Love Is In The Air
March 6, 2009 by Jaded
…so was John Silvia’s ass.
Betty Jo Leonardson, John Silvia, and Ricky Osborn
Bradenton, FL–I must live in the most boring little town in the world. Nothing ever happens here. I have yet to get my ass bitten at Wal-Mart; My neighbors, though annoying and anal, are fairly clean and normal looking; Hell, we don’t even have a public masterbator! (Well, not that I’ve seen anyway). And a walk in the park is just that…
For one poor woman in Bradenton, her walk in the park turned into a ginormous yuck-fest when she happened upon Betty Jo Leonardson and John Silvia bumpin’ uglies (and I do mean uglies) in a city park…with a playground about 150-feet away.
That brave, strong woman choked back her bile and managed to get an officer on the scene, she wanted to file a complaint. When the officer arrived, the woman described what she witnessed…pointing out that when she first came across the entangled pair, there were children at the playground.
The responding officer made his way over to the naughty duo. He observed a half-nekkid Betty Jo laying on the ground with an equally half-nekkid John on top…just goin’ to town. And, there was a third person at the party, a Mr. Ricky Osborn. He was just kinda kickin’ back, watching. The officer was like, ‘Hey! What’s going on here?’ Way to kill the mood, officer! At that time, John pulled his horse out of the stable. The officer said John looked quite startled. Deflated is probably more like it.
After composing themselves, Betty Jo and John were handcuffed, placed in the back of a patrol car, and Mirandized. At that point, John told the officer ‘he just wanted to fuck, he didn’t know he was gonna get pinched.’ But, why? Why in the park? ‘You do it in a house, I am homeless, so I do it out here.’ He also stated that ‘he did not see any children in the area due to the fact that his ass was in the air and he wasn’t looking for any kids.’
Betty Jo denied having sex at all. She told the officer that she had zipped her shirt into the zipper on her pants and John was trying to help her get it loose. When the officer told her he witnessed the act, she still denied it.
And the third party? Ricky Osborn? Why, he was just waiting his turn. Poor fucker was waiting around for sloppy seconds, with Betty Jo…ew.
Betty Jo Leonardson, 39, and John Silvia, 59, were both arrested on a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lacivious behavior. Bond on Betty Jo was set at $250 and John’s was set at $120. Osborn wasn’t charged with anything.
Personally, if I were a guy, I’d prefer a vacuum cleaner or a picnic table to Betty Jo.
Police report can be viewed at The Smoking Gun.
5:49 am on March 6th, 2009
I WILL GO THROW UP NOW
8:28 am on March 6th, 2009
LOL me too.. *shudder*
8:55 am on March 6th, 2009
Oh my Jesus, that must have been a sight for sore eyes. No wait, it CAUSED the sore eyes. Yuck, yuck, yuck ! I bet the lady who called the cops will never go to the park again lest she happen upon Betty Jo gettin’ her taco stuffed by John again. Even worse, by Ricky. YUCK!
9:10 am on March 6th, 2009
Sorry, but whats the big deal. We know they are ugly, but whats wrong with a little sex in the park.
9:13 am on March 6th, 2009
One word. . .children. They were in close proximity to a playground.
9:15 am on March 6th, 2009
That ain’t right!
you made me laugh coffee out of my nose.
He pulled his horse out of the stable…….
9:31 am on March 6th, 2009
39?!
Oh my.
9:48 am on March 6th, 2009
So. Were there really children there, or was she just a snoot thats not getting any herself.
9:50 am on March 6th, 2009
Ahahahahahaha!
And holy shit, she’s only 39?
Wow
10:20 am on March 6th, 2009
i don’t think it’s about living in a boring place, i think it’s about being lucky. i live in a place with a lot of homeless people, but so far i’ve never seen public homeless sex. and i really don’t want that to change.
i did see homeless guys pissing next to the buildings on campus all the time. i could never figure out why they couldn’t find a more private place. come on, there’s lots of places with almost no foot traffic and you’re pissing by the main library entrance?
sorry, that’s the worst excuse for public sex i’ve ever heard. you zipped your shirt in your pants and he was trying to help you fuck it loose? that’s just lame.
oh yeah, how awesome is it that she had another guy waiting to hit that? i wonder how many guys she usually has queued up for her on a normal day?
10:27 am on March 6th, 2009
Being homeless is hard on the body…the sun exposure alone will age you faster than a fuck in the park.
10:27 am on March 6th, 2009
I doubt it has anything to do with that…. I get plenty and had I happened across that kind of vomitous scene, I’d have done the same thing. Surely there are more private places than 150 ft. from a playground….come on…..
10:30 am on March 6th, 2009
Funny, funny, funny!
10:46 am on March 6th, 2009
OMFG Some one get the bucket!
11:12 am on March 6th, 2009
Screw the bucket, someone get a rope
Off to pour bleach in my eyes now
11:15 am on March 6th, 2009
As if I needed more proof that there is **yuck** someone for everyone. And it doesn’t matter what it looks like, any slit/penis in a windstorm will do!!!
So far beyond scary!!!
