The Horror: Melissa Mccuistion & Adam Lee Had Really " Fast Sex " In Movie Theatre

[Sugar Cookie]

A San Antonio couple put the 'moving' in 'moving pictures' on November 9 when they were caught having sex 'really fast' in a cinema, police said.

Employees at the Santikos Casa Blanca theater caught Melissa Feist-McCuistion, 39, and Adam Emmet Lee, 40, in an act of nude, frenzied copulation, according to Bexar County Sheriff's Office.

'Yah man, I should have known better... was stupid on my part,' Lee told cops when they were called, according to My San Antonio. 'We were just having a little fun!'

Lee and Feist-McCuistion were spotted romping by a 'shocked' worker in theatre #13 at around midnight, according to the police report.

The worker rushed off to grab his manager, and when he returned Feist-McCuistion was on top of Lee - and the pair were having sex 'really fast,' he told cops.

Both of the suspects were nude save for a small blanket, Bexar County deputies said.

The manager then told the pair to stop their saucy act, at which point the surprised couple 'stood there for a long time' before putting their clothes back on.

Deputies asked the manage whether he saw the alleged offenders' genitals, but he said he didn't.

However, he said, 'we could see that their clothing was off and they were trying really hard to cover themselves with a small blanket that they had!'

Deputies detained the couple and interviewed them outside the theater, at which point Lee admitted to having sex with Feist-McCuistion, cops said.

The pair were both jailed and charged with public lewdness.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5087353/Naked-couple-arrested-really-fast-sex-cinema.html

 

[EchaSez]

Wonder what was the movie? Lol

 

[Sejanus]

Wonder what was the movie? Lol

Thor Ragnarok I would imagine.
He went shirtless in it again and two women with me almost jumped me right then...
and I am friggin hideous!...lol

This couple though...
man that would be blinding.
Likely the only workout Mr Potato Head gets.

 

[everjaded]

Classy little side bun there so she can lay down and not have it in the way. :hilarious:

 

[Prettypink513]

I'm taking up a collection to get the employees some brain bleach

 

[Norcal Skim]

Wonder what was the movie? Lol

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/a_bad_moms_christmas

 

[robin299]

Her ears a large enough to hear him cum! God my jokes are lame

Well its true! Lol

 

[Sugar Cookie]

I'm taking up a collection to get the employees some brain bleach

You could take up a collection to get these two sexy beasts a motel room:devil:

 

[Brillig]

So I get the idea of a quickie, but why the hell did they take all their clothing off? And bring a blanket? Were they planning to lay on the floor??

 

[Dead Stephanie]

They should have used that blankie to cover them fucked up tarded faces, instead of a room, they should get an evaluation

 

[Norcal Skim]

They should have used that blankie to cover them fucked up tarded faces, instead of a room, they should get an evaluation

Evaluate, evacuate, ejaculate, what's the difference!