Geriatric Pooch Bites Off Mans Dick and Balls

[Alf]

No doubt to lure the dog over.

I have heard this urban legend before, but I am not aware of any other ostension at the moment.

--Al

ETA: The Legend (courtesy of snopes)

--Al

 

[Sugar Cookie]

Dupe
https://dreamindemon.com/community/...s-off-mans-dick-and-balls.98745/#post-1188513

 

[lithiumgirl]

I will never be so horny that allowing a creature to nibble my kibbles and bits is EVER going to be an option... Dude, that's why you have hands!

I know a girl at the dog park and I'm pretty sure she fucks her dog.
They have a really fucked up relationship ... she's got muzzles on him and harnesses that he doesn't need, and she whines at/to him like he's a bad boyfriend or child.
He's not a bad dog ... he just bad for her, but I think she likes it that way, because if anyone gives her advice she finds an excuse not to try it, which is always HIS fault. But the she complains about ...some more. I think he get punished for it later, and then they KISS and MAKE UP ... like literally, like that's her man. Its bent and fascinating to watch.

 

[ChaosKitty]

Now it makes sense. I feel certain he won't do that again!

he's now like that dude that wears the robes and spies on everyone in GOT I have a feeling it's gonna have to be a rub not a spread anyway