Lakeway, TX – An arrest warrant has been issued for a 46-year-old woman accused of entering a neighbor’s home last month ”with the intent of committing capital murder.” Her intended target – the Antichrist and his parents.
According to police, on the afternoon of January 27, Beth Ann Straley walked into her neighbor’s home through an unlocked door and confronted the family’s 37-year-old babysitter. She then reportedly whipped out a loaded .38 and ordered the sitter to find the Antichrist’s incubator.
The sitter, an apparent badass, not only failed to disclose the whereabouts of the evil one and his makers, but also disarmed Straley with very little fuss.
Mission unaccomplished, Straley then fled to another neighbor’s house, a home that belongs to a former Lakeway police chief, and reportedly admitted to those inside that her intent was to kill the man and woman of the home and their 5-year-old son…the Antichrist.
Straley was not in custody as of Thursday, but the arrest warrant sets bail at $500,000. She was apparently evaluated by a mental health deputy on the day of the incident. No word on her test scores.
Residents of the gated community are stunned, I tell ya. STUNNED. They claim Straley is a “nice” lady who often cared for children in her home. They also claim the family she allegedly threatened to put holes in were long-time friends of hers.
And the Antichrist lives on…..Tags: Antichrist, Beth Ann Straley, Burglary, Texas