Oklahoma – Per a reader request that we report on more dildos, Ralph Polnicky says that after getting into an argument with a Tractor Supply Company employee, he received a large dildo in the mail with the words “Tractor Supply. Don’t Come Back,” and “Ralph is a Dick,” written in black.
Polnicky says that last year he went to the Tractor Supply Company in October of last year to complain about how long it took them to order a spool of bungee cord he’d ordered. An argument ensued between him and an employee inside the store and Polnicky claims that as he was leaving, a female employee shouted at him, “Don’t come back.”
Four months later, Polnicky gets a package in the mail that contained an 8-inch dildo with the words “Ralph Is A Dick,” “From the Tractor Supply,” and “Don’t Come Back” written on the sides. “We were aghast, I mean, we were absolutely shocked by what’s in this box,” Polnicky said about himself and his wife.
While it’s not a crime to send a sex toy in the mail, it could be possible to sue employer Tractor Supply for emotional damages.…Continue Reading
Nikki McNeil, 33, told authorities her ex-boyfriend and father of her three children, Lamark Tucker Sr., 36, became angry when she refused to discuss the status of their relationship while dropping off their children for visitation Saturday evening.
He grabbed her keys and cellphone, she said, in an attempt to keep her from leaving, but she was able to locate a spare key and started the car.
As she was backing out of the driveway, Tucker jumped on the hood and held tight for a good 10-miles or so, threatening her the entire time.
Fortunately, the children were not in the car.
Police say McNeil stopped the car at least two or three times as she was driving down the road with Tucker clinging to the car, asking people to call 911. Several motorists complied.
As she drove, she said she demanded Tucker get off the roof, but he refused and continued to yell at her.…Continue Reading
Walton, NY – A 27-year-old woman has been accused of making a series of posts on Facebook that threatened children and their families. Keep reading, as you won’t believe the level of stupidity this woman possesses.
Over the weekend, several Walton children and teenagers were getting death threats and pornography from an individual using various Facebook accounts (including this one and this one). The profiles used the same picture of two little girls that they stated they wanted to kill, as well as images of dead children tagged with the names of local Walton youth.
The person was also hacking into other Walton residents’ Facebook accounts to post even more harassing messages to the children, even going as far as asking if they should duplicate the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings.
This prompted police to monitor the local schools and for school administrators to cancel all outside school activities. They also informed parents the school doors would be locked during the day and that the staff had been made aware of the situation.…Continue Reading
Gloria Pratt, 53, reportedly called police to complain that she and her husband of two years were no longer having sex and she was upset, dammit.
When police arrived at the home that evening, they met with an allegedly intoxicated Pratt, who repeated the complaint. I’m guessing she didn’t explain the reasoning behind the man’s refusal to give her dick.
It was quite apparent that a crime had not been committed by either party, so the officers wished the couple good luck and left the home.
About a minute later, the responding officers glanced at the couple’s living room window and witnessed Pratt screaming “do something!” at her husband as he reclined on the couch.
According to police, Pratt then yelled, “I’m going to kill you!” before walking off to the kitchen. You know, where the pointy and poisony shit is stored….
The officers then had reason to arrest Pratt – they knocked on the couple’s door and detained her.…Continue Reading
Meet Deni Noa. He reportedly celebrated the New Year by punching some random female driver in the eye (one of Morbid’s sick fantasies), getting nekkid, and fighting with police.
Yep, according to police, Noa approached a vehicle stopped at a red light, reached inside the window, and popped the female behind the wheel before disappearing into the night. Presumably while cackling maniacally and drooling. Maybe even skipping….
As an officer was taking the woman’s statement, he heard a report over the radio about a man lying on a roadway nearby.
The officer responding to that call reported seeing a man laying on the street all nekkid and stuff. He also reported seeing two other men at the scene… they were apparently struggling with the nekkid guy and trying to stuff him in the trunk of their car.
Turns out the two other men on the scene were Noa’s brothers. Know why they were trying to stuff Noa in the trunk?…Continue Reading
AURORA, CO – Police have arrested a man who they say threatened to shoot Best Buy employees and blow up the store after they sold out of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, a video game he had pre-ordered earlier that day.
