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Nellie PalaciosSanta Maria, CA — Look at that mug, people. Does that look like the face of crazy? The kind of crazy that would break into your home, steal your shit and kill your cat after a breakup? Meet 43-year-old Nellie Palacios — from what police are saying, yes, she is that kind of crazy.

According to police, on the afternoon of January 2, Palacios, accompanied by her new boyfriend, entered her ex-boyfriend’s home and started grabbing paintings from the walls and stashed ‘em in her car. She also apparently choked the man’s cat a bit before stabbing it with a kitchen knife.

The new boyfriend, who apparently believed he was at a home of one of the woman’s cousins, called police to report the woman’s erratic behavior. I’m assuming he got a little wigged out once the stabbing commenced….

When police arrived on scene, the new boyfriend informed them he had primarily been outside while Palacios was robbing the place, but did admit to seeing Palacios stab the cat and stash the body in an igloo type doghouse in the yard. The knife used in the alleged attack was found underneath the dog house.

Palacio told police she stabbed the cat in self defense after it attacked her. I’m guessing cats don’t particularly like being choked, and will fight a bitch for some air.

Several paintings and other items from the home were found in her car. After being treated for wounds suffered during the tussle with the kitty, Palacio was booked on charges of animal cruelty and burglary.

Pssst, new boyfriend….. run. Run fast and run far.

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  • Sue Askevold

    What u smiling at ‘Bitch’?? Here kitty, kitty, come be my cat baby, i got something for you.

  • Jessie

    “Stash the body”— DID THE CAT MAKE IT???? Say the cat made it! He’ll pull through! Please!

  • MilfOf2

    Shes crazy for sure. But damn 43? Looks 23.jesus

  • Vesper B

    I’ve pulled some insane stunts in my day, but I’ve always told myself: I’ll stab my ex bf/husband/whatever before I stab the animal.

  • Lena60

    Bitch be cra cra for sure.

  • Lena60

    Sorry Jessie, the cat is in kitty heaven.

  • ZodiacKiller

    I commend the new bf for calling the police

  • Taster’sChoice

    Yeah no kidding. She looks crazy good for 43.. lol

  • Taster’sChoice

    No crazy punanny for him tonight! lol

  • LuvsHorror

    New boyfriend became old boyfriend with that phone call. Wonder if he’s nervous now?

  • Jessie

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Texas Ranger

    No worries here. If a crazy-ex comes around my house, my guard cat Merle Haggard will EAT HER ASS I tell ya.

  • Texas Ranger

    Which in no way should be confused with Pussy Heaven. Whole different kinda heaven.

  • Buffettgirl

    It takes a real pussy to choke and stab a cat in revenge. A lot of bizarre female behavior out there today, come to think of it, I don’t feel quite myself at the moment…

  • velvetjoneslives

    I think the cat started it, then got its ass kicked.

  • link07

    I went “home” with a very attractive girl I met at a bar, back in my 20’s. Turned out to not be her place at all. Right before I passed out from excessive libations she began hysterically crying and pulled several pornographic magazines from a shelf and started rippling them up, followed by writing curse words on the wall in red lipstick… I then drunkenly convinced her to leave. I woke up in the passenger side of my own car .

  • thebossessecretary

    Sometimes crazy looks amazingly good. That’s why it’s so creepy.

  • technicolorpachyderms

    That’s why we need the scale.

  • Rachel Ann

    That’s a good looking 43 considering some of the dried up sourpusses we be seeing on here.
    As for what she did well hell hath no fury like a crazy bitch with a grudge!

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    He ought to be. Jail is temporary, fuckin’ nuts is forever.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    We have one of those… Lillith tried to jump in & break up a fight between our chow mix & the former roommate’s golden retriever because the wife was standing too close when it broke out. As it was, I had to commend my wife’s mid-air catch of the cat before she messed up those dogs. Trust me, that cat would have put a world of hurt on that golden retriever. The chow lives in fear of that cat.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    Crazy bitch needs to be cunt-punted. You stab the ex, not his pet.
    I wonder how she got the new flame to go along with it? “No sex for a week if you don’t come with me to loot my ex’s place?”

