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Tulsa, OK– A woman too broke to purchase the ingredients necessary to whip up a batch of meth is accused of swiping the items from the shelves at Walmart and setting up a mini-lab right inside the store.

Store surveillance video reportedly captured 45-year-old Elizabeth Alisha Halfmoon walking into the store at about noon on Thursday. For the next six hours or so, Halfmoon wandered through the store collecting the items on her shopping list.

It took a minute, but security personnel eventually figured the woman was up to something stupid and put in a call to the police.

Halfmoon was half-way to completion by the time police arrived. Deputies made contact with the woman just moments after she had mixed two bottles of sulfuric acid and starter fluid.

“When firefighters were on the scene she made statements to them that is what she was doing, she was attempting to obtain these chemicals and was in the process of trying to manufacture meth,” said Officer David Shelby. “However, she said she was not very good at it.”

Stoopid tweeker forgot to swipe the most important ingredient – pseudoephedrine. Derp.

Halfmoon and her ingredients were immediately removed from the premises. One of the responding officers reported feeling a “burning sensation” after handling one of the bottles – the mixture inside apparently burned through the bottle and his glove. He was treated for chemical burns and is said to be just fine.

Police say Halfmoon was arrested in a smurf sting just last month. (Smurfs = meth cooks or recruits who purchase pseudoephedrine). She had just bonded out on December 6. Hope they kept her cot warm…

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    She just have ‘Just said no’

    Stupid, stupid woman, guess that’s what meth does to ya, horrible drug and that’s coming from someone that is pro drugs lol

  • Anonymous

    if walmart had their own criminal justice system, we could just stay out of these things altogether.

  • http://profiles.google.com/coldlogic HAL 9000

    If I was watching Breaking Bad and they tried to pull this shit in Wally-World for a batch I wouldn’t believe it as a plot device….I’d be like “No one’s that stupid!” So, thanks to the Demon, I am corrected. Damn that’s hardcore, like meth itself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    Why didn’t she go to CVS? Surely they would have had all her needs? I even know the manager of one, I am sure he wouldn’t have minded her using his store lol

  • Sam

    Halfmoon is right – wtf is that between her hairline and eyebrows? With a skullpan the size of an Airbus you’d hope she’d have MORE brains than the average person, not less.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    She could have blown up half the store and hurt or killed a lot of people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Staves/521875395 Andy Staves

    Oh Dre mate, where’s your sense of adventure! lol

  • Anonymous

    LOL.  That goes along with what I was thinking.  You really CAN get everything at Walmart.

    Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I’m still having a problem with buying my groceries in the same place I buy my underwear.  I do it, but it just doesn’t feel right.  I guess I’m just not a one-stop shopper.

  • Anonymous

    She’s just trying to start a Minute Clinic for dopers…an entrepreneur is born.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, where exactly do they keep the sulfuric acid anyway?

  • Canuck Gramz

    Obviously our Walmarts are way more boring than yours.

  • Canuck Gramz

    LOL that was my thought too!

  • Anonymous

    Probably on a lower shelf, between the candy and the toys.

  • LeaveMeBe

    But was she planning on selling the meth at ALWAYS LOW PRICES so everyone could SAVE MONEY & LIVE BETTER? Then I don’t see what the issue is.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    meth labs and walmart go together like peanut butter and jelly

  • Anonymous

    Wow, Wally has reached a new low.

    From Tulsa???

    If I were someone who was a hater I’d say this: Now there’s 2 worthless things that have made Tulsa a shitty place to live; this Twunt & Hanson.

  • Anonymous

    That’s what I was thinking. I’m just wondering because I HATED science lab what the hell does it look like!???

  • Anonymous

    Next to the LEAD paint they sell made & brought from China.

    Everything in Wacky Wally World is made in China.

  • Anonymous

    I think she was planning on making, selling & THEN paying for all her used/purchased & snorted items.

  • Anonymous

    The sad part in her decent to the lowest of the low (like Wally prices!) this was just a sideways stumble. She hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, so we’ll find her here later on.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me or is her skin YELLOW? Yikes.

  • Anonymous

    And god dammit people! Stop fucking with cold medicine. I’m sick of having to verify my ID every time I get the freakin sniffles!

  • Anonymous

    “the mixture inside apparently burned through the bottle and his glove. He was treated for chemical burns”

    You know, maybe they just should have let her finish. As an ode to raw science, to see what happens when you seriously screw up your meth production. 

  • Anonymous

    You won’t have to do it so often if you just stock up. Next time, buy like thirty packages, and you’ll be all set for a while. ;-)

  • Anonymous

    I actually feel sorry for her. The sheer desperation for the high in this story is palpable.