Witnesses say Lomorin Sar, a 31-year-old man-child, became irate when he showed up to Best Buy to pick up his copy of the popular game shortly after midnight on Tuesday and was told they no longer had any in stock.
Understandably disappointed, Sar allegedly began threatening the employees, asking when they got off work so that he could shoot them in the parking lot. Witnesses say that before Sar left the store, he also threatened to blow it up.
Police were called and Sar was pulled over shortly afterwards. He was issued a summons alleging misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Someone claiming to be him showed up in the comments section of another article, claiming the news had put a slant on the events.
I will never understand how grown men can stand in line to buy a damn video game.…Continue Reading
EAST MEADOW, N.Y. – A Long Island 44-year-old mother was arrested after sending a series of letters and emails that threatened to harm her son’s Little League coach and his family members after her son didn’t make the team’s travel squad.
According to police, Janet Chiauzzi, who has two kids in the league, threatened to send the coach and his family to hell if he didn’t stop volunteering as the manager of the travel team and leave East Meadow. Her rage stemmed from the fact that her son did not make the travel squad he managed.
Two weeks later, she sent a letter to the principal of the school the coach’s kids attended claiming he was sexually abusing them. Those claims were proven untrue. Not quite finished, she then sent six letters to Little League team officials demanding the coach be fired — from his volunteer position.
Here’s a sample of what Chiauzzi wrote to the coach:
“This is a warning to you, and then she names the man, to step down as manager of the 11 year old travel team and get the hell out of East Meadow baseball all together.…Continue Reading
San Antonio, TX — Alex Martinez, 30, was arrested by San Antonio police for allegedly sexually assaulting a woman at his home under the threat of bringing his pit bull terrier into the residence if she refused, officials said.
The woman told investigators she met Martinez at a night club a few weeks ago. She said she picked up Martinez at his home on Wednesday to go to a club. After getting something to eat afterward, they returned to Martinez’s apartment. The woman reported that he refused to let her leave and sexually assaulted her.
She went on to say that when she tried to put her clothing back on, he told her to take her pants back off while opening the back door and threatening to let his pit bull dog inside.
The woman reportedly complied out of fear and wasn’t able to leave until morning after telling him she was going to get something to eat. She called police from a friend’s house, the affidavit states.
Martinez was booked into Bexar County Jail on one count of sexual assault.…Continue Reading
South Bend, IN – Angela Voelkert created a fake profile of a 17-year-old teen named Jessica Studebaker to dig for dirt on her husband ahead of their divorce. It worked. He ended up getting arrested by the FBI.
According to court documents, after creating the fake Facebook profile, ‘Jessica’ (pictured) friended her estranged husband. She then reportedly had a friend draw her husband, David, into a message exchange. Soon, David Voelkert was e-mailing his new friend and revealing details of plans to disappear with his children.
He allegedly asked ‘Jessica’ to find a “gang-banger” at her school who would be willing to kill his wife for $10,000. Voelkert also reportedly claimed to have secretly placed a GPS tracking device in his wife’s van to be used to locate her when he was ready to have her killed.
“There should be some gang-bangers [at your school] that would put a cap in her ass for $10,000. I am done with her crap.” Voelkert messaged to ‘Jessica.’
“I have a GPS on her van, so I know where she is all the time,” Voelkert allegedly wrote.…Continue Reading
Memphis, TN – Police arrested a man and charged him with aggravated assault after he allegedly used a gun to threaten the host of a child’s birthday party because his children didn’t get any cake or ice cream.
Joseph Hayes, 48, became upset and yelled at the woman because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and cake.” Not content with mere words, Hayes solidified his status as a jackass by traveling back to his apartment and returning to threaten her with what appeared to be a handgun.
According to the woman’s report, Hayes came back to the party and approached the woman. He lifted up his shirt, showing what appeared to be a handgun tucked in his waistband and uttered this completely justified and reasonable statement: “I ain’t scared to go to jail, just take care of my kids.”
Of course Hayes was arrested at his apartment a short time after the woman called 911 to state she had been threatened and was in fear for her life.…Continue Reading
Huntingdon, PA — This fella here is Jeremiah Shoop. Aside from having one of the most Looney Tunes mugshots I’ve ever seen, Shoop was also involved in an incident which resulted in a shootout, sending one man to the hospital and three to jail. The shooting apparently involved the use of ‘bath salts,’ which if you didn’t know is actually this.
