Stephanie Lynn Harper Was Arrested For Poppin Pussy Off Stage At The Foxy Lady

[Sugar Cookie]

A Columbus woman was taken into custody late Wednesday after she was found dancing off stage at the Foxy Lady strip club on Victory Drive, police said.

Stephanie Lynn Harper, 25, was charged with one count of dancing off stage after her 10 p.m. arrest at 3023 Victory Drive. She was taken to the Muscogee County Jail and released on bond Thursday.

The Special Operations Unit of the Columbus Police Department was making a compliance check when an officer found Harper dancing off stage in front of a man. She wasn’t performing on a platform and several single dollar bills were scattered at her feet.

Under city ordinance, the law states that all dancers shall perform on a platform or stage intended for that purpose.

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/local/crime/article187445033.html

 

[FrayedKnot]

What with lap dances being so immoral and all.

...In the strip club.

...Called "Foxy Lady".

 

[Prettypink513]

not surprising. Ohio have dumb ass rules like that

 

[Valasca]

But... it's literally a victimless crime

 

[Norcal Skim]

Ohio cop #1: Hey, we just got a call of 17 OD's over on State Street

Ohio cop #2: Fuck that, I'm going to the Foxy Lady for a compliance check! Wooooo

 

[FrayedKnot]

Ohio cop #1: Hey, we just got a call of 17 OD's over on State Street

Ohio cop #2: Fuck that, I'm going to the Foxy Lady for a compliance check! Wooooo

"POLICE! Get your clear heels on the stage NOW!"

*charges taser*
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But... it's literally a victimless crime

Like smoking weed.

But pussy grabbing 13-year-olds.....locker room talk.

 

[Keepalowprofile]

Good news, sounds like all the serious crimes have been solved and the streets of Columbus are safe.

 

[Sejanus]

What a waste of law enforcement resources.

 

[Macabre]

I'm very disappointed in the lack of nudity within this article.

 

[RavagesTheCabbages]

Bumped for 2 reasons, being -
@Sugar Cookie This title is freaking amazing and now I can't stop singing 2 Live Crew, thx

I have actually been inside this club and they close at 2am like wth? Plus one of the dancers had bruises all up her inner thighs. I wanted to write 1800799SAFE on her fives.

Absolute best strip club I've ever been to was Matador Club by Eglin AFB. If you know you know

 

[Sevens My Charm]

Bumped for 2 reasons, being -
@Sugar Cookie This title is freaking amazing and now I can't stop singing 2 Live Crew, thx

I have actually been inside this club and they close at 2am like wth? Plus one of the dancers had bruises all up her inner thighs. I wanted to write 1800799SAFE on her fives.

Absolute best strip club I've ever been to was Matador Club by Eglin AFB. If you know you know

My dad was born on Englin @RavagesTheCabbages

 

[Spider]

Fucking stupid morality laws. Shouldn't they be more worried about actual violent criminals?

 

[Future_Milf]

Bumped for 2 reasons, being -
@Sugar Cookie This title is freaking amazing and now I can't stop singing 2 Live Crew, thx

I have actually been inside this club and they close at 2am like wth? Plus one of the dancers had bruises all up her inner thighs. I wanted to write 1800799SAFE on her fives.

Absolute best strip club I've ever been to was Matador Club by Eglin AFB. If you know you know

You've been to a strip club?

 

[RavagesTheCabbages]

You've been to a strip club?

Many.