  • Anonymous

    i think that you are on to something big, dkos.  a new slide show… “places of meth”

    walmart -> blowed up walmart
    trailer -> blowed up trailer
    shed -> blowed up shed
    apartment -> blowed up apartment

  • Anonymous

    That’s the side effect of ingesting battery acid. I guess.

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  • Anonymous

    Not that dumb over here! :P

  • CT

    All things considered, I thought she looked pretty good for a 45 year old meth user.  Don’t you think?

  • Anonymous

    Yummy!

  • CT

    You have to cruise pharmacies.  The systems actually are not connected as well as you would think they are.  Different states do it differently so  people “smurf” and go over the boarder and buy in multiple pharmacies. 

    There is your meth making lesson for Friday, December 9th. 

  • Anonymous

    I had to sign for Sudafed the other day for a sick family member, the pharmacists acted like I was try to cash in a bad script or something and kept trying to make me buy the CVS generic brand, I had to insist on sudafed because the family member is such a picky bitch she would complain, any way I got it and was thinking how stupid this is, surely it takes more than one or even two boxes of psuedafed to make some crystal, wouldnt it be easier for everyone if they just limited the purchase?

  • FrikkenFrak

    Halfmoon either has the biggest set of balls I’ve ever seen or the fewest braincells….

  • Anonymous

    Im so proud to live in Tulsa!

    I thought this shit only went down at Walgreen’s.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tracey.a.jones Tracey A. Jones

    I’m guessing she’s relatively new to the drug.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    “Woman Arrested After Setting Up Meth Lab Inside Walmart”

    Wow … this is a good example of why I love Walmart – you can find almost anything there.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    Err … “No.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XKMAEMPVJ5T2Y35HKYTNG7I6SY Cedric

    I just watched the news video,and I don’t understand why the one lady they interviewed was crying.The lady made some valid points,but man – she was almost as annoying as the McDonald’s screamer.

  • Anonymous

    There’s sulfuric acid in drain cleaner.  Is that what they use?  Just…ah…ya know…makin’ a list of stuff I DON’T need to buy…

  • Anonymous

    Heather, Heather, Heather…. the answer to your thinly veiled response, which I took as a cry for help, is acceptance and my call to the DEA. Good luck dear. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Just another Walmart shopper. I wonder what Sam would have said.

  • Anonymous

    It sounds to me like she may have needed to have her drain cleaned.

  • Anonymous

    Do you ever wonder if her name used to be full moon.

  • Anonymous

    here were no real people there, just Walmart shoppers.

  • Anonymous

    Walmart is pretty much rock bottom when it comes to shopping kinda like harbor freight.

  • Anonymous

    If you would shoot it instead of snorting it you could avoid the sniffles.

  • Anonymous

    Anything female looks good to me. But it must have only two legs and no wings.

  • Anonymous

    SHE DOES NOT LOOK VERY NEW.

  • Anonymous

    Where I live they do. Crystal meth Arkansas

  • Anonymous

    Oh really? Is it because my nose would fall off?

  • Anonymous

    Oh really? Is it because my nose would fall off?

  • Anonymous

    You saw Splice, too, huh?

  • Anonymous

    You saw Splice, too, huh?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t have the energy or attention span for that.

  • Anonymous

    I am not sure it would fall off but it might get all buggered up.

  • Anonymous

    I jut don’t want to be accused of messing with birds. They may have a bigger pecker than I do.

  • Anonymous

    Except the meth.That’s all American,baby.

  • Anonymous

    Dear God,this isn’t rock bottom?

  • Anonymous

    You are so much more entertaining than Bill Nye The Science Guy.

  • Anonymous

    They do here too-Hoosiers are losers.

  • Anonymous

    Awww,Cedric I thought you liked screamers in any capacity.

  • Anonymous

    Jees if folks want a little kick, try starbucks or eat a sinus pill. When you get the whole drain cleaner thing going, you really need to step back. Oh and making drugs in public well that’s just a whole ‘nother level too. Maybe i’m just naive but this shit baffles me.

  • Anonymous

    Thank you! I was wondering what was going on with this story. A moment of clarity!!! ;) 

  • Anonymous

    The entire human race baffles me.

  • CT

    Ah shucks, thanks and better looking I’d hope. 

  • CT

    Yes and for me it would involve me going to numerous CVS and Rite Aid stores in the DC area and that in itself would be a deterrent for sooooo many reasons.

  • FrikkenFrak

    “We need a Meth clean up in isle 7 please.  Meth clean up, isle 7″.

  • FrikkenFrak

    You can’t even get the GENERIC nasal decongestants here in NY without signing for them. 

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