The incident reportedly occurred in the basement apartment where 23 year-old William Ledford Jr. lives. Ledford was there with two other men, 18 year-old Joshua Lemin and 24 year-old Dustin Scott. It was with the arrival of a fourth man, 31 year-old Jeremiah Shoop, that the sh!t hit the fan. It has been reported that the three were high on bath salts or that Shoop had come to steal their bath salts, or both. What the three men did next makes it very easy to believe they were on something.
Shoop, who had allegedly been making threatening phone calls to Ledford in the days prior, knocked on the door and called Ledford out.…Continue Reading
38 year-old Juan Perales-Diaz has been sentenced to four to five years in the slammer after pleading guilty to charges including attempted murder, assault and battery, assault with a deadly weapon, larceny over $250, making annoying phone calls (oh, I lol’d) and a handful of others. The victim? His own 60 year-old mother.
Apparently, Son of the Year swindled his mother out of $7000 last Aug 6th and proceeded to threaten her over the phone several times over the next few days, saying he was going to “take her down.” Then on Aug 12th, he reportedly showed up again and threatened her with a knife before stuffing a towel down her throat. Fortunately, mom was able to break free and escape through a window to call police from a neighbor’s house, at which point Perales-Diaz threw the knife at her.
Attorney for the defense claims an abusive childhood, bipolar disorder and the defendant being off his meds contributed to the attack.…Continue Reading
GILBERT, Ariz. – According to police, witnesses described seeing 43-year-old Marnie L. Korhel scream “I will kill you” at her crying 3-month-old several times while inside an Arizona Target store. They became concerned for the child’s well-being and called police.
When police arrived at the location they found Korhel and her baby in the parking lot where she admitted to threatening the infant. She also handed the kid to the officers and said, “Give this baby to CPS… I can’t do this!”
No injuries where found on the baby, but police want Korhel to be charged with domestic violence threats. In the end, Korhel did get her wish when CPS arrived and took custody of her baby.
I dug around for a mugshot but couldn’t find one. If any of you stumble across one let me know and I’ll get it added.Continue Reading
Quincy police Capt. John Dougan said Rosen became enraged when two men seated near him in the Subway restaurant inside the store asked him to turn down his radio Friday afternoon.
“He stood up and threw a tonic at them, then pulled out a hatchet with a foot-and-a-half long handle, waving and swinging it in the direction of their heads,” Dougan said.
And then, in what must have been an awe-inspiring show of complete badassery, Rosen reportedly slammed the hatchet down on the table where the men had been sitting, cutting a sandwich in half. “You want some of that?” he asked. I’m guessing their answer was no…
As Rosen was being escorted out by store security, police say he pulled out a folding knife and pointed it at them.
When an officer rolled up a short time later, Rosen was found walking down a nearby street with the hatchet holstered to his right hip.…Continue Reading
Santa Cruz, CA – Sorry for the delay in stories today, folks, but Morbid was tinkering with the site, and I, as usual, was comatoast. Anyway, this little gem was sent to us by one of our faithful readers, Anna. Eric Lamb, 38, was arrested on Wednesday and booked into the county jail in connection with assault with a deadly weapon and willful cruelty to a child. Seems Mr. Lamb doesn’t like kids much. Witnesses report that Lamb was seen riding his bike through San Lorenzo Park, screaming obscenities at children and telling ‘em to move out of his way. According to police, Lamb then swerved roughly 7 or 8 feet out of his way to deliberately strike one of the children. A 3-year-old boy was run over and injured – the mark from a bicycle tire left on his sweatshirt. The tyke suffered abrasions and some bruising, but is expected to be fine. Lamb was picked up a short time later, positively identified by witnesses and arrested.…Continue Reading
