“Daddy Lorne Touched My Cooter And It Hurt”

Manatee County, Florida Art Linkletter hit a gold mine when he came out with his “Kids Say The Darndest Things“. It was such a hit because I think every single person could relate to hearing children reveal such intimate details so innocently or say some very adult things taken so far out of context. All of it either embarrassing or funny as hell. Or both. There’s something so engaging about listening to a child explain something. Especially when they know they have your undivided attention. They become a bit more willing to share, a bit more animated in their story telling abilities. And if an adult has all the appropriate reactions, the child’s trust and willingness grows. Which was perhaps the case of this three year-old. I can’t imagine the intensity of the attention she received when she said, “Daddy Lorne touched my cooter and it hurt.” [Read more...]

Tawnya Burrows Prefers To Use Sex Toys During Playtime

Bradenton, FL- Warning! The nasty ham-beast being front paged today is going to make any recent food some of you may have just consumed creep back up into your throat and remind you once again to read the DD first before eating. Then again, most of our stories will ruin your appetite, so you can just go ahead and consider this site not only a great place to read about true crime, but also an excellent deterrent to weight-gain. Now, on to the icky details. [Read more...]

Brandon Edwards “Accidentally” Touches

Bradenton, Florida- This last SaturdaySaturday reviews around 3 a.m.,  a drunk Brandon Edwards drove to the home of a 13-year old boy and let himself in. Once inside, he went to the boy’s bedroom and slipped into bed with him. He then began to fondle the boy’s buttocks under his clothes.

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