Sunday Pervert Mugshot Roundup
May 18, 2008 by impqueen
Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, Ohio – It’s a beautiful day in the basement, denizens. Morbid’s worked hard on the site upgrades this weekend. Swivel, Morbid and I spent several hours podcasting yesterday, only to find out that once we edit out the dirty talkin’ there’s no podcast left, so we had to redo it. New movies are out, and hey – it’s Sunday. We’ve busted our butts for you people all week. So why should I put up three stories about strange-looking pervy guys when I can fit them all into one much cooler entry? No reason, right? So without further ado, here’s the Sunday Pervert Mugshot Roundup.
First up, we have George Danforth from Gloversville, New York. Danforth, 55, was arrested last week for sexually abusing a girl, now ten, from 2006 to 2008. George has to weigh 400 if he weighs an ounce. How nasty is that? Check out the neck on that guy. Danforth is charged with first-degree sexual abuse, first-degree criminal sex acts, and endangering the welfare of a child. George has plans to play Jabba The Hutt in “Star WarsStar wars reviews
: The Musical” if he beats the charges against him.
Our second perv is Raymond Sanders, 38, of St. Johnsville, New York. Sanders is charged with molesting a child who lives in his home beginning when she was nine. That child is now eleven years old, and the charge is “deviate sexual acts”. When Sanders isn’t raping little girls, he enjoys RockyRocky reviews movies and pondering cosmetic surgery for his bilateral pedo eyes. He’s hoping that when he gets his face lined up straight, he can pick up another chick. Preferably one with an elementary school aged daughter.
And last but not least (unless you count the height requirement), we have Scott Rogers. Rogers, 33, is a second-grade teacher at Thomas Edison Charter School South in Nibley, Utah. He is also an achondroplasic dwarf, but that doesn’t really account for his bad haircut or perp glasses. Rogers is accused of child sexual abuse, although police are not releasing Rogers’ relationship to the child victim. Rogers enjoys short walks on the beach and story time.
The moral of the story: don’t molest kids. Especially if you’re funny-looking.
4:12 pm on May 18th, 2008
Hooo-wee! Three pervs for the price of one! Talk about pedo eyes. 0_o
4:42 pm on May 18th, 2008
UGLY, UGLY, UGLY.
The guy on the left is thinking, “Did they have to run over my face with a truck before they booked me?”
The middle stooge thinks, “Maybe getting beaten alot in jail will make my face symmetrical.”
Third guy thinks, “In this crowd, I’m actually rather handsome.”
4:44 pm on May 18th, 2008
Perv #1: What neck, Imp?
Perv #2: I’m thinking he’s got “the lazy eye” which I hear you get from “deviant sexual acts” – kinda like getting hairy palms.
Perv #3: I’ve had it up to here (holds hand at waist) with midgets!
4:50 pm on May 18th, 2008
I was disapointed that Rogers mug shot did not have the 7-11 door hight scale in it until I realized he may not be tall enough to show it.
My first thought when I saw the first guy? “Get into my belllly!” right after he ate Rogers. :O
The guy in the middle looks like Danforth ate Rogers, then took a big ol’ dump!
Plus it looks like someone got to Sanders before the cops did. Nice shiner there perv.
R
4:56 pm on May 18th, 2008
Damnit…. I need more edit time….
R
5:17 pm on May 18th, 2008
EWWWWWWW!!! Wouldn’t want to meet either Perv 1 or Perv 2 in a dark alley, although I could probably out run Perv 1. Oh, and Perv 3 that’s just wrong. I know they say pick on someone your own size, but just because you are child size doesn’t mean you can pick on them.
Asshats!
5:20 pm on May 18th, 2008
so i grabbed a snack and logged onto this site . i’m munching out as it loads, and then i have a sudden urge to vomit because of the three nasty pigs i see on the top of the site. thanks. i didnt even read the article yet before i felt like puking. i put my snack aside and regained composure..read the article.. and now i have no appetite.
5:35 pm on May 18th, 2008
OMG… O.O The fat fuck on the left is as fugly as sin.
5:55 pm on May 18th, 2008
YIKES!!!!!! Bubba called and he doesn’t want their ugly ass’s either so just shoot em!
5:55 pm on May 18th, 2008
And these three didn’t even make Swivel’s Mugshot Beauty Pageant http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3617
I am shocked.
R
6:40 pm on May 18th, 2008
Thank’s IMP. Now I’m blind.
7:10 pm on May 18th, 2008
The 400lb fucker looks like he needs to take a MASSIVE SHIT! Afterwards he’ll probably weigh in at about 375lbs.
7:24 pm on May 18th, 2008
Needs to? It looks like he was doing it as the picture was being taken.
7:54 pm on May 18th, 2008
Freak Show! Those are some scary looking mo-fo’s! I just got over a stomach flu and know I think it’s starting back up *puke*!
10:11 pm on May 18th, 2008
It’s like a train wreck. I just can’t stop myself from looking at them.
12:13 am on May 19th, 2008
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another pervert for you
9:06 am on May 19th, 2008
To the tune of “3 Blind Mice”:
3 ugly men,
3 ugly men,
in the pen,
in the pen,
the one on the right is a frightful sight
the one on the left gives bad dreams at night
the one in the middle — no brain, what a plight
3 ugly men.
9:30 am on May 19th, 2008
OMG, Imp! The first thing I thought of when I saw the pic of the first guy was Jabba the Hut!! Good call!!
10:18 am on May 19th, 2008
Thanks, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
First time I have ever typed that and it is true.
11:29 am on May 19th, 2008
The genetics lab called and they want their lab experiments back!!!( Side bar) Some very handsome normal looking guys end up being pedofiles, killers, and rapists.
4:14 pm on May 19th, 2008
Ewwww…. ewwwwwwww. Can you imagine?? All I can think of is The Hills Have Eyes. These guys missed their calling.
1:04 pm on May 21st, 2008
Poor poor kids, being molested is bad enough. To then be traumatized by the pedos ugliness, nastiness, stench. *shudder*
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