Sunrise, AZ – Police say a 12-year-old boy pulled a knife on his mother after an argument about his desire to dress up as a gay Justin Bieber for Halloween…which, in itself is redundant, but whatever. The parental unit nixed the idea, telling the boy his costume idea was disrespectful. Whether she thought it was disrespectful to gays or to Justin Biebers is unknown at this point. After a verbal argument and a temper tantrum, the boy was grounded from trick-or-treating. He then reportedly grabbed a knife from his room and threatened to kill his mother. Mom was able to disarm the child without injury and call the police. When the boys in blue arrived, the kid was arrested on suspicion of threatening his mother with a knife. I guess I gotta give mom props for keeping her cool and not smacking the kid stupid(er)…had I pulled that shit on my mother, I’d still be picking shoe leather out of my ass. If you have been living under a rock for the past couple of years and have no idea what a Justin Bieber is, I have attached one of his “music” videos for your viewing enjoyment.…Continue Reading
Iowa City, IA - Kay Sonderberg, 63, was arrested Monday evening after police said she threatened to kill her neighbors. Twice. Sonderberg, under the impression that one of her neighbors jacked her cell phone, walked over to the neighbor’s house and kicked in their door. Feisty! Police say she then grabbed a steel pipe and told the residents to come outside so she could kill ‘em. Seeing as how there are no injuries reported, I’m guessing the neighbors didn’t accept her invitation and Sonderberg returned to her own home without making anyone dead or bloody. Later that same day, she reportedly armed herself with a wooden board and returned to the home. This time, she just stood outside in the front yard and threatened to kill ‘em. At that point, the neighbors had had enough and the cops showed up to haul the crazy lady away. She’s being held on a $6,500 cash-only bond, charged with first-degree harassment.…Continue Reading
Columbus, OH - Dominic Holt-Reid, 27, was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly pulled a gun on his pregnant girlfriend and forced her to drive to an abortion clinic, threatening to shoot her if she didn’t. The woman, 26-year-old Yolanda Burgess, told police she and Holt-Reid had just dropped their 4-year-old son off at nursery school and were heading to the clinic for an appointment when she decided she didn’t want to go through with the procedure. The change of heart apparently displeased the man. Burgess said Holt-Reid reached into the glove-box and pulled out a .45 and told her that she was going to make that appointment or he was going to shoot and cause her to miscarry. When the two arrived at the clinic, Burgess wrote a note detailing her situation and passed it to a clinic employee. The employee called police and Holt-Reid was arrested in the parking lot – the gun was found tucked in his waistband. He’s been booked on charges of kidnapping and carrying a concealed weapon.…Continue Reading
Ottumwa, IA - Not a lot of info on this one, but according to police in Ottumwa, 25-year-old Breana Greathouse, was recently picked up and charged with harassment and Going Armed With Intent after travelling from Kansas City, Missouri, to kill a man who reportedly made derogatory comments about her on the internet.
Police received a call early Wednesday morning about an angry woman with a gun threatening to kill one Forrest Jamison. Greathouse was apparently still holding the weapon when the first officer arrived on scene – she was arrested without incident before following through with her threat.
Though police will not disclose the nature of the alleged taunts, a Google search on Greathouse leads me to believe it all started with a rap video labeled “Breanna Greathouse is FAT diss” produced by Jamison and posted in the message boards over at undergroundhiphop.com. The video has since been removed, but there is quite a discussion going on over there in the forums. (Grammar nazis, consider yourself warned). It appears as if the shit has been brewing between them for the last couple of years and Greathouse finally snapped.…Continue Reading
Anderson Twp., OH – Again, another group of words I never thought I’d have to combine in the same sentence. ‘Tis true, though – Frankenstein apparently enjoys Toby Keith and beer but dislikes police officers and patrol cars. He was arrested at the concert Saturday night after he allegedly threatened to cut a couple of police officers. It’s been reported that an intoxicated Frankenstein approached the officers and threatened them multiple times, stating, “If I had a knife I would stab you.” Unamused, the officers shackled the drunken country fan and placed him in a patrol car. Once in the backseat, Frankenstein let loose with his fury, kicking out the rear side window. Frankenstein was then placed in another patrol car where he proceeded to beat the shit out of the partition with his face. Personally, I probably would have beaten myself senseless before attending a Toby Keith concert, but that’s just me. Anyway, Frankenstein continued to run his mouth at the hospital, threatening law enforcement and medical personnel alike. After he was stitched up, he was placed in a cell.…Continue Reading