaded
Port St. Lucie, Florida – I’m not going to take up much of your time this one, I just want you all to know that you can sleep easier tonight – the devil has been arrested. Turns out Mephistopheles has been in Florida, masquerading as your average, every day, run-of-the-mill, homeless guy. Who’da thunk it? I would have sworn the evil spirit was inhabiting the cold black soul of my next-door neighbor. Anyway, Beelzebub totally blew his cover SundaySunday reviews
evening in an incident at a convenience store. He approached an ordinary man outside of the store and struck up a conversation. His cover was blown just a few minutes later when he shouted, “I’m the devil and I’m gonna kill you!” WowWow reviews
. Subtlety is obviously not one of his stronger qualities. [Read more...]


Gimme What I Want, Or The Pooch Gets It
June 30, 2009 by Jaded
Lancaster, California–Damn…it takes a special kind of loser to threaten the life of a teenager’s beloved dog. It takes an even bigger loser to threaten said teen with the torture of her pooch if she doesn’t put out. Authorities believe that Alfredo Dempkey did just that. The pup in question, a toy poodle/cocker spaniel mix named Pineapple, wandered away from her home last FridayFriday reviews
evening. The teen was brokenhearted. Imagine her relief when she received a phone call the next day from a man who claimed to have found her precious pooch! That relief quickly faded to fear and disgust when the ass on the other end of the line revealed his demands for Pineapple’s safe return. [Read more...]


Tell Mommy You Love Her, Or Else
April 20, 2009 by Jaded

NOT Natasha Brinkley...but you get the idea.
Silver Springs Shores, Florida–On Saturday, Natasha’s husband gave her a gift that many mothers fantasize about…a day of peace and quiet. Paul Esposito took their three children to the home of a family friend for the day, leaving Natasha behind to relax and enjoy the quiet. When Paul and the children returned home, all was normal and quiet–until dinner time. That’s about the time the shit hit the fan.


Dawn Christoff Isn’t A Victim
April 15, 2009 by Jaded

Troy Christoff (2006 photo)
Winter Haven, Florida–Here is your feel good story for the day. Troy Christoff, 34, got a bug up his ass and decided he was going to shoot his wife and several other family members, including at least two children. His wife, Dawn Christoff, had other plans. Now Troy is in the hospital, recovering from multiple gun shot wounds.


Belinda Leighton Is A Bitch
April 15, 2009 by Jaded

Belinda Leighton
Belinda’s MyspaceMySpace
(private)
Boca Raton, Florida–Easter Sunday at Belinda Leighton’s house sounds like a fucking blast! I’m going to see if I can score an invitation for next year. She doesn’t settle on the usual boring Easter traditions-i.e., candy eating, egg hunting, Easter brunch, more candy eating. No, Belinda likes to liven things up a bit with a little drinking, some driving, and death threats.






