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Man Accused Of Indecent Exposure Is Concerned About The Size Of His Package

September 15, 2010 at 9:18 am by  

Allentown, PA – A woman called police Monday morning to report she was being stalked by a skeevy bastid inside a Price Rite grocery store. She told police that when she pulled into the grocery store parking lot that morning, she happened to glance over at the car next to hers and noticed a man sitting there with his junk exposed. Obviously unimpressed, the woman collected her child from her vehicle and made her way into the store. As she was walking through the aisles with her kid, the pervy man from the parking lot reportedly confronted her and asked what she thought about the size of his dick. Heh…I’d go there, but it’s just too easy. The woman told the idiot to leave her alone and just go away. He didn’t. She said he followed her through three more aisles, repeating his question. Whether he ever received a satisfactory answer is unknown. Police later arrested the man, 41-year-old Quilvio Bisono, and charged him with stalking, indecent exposure, open lewdness and two counts each of harassment and disorderly conduct. He remains jailed in lieu of $10,000 bail.

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    • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

      Well…you’ve got to admire his perseverance, right? I’d have been tempted to tell him to get the fuck away from me before I tore off his schwanz and shoved it up his nose.

    • Anonymous

      She should have looked at the size of his package; giggled and then said, “How cute! Do you know that those come in mens sizes too?”

    • Boughtthefarm

      LOL….I didn’t know they came that small!

    • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

      I like your method better than mine. Mine was just violent. Yours has zing!

    • IntelligentVirtue

      Wow, so the grocery store must be the new platform to show off your nether regions, something similar happened to me about 9 years ago at a… grocery store! lol Except mine involved a burly man with shoulder length stringy hair, pink satin panties and worker man boots. lol

    • Anonymous

      I know I probably shouldn’t laugh, but I am. Heartily.

    • Gee

      That’s just too easy. I wish some perv would ask me that question I would have a field day with his dumbass. He would feel like a woman when I was done with him

    • Fuhku2

      Yummy, I love perverts. Just not around my children in a grocery store.

    • Pyncky

      A female friend of mine once drove from Indianapolis to California in her Volkswagen Beetle. She was really short on cash and so would stop at rest stops to sleep in her car. (This was in the 70′s)

      While sleeping one night she was awoken by a rapping on her car window. She looked up and there was a man standing there. She rolled the window done a couple of inches and he asked if she knew what time it was. She told him, rolled the window back up and pretended to go back to sleep. In a couple of seconds he rapped on the window again. She looked up and he was exposing himself. She said it was the biggest dick she had ever seen. She rolled the window down a couple inches once more and said to him “You woke me up for THAT?”

      He turned and walked away and she started her Volkswagen and got the hell out of Dodge.

    • aka jas

      I happen to be an (unfortunate)magnet for shit like this. I’ve seen more cock and balls from flashers and perverts than I would like to admit. Luckily it has never been when I have my kids. I don’t know what it is….but a perv see’s me and shows it. I can’t figure it out. In some fucked way I am kinda use to it. Sad huh? When it happen I usually just yell out something like….. “Nasty Fucker–Fuck You!!” and go on with my day. Knock on wood(no pun intended) it hasn’t happened in awhile.

    • aka jas

      I happen to be an (unfortunate)magnet for shit like this. I’ve seen more cock and balls from flashers and perverts than I would like to admit. Luckily it has never been when I have my kids. I don’t know what it is….but a perv see’s me and shows it. I can’t figure it out. In some fucked way I am kinda use to it. Sad huh? When it happen I usually just yell out something like….. “Nasty Fucker–Fuck You!!” and go on with my day. Knock on wood(no pun intended) it hasn’t happened in awhile.

    • aka jas

      I happen to be an (unfortunate)magnet for shit like this. I’ve seen more cock and balls from flashers and perverts than I would like to admit. Luckily it has never been when I have my kids. I don’t know what it is….but a perv see’s me and shows it. I can’t figure it out. In some fucked way I am kinda use to it. Sad huh? When it happen I usually just yell out something like….. “Nasty Fucker–Fuck You!!” and go on with my day. Knock on wood(no pun intended) it hasn’t happened in awhile.

    • Anonymous

      I respect everyone’s witty bon mots, but if some perv was following me around the grocery store and I had my two little kids with me, I might have to stuff his sorry ass in a freezer case. Just sayin’. You want to wave your junk at me, fine, I’ll just laugh. You want to do it and talk about it In Front Of My Kids- we’ve got a problem.

    • Anonymous

      I respect everyone’s witty bon mots, but if some perv was following me around the grocery store and I had my two little kids with me, I might have to stuff his sorry ass in a freezer case. Just sayin’. You want to wave your junk at me, fine, I’ll just laugh. You want to do it and talk about it In Front Of My Kids- we’ve got a problem.

    • Anonymous

      I respect everyone’s witty bon mots, but if some perv was following me around the grocery store and I had my two little kids with me, I might have to stuff his sorry ass in a freezer case. Just sayin’. You want to wave your junk at me, fine, I’ll just laugh. You want to do it and talk about it In Front Of My Kids- we’ve got a problem.

    • aka jas

      With ya sister!

    • Kwumey

      um… its looks just a penis but smaller

    • Breadstix

      That pickle picture, at the bottom of the article, shows up at the worst time.

    • Anonymous

      I’m guessing Quilvio’s winky was more on the quill side than the bison side. o_O

    • Lilloric

      why of why is this shit always in my state

      if that had been me i would have whipped out my handy dandy cell phone and took a pic and posted it to the web so others could insult it too

    • Lilloric

      why of why is this shit always in my state

      if that had been me i would have whipped out my handy dandy cell phone and took a pic and posted it to the web so others could insult it too

    • Dove

      Actually, I might have liked to see that! LOL!

    • KAOS

      Sounds to me like you all would bully a small pecker man, bullying is wrong for physical attributes, let’s just pick on him cause he’s an asshole

    • KAOS

      Sounds to me like you all would bully a small pecker man, bullying is wrong for physical attributes, let’s just pick on him cause he’s an asshole

    • Anonymous

      I dunno. I think there’s something in the water here in PA.

    • Kwumey

      no… lets pick on him cuz he’s an asshole with a rat dick

    • Wildheart

      LOL! “Wow it looks like a penis only smaller!”