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Man Charged With Biting Off Another Mans Nose During FightTRINITY, TX – We get so many stories regarding people biting off body parts during fights, we had to make a tag for it. Now we have another story to add to the list, this one out of Texas where a man has been accused of biting off part of another man’s nose during an argument.

According to police, 24-year-old Lance Taylor and his girlfriend got into an argument Saturday morning over money. When the girlfriend’s 18-year-old brother stepped in to try and stop the argument, police say that’s when Taylor wrestled the teen to the ground and bit off part of his nose.

When I first read this story and read that last piece of information, I almost skipped this and went on to something else because “a part of his nose” just doesn’t cut it on D’D. I knew you sickos would be disappointed with me if I wasted your time with a story about someone losing “part of his nose.” Have no fear, twisted D’D reader. After you read the next quote, you’ll see why I posted this story.

Chief Steven Jones said Taylor bit off just about every part of the nose that was not bone. Le. Cringe.

The victim was released from the hospital Sunday where doctors were able to re-attach the poor guy’s nose. Taylor was arrested and charged with aggravated assault causing serious bodily harm.

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  • JohnQknowitall

    I love near cannibal criminal stories first thing in the morning! Now a little catchup on those yummy sausages.

  • malq

    Reattaching a nose is a common medical procedure known as  addanosetome. Usually it is followed by the even more common, nosectomy.

  • Sam

    “bit off just about every part of the nose that was not bone”
    “doctors were able to re-attach the poor guy’s nose”

    So this guy gets to walk around the rest of his life with a nose that looks like a jigsaw puzzle, or even worse, mince?

  • sugarpie

    Good freakin grief.  What a little snot.

  • JGo555

    Why in the hell if you’re mad do you want to get THAT close to the subject of your anger?

    I totally understand wanting to bite cute things because you bring them close to your face and you want to kiss them. With that said:


    Thank you for listening to my public service announcement.

  • Dark_Star

    What the fucking fuck!! My nose hurts!! 

  • Angels Mom

    “Chief Steven Jones said Taylor bit off just about every part of the nose that was not bone. Le. Cringe”

    AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! What the PHUCK???!!! 

  • JohnQknowitall

    I was very impressed by your medical terms so I looked nosectomy up on GooGal and I found pics of this very complicated procedure.  :)

  • JohnQknowitall

    JG this is DD. Why would you ask such a question?  ;)

  • Sarah Silcox Martin

    What? no pictures?

  • CT

    I’m not sure I can look at this link after the clown that followed me on here anytime I tried to post on here yesterday.  

    OK, I looked.  That was funny. 

  • Gee

    Gawd of all the the things to bite while in a fight ! This guy is an animal. 

  • newstarshipsmell

    Hahaha, so cute and funny, just what I needed after reading this story!

  • Evil_Doughboy

    Maybe he wanted the other persons nose cause clearly his looks kinda like a bell pepper lol 

  • shyloh

    OKay, I have had this damn cold like forever. Don’t make me describe what flows out of it. No way in hell would I attempt to bit anyone’s nose. UGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • Lena60

    Well the first hint that something could go wrong is thug dude has a neck tat.

  • NuttyFuzz

    Of all the body parts to fight off in an argument, I don’t think I would even want to attempt a nose.  I can just imagine all the nasty shit that would go along with that…bleah!

  • curiousalways

    don’t worry, the clown is gone from DD.  He’s just sleeping under your bed now.

  • CT

    You suck

  • curiousalways

    that’s what all the boys say.    :)

  • CT

     Either that or its Cedric. I think the clown is the lesser of two evils.

  • Andy P

    Is that not also referred to as MichaelJacksonitis?

  • Andy P

    I’ve said it before and I will say it again… FUCKING OUCH.

  • curiousalways


  • Califboy

    That will teach him to not stick his nose in other peoples business.

  • Anthony Mandich

    That’s so gross.  Imagine all the stuff that got into his mouth.  What a freaky bastard hole of a man boy.  He’s a dick dick dick dick dick dick boy.

  • Heather4877

    Well, perhaps simply losing the nose would take care of that mess for you!

  • tami

    what’s with folks eating chewing on each others body parts these days :

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