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the ninth gate sm Crime Screen Review: The Ninth Gate (1999)Greetings, readers. The name Johnny Depp should not be an unfamiliar one. Captain Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, that kid who got turned into a hundred gallons of puree in the original A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, Depp has shown himself to be a talented, versatile actor. He even, you’ll recall, put on an angora sweater and pumps to play infamous transvestite filmmaker Edward D. Wood, Jr. Unfortunately, I feel like some of his talent has been obscured by the layers of chalk-toned greasepaint Tim Burton has slathered Depp with time and again, turning him into a gaunt idol for fat “goth” girls to fingerbang themselves to longingly.

Tonight’s film, a swiftly forgotten 1999 thriller from kiddie-fiddler/director Roman Polanski, is a reminder that once you scrape away an Insane Clown Posse concert’s worth of white face paint, Depp’s got the cinematic goods.

Depp stars as Dean Corso, an unscrupulous buyer and seller of rare books in this adaptation of Arturo Perez-Reverte’s novel The Club Dumas. We actually are first introduced to the man as he swindles a stroke victim’s family out of a collection of valuable old volumes. An unnerving Old World aristocratic type, Boris Balkan (Frank Langella at his creepiest), hires Corso with an intriguing offer.

There are three copies known to exist of Aristide Torchia’s demonological text The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows. Balkan has one. He is offering a hefty retainer for Corso to find, authenticate, and by any means necessary, acquire the other two volumes. Before long, Corso finds himself drawn into a centuries-old web of Satanic ritual and modern backstabbing deceit…

the ninth gate Crime Screen Review: The Ninth Gate (1999)Damn, I wish Depp did more movies like this. THE NINTH GATE is damned good Horror/Neo-Noir, handled with intelligence and flair, and engaging the audience rather than simply talking down to them and throwing explosions and tits at them. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a good explosion, car chase, or big, jiggling pleasure-zeppelins. But there is a time and a place for those, and THE NINTH GATE isn’t it.

Dean Corso’s journey across Europe and dealings with the owners of the two remaining copies of The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows are the focus of the film, and as such it falls on Depp to carry almost the entire film on his shoulders, which he does admirably, and on a diet consisting solely of whiskey and cigarettes – seriously, I don’t think Corso consumes so much as a saltine cracker. Nothing but whiskey and cigarettes.

Supporting Depp is Frank Langella as the occultist Boris Balkan, and I have to say, it’s a career-defining performance. Few could have imbued the role with the same sublime blend of suave and sinister that Langella manages here, and it’s beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. My favorite villains have always been those who exude a quiet, subtle menace, and Boris Balkan is among the best I’ve seen, though he also has his moments of bombast, and Langella makes those work as well.

All in all, THE NINTH GATE is a stunning film, a thriller combining traditional European demonology with the deeply Lovecraftian “consequences of the quest for knowledge.” Normally movies dealing with the Devil and Satanism ring very dull for me, but THE NINTH GATE is a very different sort of Devil-movie. The film moves a little slowly at times and will disappoint the casual moviegoer just looking for a mindless popcorn-muncher. But if you’re willing to allow yourself to become involved in the film and give it what it asks of you, you’re in for a treat.

I’m going to go ahead and give THE NINTH GATE (1999)…five authentic engravings out of a possible five.

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  • Lizard

    I’m not even a horror movie fan, but this is a (if I may) lovely review. Nice job.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    “Boris Balkan (Frank Langella at his creepiest)”

    Eh…I dunno. I thought he was pretty damned creepy as Quilty in Lolita. But Frank Langella is creepy in most roles that he takes on, even the non-creepy ones.

  • Anonymous

    I own and love this flick, one of my faves for sure.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Been awhile since I watched this, and admittedly, it was in chunks spaced out over time. Gonna give it a go this weekend.

  • Anonymous

    Apparently I’m not the only one agrees that Tim Burton is just so freaking overrated & it’s for those “overweight goth girls”…

    He RUINED Alice In Wonderland & Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory for people who liked the originals.

    Another good movie of his Secret Window.

  • Wildheart

    I just saw it again this weekend on IFC (they seem to run it a lot on there). Really good, creepy movie with Mr. Deppalicious and the ever-sinister Langella….even creepier because of Polanski. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Ah, see, I haven’t seen Lolita, so possibly that beats this one out.

  • Anonymous

    Burton’s color palette choices alone make me give his movies a pass these days. Everything’s just black, white, gray, blue-gray and green-gray with slight accents of other colors, making all his movies look fucking the same. I think the last movie he did that I really enjoyed was MARS ATTACKS!

  • Anonymous

    Burton’s color palette choices alone make me give his movies a pass these days. Everything’s just black, white, gray, blue-gray and green-gray with slight accents of other colors, making all his movies look fucking the same. I think the last movie he did that I really enjoyed was MARS ATTACKS!

  • Anonymous

    Burton’s color palette choices alone make me give his movies a pass these days. Everything’s just black, white, gray, blue-gray and green-gray with slight accents of other colors, making all his movies look fucking the same. I think the last movie he did that I really enjoyed was MARS ATTACKS!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I love his earlier stuff, but after BIG FISH I cam to the conclusion that he is fucking with us in order to keep his wife working.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t stand Helena Bonham-Carter. That bitch needs to stop putting out so Burton will stop putting her haggard, pinched face in his films.

    Her best role was as “the Bride” in Kenneth Brannagh’s MARY SHELLEY’S FRANKENSTEIN, when her face was covered in latex prostheses and she didn’t fucking speak.

  • Anonymous

    hmmmm…maybe I’m the only one that truly despised this movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    -I- thought it was pretty faithful to the book and well done. I wish they would put a director’s cut out though, because some good stuff was left for the DVD extras and not in the theatrical release. Langella as Quilty will probably make your skin crawl, the creepy SOB, LOL.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Oh come now, she’s great as Bellatrix Lestrange in the Potter movies. :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Oh come now, she’s great as Bellatrix Lestrange in the Potter movies. :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Mars Attacks was awesome, LOL (and severely underrated).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-House/1011555524 John House

    Mars Attacks was awesome, LOL (and severely underrated).