Jimmy Rutherford Does Revenge Wrong
Springdale, ARK.–I’m not going to waste a whole bunch of your time on this winner, he barely deserves a paragraph or two. But, he does deserve to be pointed out…and laughed at! 41-year-old Jimmy Rutherford was unhappy with his girlfriend, so he went looking for her at the trailer park. He happened upon a parked car with a pair of women’s legs sticking out from underneath it. I’m guessing he thought those legs belonged to his girlfriend, so he kicked and removed the jack that was holding the car up. Ahhhh…sweet, sweet revenge. I guess he showed her! But wait!! That wasn’t his girlfriend under the car. Ooops!
Luckily, the unnamed woman under the car escaped with minor injuries. But I bet that just really fucked up her Monday. Dimwitted Rutherford was arrested two days later. He’s being held without bond in the Washington County Jail. He’s facing charges of aggravated assault for the car incident, felony burglary and theft charges in connection to an unrelated break-in. And, when he was arrested, Rutherford had some marijuana with him, so he also faces a charge for possession of a controlled substance. Damn, I betcha this guy is constantly beating the women off with a stick….doofus.
The story, coupled with the picture, made me laugh.
Whoa, what a DUMBASS!
What a moron, have to say other than being glad the woman was ok, this did make me laugh! How stupid can one guy be?
Do we have a stupid award around here? lol
Thankfully the women was ok.
jeez, I’m glad the woman is all right, but I bet she peed her pants when the damn car fell.
Yes, Mr. Rutherford appears rather woeful in his mug shot, despite his careful coiffure. Is that a toop, do ya think? Surely no one would do that little poufy top thing to their hair on purpose.
ah jeez, I am too damn snarky today. sorry folks.
Step-stair eyes and full of stupidity at that.
What do you want to be that he was three sheets to the wind when he saw those legs and decided to kick the jack? It is impressive though that the women in this neighborhood seem very serious about maintaining their cars.
LOL I had not even read the story and was already laughing at the headline and that look on his face HAHA.
He just has that WTF look on his face.
I am also glad the lady is ok. i am also Hoping that the girlfriend is now a EX girlfriend with a protective order. Because i am almost betting this idiot will come out even more upset with her now. Even if it was his own dumbness.
Dude has a classic, “…Der..?” expression.
The fact that I am dealing with a brainless dipshit from Arkansas at work and this shit for brains is from Arkasas speaks volumes to me. Thanks So Jaded for the Monday morning giggle. I needed that! Better than coffee. *MUAH*
For a second I felt bad that I laughed really hard, so glad that I am not alone!
I have lots of cousins in northwest arkansas. This doesn’t suprise me at all.
Wow. What an idiot.
He had pot on him? Dang–looks like he should have smoked waaaay more of it. I mean, he really could stand to chill out and have a few donuts while he mulls over the range of ways to handle disputes with his GF.
He’ll probably get more time for the weed than the assault. Nice job, Cletus.