Panama City Beach, FL – I know this is going to sound silly, but, have you ever been to a tweaker yard sale? If you haven’t, put that on your list of things to do before you die because it is friggin’ hilarious. See, when tweakers are tweakin’, they like to take shit apart. Though they are up for 2-3 days at a time, with plenty of time to tinker, they never put the shit back together the right way and they just tape it all back together. They quickly get bored with one project and move onto another. I’ve been past many a yard sale where every single item has, at minimum, three strips of duct tape – TV’s, beds, dishes, couches, cribs, stereos, cars – you name it, it’s taped. The set of tweaker parents asshats in this story are very familiar with duct tape – they tried to fix their broken toddler with it. [Read more...]

St. Bernard, Ohio – Brooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know? [Read more...]

Prunedale, California I don’t think Jonathan Lowell has done much to help the derision Prunedale and the residents have endured for quite sometime. At the time of the town’s founding, Plum trees were grown early on but due to poor irrigation and fertilizer they died out. Locals often refer to Prunedale as “Prunetucky”, a not-so-nice stereotype of the populace, which were mostly immigrants from the Dust Bowl – from the Rural Midwest and Southern states. (”Okies”) With this current news story, I somehow don’t believe the fine folks at the Prunedale Chamber of Commerce will be slapping Jonathan’s face on any tourism pamphlets nor sending a thank you basket of fruit for bringing their town’s name to the headlines. Not after his naked meth’d-out antics. [Read more...]

Fort Smith, Arkansas — I bring to you this morning, a story just teeming with fail. And, in the center of all that complete failure, a nearly 2-year-old girl. First off, we have Ashley and Rebecca McMillion, a couple who, for quite some time, have been living in a 16 x 8 foot wooden storage shed in the back yard of Ashley’s mother’s property. Ashley’s mother, Marilyn McMillion, purchased that shed for Ashley and his young bride to help the couple out. The two in the shed eventually became three when RebeccaRebecca reviews gave birth to the couple’s daughter. Cozy. So cozy, in fact, that when Ashley started molesting his daughter, his wife had no choice but to watch. [Read more...]

Tulsa, OK – Just like the old saying, “play with  fire and you’re bound to get burned,” 33-year old Nicole Partridge learned a horrific lesson on just how bad being involved with meth can be. Around 2 p.m. this last FridayFriday reviews, police received a 911 call from Partridge after a domestic dispute with her 23-year old boyfriend, Kenneth McCurley. They found Partridge outside a residence critically burned, from the neck down. Partridge told firefighters who responded to the scene that after dousing her with gasoline, McCurley threw a cigarette on her to ignite a fire. [Read more...]

Jersey City, New Jersey – Nicole Bobek was a pretty decent American figure skater. Back in 1995 she was the U.S. Champion, and won a bronze medal at the World Figure Skating Championships. So where is she now? Well, a lot of things change in 15 years, especially when you start messing around with meth. It truly is one hell of a drug. On July 6, Bobek was arrested at her home in Florida, charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. New Jersey police have accused her, and 19 other people, of being a part of a drug ring they had been investigating for over a year. [Read more...]

Atescadero, California–Oh damn…every now and then I come across a story that makes me want to laugh hysterically, cry, scream, and vomit…all at the same time. This would be one of those stories. This one…well, it has a little bit of everything. We’ve got drug trafficking, canine coitus, canine copulation, a couple of fetishes, with a dash of child porn. Oh yeah, and videotape. [Read more...]

UPDATE – 42-year-old Thurman Wayne Tubbs surrendered at the police station between on Thursday evening. He is being held at the Calhoun County Jail.

Thurman Tubbs and Kristen Kelley

Weaver, Alabama - On Friday of last week, 11-year-old Kristen Michelle Kelley was outside jumping on a trampoline with her friend, when she saw a Sprite bottle sitting on the corner of a nearby retaining wall. After taking a drink, she ran inside her home choking exclaiming that she thought she had drank kerosene. The bottle did not contain Sprite, or kerosene…but rather hydrochloric acid. The bottle and its contents belonged to her cousin, Thurman Wayne Tubbs, who lived in a camper nearby, the contents being one of the ingredients he used to make meth.

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The beautiful Michelle and Maria Stancati displaying the positive effects of meth use

SOUTH BEND, IND – On Tuesday, the fire department responded to a house fire at 511 E. Woodside St., South Bend. While there, firefighters detected a strong smell of ammonia and found what appeared to be a meth lab. InsideInside reviews the home at the time were twin sisters Michelle and Maria Stancati, both 35. They have each been charged with one count of dealing in methamphetamine within 1,000 feet of school property. They also both happen to be local school teachers.
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Jensen Beach, FL – This nasty-looking piece of work is Martha A. Simmons, 25.  Martha’s a drug addict and all-around violent bitch who beat the hell out of her 68-year-old grandmother on SundaySunday reviews evening.  How many kinds of heinous do you have to be to assault and batter your own grandma?  [Read more...]

Mobile, AL – John Marcus Miller is a pretty good cook, or so his buyers say.  Just ask Leanne Christine Williamore.  She’sShe reviews not only Miller’s wife, she’s also a client.   Miller, 37, was running a meth lab in the family home in Irvington, Alabama  on April 22 when a neighbor called police about the chemical smell. [Read more...]

Denver - The 3-month-old baby of 27-year-old Katreice Trujillo (Myspace Profile) was brought to the Children’s Hospital on FridayFriday reviews, suffering from seizures. The police were summoned after doctors determined the child had ingested meth. The case is now being investigated by the Denver Police and MissingMissing reviews and Exploited Persons unit and Trujillo was arrested on allegations of child abuse resulting in serious bodily injury charges.

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Springfield, MO -    Daniel Edward Ray, 36,  is a tweaker who really, really likes his butt plugs.   RayRay reviews broke into three adult novelty stores during a ninety-minute spree over the weekend.  With his mini-van as the entry object.  He left the registers and high-dollar porn alone, and stole only what police call “merchandise” and what I call “vibrators and assorted toys”.  [Read more...]

ONTARIO, Calif. — Samuel Reta of Ontario, an 8-month-old boy, has died after his mother told police she accidentally cleaned his nose with a cotton swab used earlier to clean a meth pipe. The infant had been in a coma since police found him in full cardiac arrest. The boy also has a fractured skull, broken arm and pneumonia. His mother, Elizabeth Reta, 27, was arrested Thursday and booked for investigation of felony child abuse.

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