Maine Man Turned God's House Into A Meth-Odist Church

[Sugar Cookie]

He made it a meth-odist church.

A Maine man has been charged with turning a kids’ playroom in a Methodist church into a meth lab.

Matthew Anderson, 33, was busted after officials at Buxton United Methodist Church alerted police on Thursday to “suspicious activity” inside an upstairs playroom at the house of worship, Buxton police said.

Officers then called in the Maine Drug Enforcement Agency after finding “items that are consistent with the manufacturing process of methamphetamine,” the force revealed in a statement.

Anderson was charged with unlawful operation of a methamphetamine lab.

Maine man charged with turning church playroom into meth lab

He made it a meth-odist church. A Maine man has been charged with turning a kids’ playroom in a Methodist church into a meth lab. Matthew Anderson, 33, was busted after officials at Buxton Un…

nypost.com

 

[Prettypink513]

I LOVE the title

 

[CalicoJack]

I have so many questions.

How long was a meth lab going in a church playroom before they figured it out?
Was he using the daycare kids as workers in his meth lab?

 

[Old Man Metal]

This dude's presence alone constitutes "suspicious activity".

 

[roadsidehorror]

"lab" is cop speak for 2 liter bottles, draino, cold pills and cold packs. This guy is an asshole, not a chemist!

 

[Inferus]

Stephen King's next novel came early.

 

[king4sshole]

So god broke bad...

 

[Sejanus]

Zombie face.

 

[roadsidehorror]

One would think that after that last tooth escaped his head, he would reconsider being a fucking dope fiend.

 

[Freyja]

Had he never messed with drugs, he would be a good looking guy! All the more reason to not use drugs. Drugs will ruin your looks as well as your life.

 

[roadsidehorror]

I respectfully disagree @Freyja

Drugs are lots of fun if you have half a brain. You don't have to wreck yourself to wreck yourself!
Even if you put all his teeth back in and fed him cheeseburgers for a year? This fucker isn't going to get prettier!

 

[Bobbo]

"2 liter bottles, draino, cold pills and cold packs.

I’m making a list and checking it twice!

Gonna find out if my meth will suffice!

 

[TammyHenson]

That man's been mething for some time. You can see his skull bones.