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BRUSLY, Louisiana – A family began to suspect that someone was peeping into the window of their 16-year-old’s daughter’s bedroom window. They initially thought it may just be kids playing a prank, but to be on the safe side they contacted police. A hidden camera was installed outside the home to hopefully capture the culprit(s) the family felt had been lurking around the home. What they ended up recorded was equal parts disturbing, pathetic and hilarious. Well, hilarious to me. What they captured was 22-year-old Charles Kazmir peeping into the teen’s window. With his pants off. Jacking off. Charles Kazmir later admitted to looking into the girl’s bedroom and bathroom windows on seven different occasions. Kazmir has been charged with seven counts of criminal trespassing, obscenity, voyeurism, peeping tom and criminal mischief. I am sure his parents are extremely proud of their son and any chance he may have had scoring with chicks in his area just fell about a bazillion points.

Image and video hosting by TinyPicSomething I thought was odd is the fact that Charles felt the need to completely remove his pants. Not sure if there is more of a thrill to doing that or not, but if I were peeping in some chick’s house to toss one off on the bricks while she takes a piss, I’d want to be in a position to bolt if the need arises. I mean, he couldn’t just pull his dick out and masturbate? But kinda glad he decided to go all “free willy” as a dude wearing nothing but a shirt and socks is a funny sight. Chicks can pull that off and look hot as hell. Dudes, well, not so much.

Hopefully Charles has learned his lesson and that if you are gonna do this kinda shit, do it in your car during morning traffic. Prefereably at traffic lights. Get them on your driver side, turn and stare at them while you do it. As an added bonus, be sure to keep your eyes and mouth wide open with your tongue hanging out occasionally licking your window. Bob up and down real quick too. They love when you do that.

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  • CassieMomma

    So disgusting. Could you imagine viewing the tape….ewwww.

    Just a side note too, does she have curtains? blinds? Might be something to think about…….

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=12 Athena

    He looks so angry.

    Incidentally, “obscenity, voyeurism, peeping tom,” seems a bit redundant to me.

  • http://www.myspace.com/klusterfunkkscrumshus Drekt

    “This is a community that keeps an eye out for their fellow neighbors”

    that quote had to be thrown in by that news team knowing that someone on Dreamin Demon would jump on that…

  • backlash

    and any chance he may have had scoring with chicks in his area just fell about a bazillion points.

    Awesome! They keep score for this now? Where can I find mine?

  • thebooblady

    He’s “Dr. Gonzo” lmao

    http://www.myspace.com/swing_on_the_spiral

  • Dr.Keegee

    What a loser!

    Why couldn’t he find something productive to do with his free time. Like uhh joining the local neighborhood watch?

  • defenestratethis

    Funny write up Morbid. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

  • malq

    LOL
    I think he has that pissed off I got caught look.
    What a knob. You know surveillance cameras are doing the lions share of detective work nowadays. he hasn’t realized it yet.

  • ArchieOtto

    Now that is one funny dude. My wife always fears that someone could be looking at her through the windows and that is why she got blinds for every single room in the house. In the morning I can't get a glimpse at a sun ray because the house is totally peeping tom sealed.
    Hunter Douglas