    Poor cat :'(

  • JohnQknowitall

    Moral of the Story: For your own sake, don’t fuck over a Latina.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    Someone dumped a whole heap of excess oestrogen into the air probably.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    Do crazy meds keep one looking young? Or is it the chemical imbalance in the brain that slows ageing?
    I’m leaning towards the latter theory since mental meds are supposed to PREVENT this sort of behaviour, not amplify it.

  • letinstar

    i hope the cat got a good couple of slap scratches in on this lunatic…

  • ultracreep

    She needs a cunt punt into the next century.

  • Twisted1

    How I wish that were true. I have had to council many Latin women when I was a ombudsman who were in abusive situations. One lady I will never forgot. I told her no man has the right to put his hands (or in his case teeth when he bit her face) on you. She said “Your hubby has never hit you? Not even pulled your hair?” My reply was No he never hit me, and as for pulling my hair well….never in anger”. Her shock over the fact that my husband has never been violent with me saddens me to this day.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Abuse is horrible and claims victims of every race and both sexes. I have seen Latinas who put up with the most amazing shit, but remain codependent with dedicated to their men and will physically fight their competition. This statement is in line with DD’s lack of compassion and take no prisoners tradition.

  • 1DireWolf

    She is 43? Damn, but no matter of crazy sex can make up for the aftermath. Fucker killed my pet she better check behind her all the time.

  • Andrea Pizzuto

    This almost males me glad that my cat is a violent psychopath. Love her, but she’s insane. Disembowel a straw or two, stalk a plastic bag, then finish it off with a sneak attack on my hair tie.

  • moplette

    cra cra XD never ever gonna get over that one!!

  • Ann Stone

    If some nut harmed my animals, it would be the last then they ever did. People need to make this perfectly clear to potentially loco first dates.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    My cat comes flying through the air, I am NOT catching him. He’s all sorts of pokey-hurty.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Your cat is named Merle Haggard? I fkn love that!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Your cat is obsessed with hair ties, too? God. I thought my cat ate one once and was gonna die. Luckily it was just a tummy infection cleared up with an antibiotic shot and a new bag of food.
    People new to my house just do not understand when I spaz the eff out because a hair tie or rubber band is on the floor. Or couch. Or table. You know, just anywhere the cat can see and reach,

  • Andrea Pizzuto

    I purposefully leave hair ties on the ground for her.. She goes nuts for pens, too.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Yeah, the cat usually thinks of my wife as her favorite squeak toy. But, when Deede goes down to the other end of the property to visit her brother (He lives on our property in a “Mother-in-Law” bungalow), the cat escorts her and warns her away from snakes, etc.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I hate to be one of those people, but don’t let her play with them. They can twist the organs into knots if swallowed. My best friend is a vet tech and kinda psycho about what you let pets play with. In turn, I’m now psycho about what you let pets play with.
    Don’t even get her/me started on a giving human-food to pets rant.

  • Andrea Pizzuto

    Damn, You’re right. If she ever swallowed one, I’d feel terrible. I feel like a bad pet owner now. She never really lingers. She bats it around and does a lap around the house to her tower, then disembowels it for a while.

  • Helena Philomena Liebekraft

    Any cowardly asswipe who takes out their aggression on a helpless animal deserves no mercy. I hope her cell mate is cat loving Big Bertha and puts the smack down on this evil bitch.

  • hicusdicus

    You are so awesomely on the money. Get hit with a cat is similar to getting hit with a burst from a Gatling gun.

  • hicusdicus

    If you can’t feel yourself will you let me try?

  • Lena60

    Also Heather dental floss is dangerous as well.

  • Buffettgirl

    Absolutely! ;-p

  • Mirzababa

    She’s hot

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I DO enjoy watching my cat stalk and “kill” a hair tie, but it was not worth the guilt I felt driving him to the vet in a blizzard, thinking I’d probably killed him.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    ugh my dog digs through the bathroom garbage.

    At least he stopped carrying my underwear around the house! THAT was embarrassing.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I’d choose the gun.

  • Andrea Pizzuto

    Noted, I shall make an effort to only leave toys that she can’t eat. She’s so freakin smart though. She opens cabinets so she can sleep in them. I think I have to baby-proof the house.