Happy Turkey Day! – Cooking Edition

It’s Thanksgiving again!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH – We here at the Dreamin’ Demon love the holidays.  Not just because we get to take the day off and indulge in hookers and blow, but also because it’s a time for peace, love, harmony, and a bunch of other sentimental crap.

We’ll be way busy next week, posting stuff about women beating their men with fry cookers, and men beating their women with turkeys, and no doubt somebody will shove something – or someone – into an oven.  So in honor of this festive occasion, we have compiled one of our Awesome D’D Top Five Lists:  The Top Five Stories About Ovens… and the victims people put in them.  Or on them.  You’re welcome, internet!

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Deacsa Brown Fights Dirty

Cincinnati - Deacsa Brown has been charged with felonious assault after getting into a fight with Faye Grove in her home. During this fight, Brown, 19, poured scalding water on the Grove’s back and then bit off Grove’s left ear.

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