11:54 am on March 6th, 2009
Okay today is my wedding anniversary and after reading this shit and allowing myself to have a visual of these freaks…I think I will curl up with a good book instead. I think I am going to be sick…sorry hubby, maybe next year…barf
12:01 pm on March 6th, 2009
Haha well for what it’s worth, Happy Anniversary ecvmanzo
12:10 pm on March 6th, 2009
LMAO…Thanks, Aslan!
12:48 pm on March 6th, 2009
i feel you ecvmanzo!
thank god my boyfriend and i just broke up… i certainly wouldn’t want to have to go home and have sex with him tonight either.
the mental images are just too horrific and i’m afraid that they won’t ever go away, now.
ew.
**
12:50 pm on March 6th, 2009
… i could see the appeal for john, though, if she had been giving him oral.
it appears as though she doesn’t have any teeth.
**
12:59 pm on March 6th, 2009
Dear God in Heaven.
*snicker*
1:06 pm on March 6th, 2009
“… i could see the appeal for john, though, if she had been giving him oral.
it appears as though she doesn’t have any teeth.”
LMFAO I was thinking the same thing.
Some visuals you just can’t get out of your head. I am afraid this is one of them…
eewww….
1:16 pm on March 6th, 2009
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
Sorry you had to see this story. Is hubby understanding, I mean, we’re not going to see his face on here after you tell him, are we? LOL
1:20 pm on March 6th, 2009
Thanks! Well about understanding, only time will tell…Check back here tomorrow,If you see my face on DD, know that I am pleading insanity!
1:50 pm on March 6th, 2009
Things that make you go “blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh”
2:07 pm on March 6th, 2009
39, a little hard to believe….. a very old line but I’ll use it anyway…….. Rode hard and put away wet tooooooooooo many times
2:52 pm on March 6th, 2009
This little niblet makes me giggle.
I would say it would be best if they had at least adjourned to the nearest hedge for the hobo hump-a-thon but I can see how the bushes would obstruct the view.
2:56 pm on March 6th, 2009
I HEEEEAAARRRRR THHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!
That made me giggle!
3:03 pm on March 6th, 2009
Right, and he had unzipped his pants to study how a functioning zipper operates. He was just trying to figure out how to fix her zipper. Police are so dirty-minded and unscientific.
So, if she didn’t intend to have sex with him and did, does this mean she’s still a mental virgin?
Also, how do we know they weren’t enacting a preliminary “May Day” sex festival event. They were having sex on the grass in order to encourage Springtime to get here quickly.
3:11 pm on March 6th, 2009
I will defend you to the fullest extent of my message box, just don’t call me into court.
I don’t do well in front of crowds!
3:18 pm on March 6th, 2009
HAHA SJ i totally agree with this statement, we once had a flasher and i soooo wanted to be one of the flashees! just so i could point and laugh
3:33 pm on March 6th, 2009
i thought this was the most awesome comment about this, and i am going to make sure and say “hobo-hump-a-thon” the first opportunity i get. but i think this is the new winner:
4:09 pm on March 6th, 2009
What a load of codswallop. Let them have sex!
I just don’t want to have to watch.
5:52 pm on March 6th, 2009
Dam-it, if they want to bump ugly let them, not their fault she can’t coax a horse into her barn
6:02 pm on March 6th, 2009
I’m afraid that’s the point…EVERYONE was allowed to watch.
“HEY, check it out, free porn, and it’s all beastiality. WOOOHOOOO!”
6:54 pm on March 6th, 2009
Im gald im at work reading this and already downed my coffee or Id be in the same situation. LMAO!~
7:51 pm on March 6th, 2009
I don’t even want to have a glimpse, something that would be unavoidable if they are humping in public.
And I sure don’t any kids to have to see this.
Invite them over to your house if you’re so cool. They can use a room other than the one you’re in.
8:44 pm on March 6th, 2009
LMFWAO! Where are all their teeth????
1:37 am on March 7th, 2009
Ricky up there looks so bummed out…
7:07 am on March 7th, 2009
OMG You guys make me laugh, great write up Jaded lmaooo you made my day!
1:55 pm on March 7th, 2009
Moby Thesaurus words for “mangy”:
abject, base, contemptible, decrepit, despicable, dingy, dirty,
disreputable, down-at-heel, filthy, ignominious, low, mean,
miserable, moth-eaten, nasty, odious, poor, repulsive, scruffy,
scurvy, seedy, shabby, sleazy, slovenly, sorry, squalid, tattered,
unkempt, wretched
3:18 pm on March 7th, 2009
Please pass the bleach, aslan!
Awwww, I think it’s cute that Betty Jo can think on her feet – she sure wasn’t thinking on her brambly back, was she?
I’m fwding this story to Oprah – all Betty Jo needs is a makeover and some tips on living her best life!
7:11 pm on March 7th, 2009
barfaciousness
8:05 am on March 8th, 2009
Meh. If I happened upon this scene, I cannot in a million years imagine calling the police. It’s sex. Just sex. Everybody does it. But because they’re ugly and homeless, it’s a big scandal?
With so much evil in the world, this doesn’t strike me as something to get one’s panties in a knot about…but it might make me reconsider the wisdom of public sexual encounters. LOL.
1:16 pm on March 8th, 2009
FUCKING EWWWW.
Envisioning this act has given me post traumatic stress syndrome.
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