Virginia Police Officer Charged With Raping Girl

November 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm by  

Poquoson, VA. – That happy fella to the left is Steven McGee and he’s a former police officer accused of repeatedly raping a girl under the age of 13.

Police arrested McGee on Thursday and placed him in the Virginia Peninsula Regional Jail where I’m sure  cops accused of raping little girls are welcomed by the inmates with open arms. McGee worked as a patrol officer for the last three years so I am guessing chances are high he may be responsible for some of his roommates’ current living conditions.

It’s not clear how the Department of Social Services found out about the alleged rapes, but they were the ones who first contacted police. The girl was taken to the Children’s Hospital of the Kings Daughters, where she was interviewed by a nurse and able to describe when and where the rapes had occurred.

The relationship between McGee and the girl have not been reported in an effort to protect the victim’s identity. I’m guessing that’s because they’re probably related.…

SPOTSYLVANIA COUNTY, VA — A man sitting in a vehicle with his children died after he accidentally shot himself with his own gun.

Police say the 45-year-old man was sitting in a minivan with his two children while his wife returned a movie to a Redbox. Reports are the man went to unbuckle his seatbelt when he accidentally pulled the trigger of his .40-caliber Glock, shooting himself in the hip.

His wife ran back to the vehicle after she heard a popping noise, and her husband told her he thought he had shot himself. He was right, and possible shredded his femoral artery as by time a Sheriff’s Deputy arrived on the scene a few minutes later, the man had already suffered significant blood loss and was unconscious. He was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead.

I couldn’t find any details regarding exactly where the man was carrying his firearm, but just going by where he was shot and how it happened, it definitely wasn’t in a holster.…

Wythe County, VA — 60 year-old Twila Jean Meadows, shown here rocking a sweet mullet, has been indicted along with her 21 year-old daughter Ashley Meadows for stashing a dead baby in a cave.

Both women maintain that the baby was born dead, but a report from the medical examiner suggests otherwise. Though no specific cause of death could be ascertained, the report states that the baby was born fully developed and alive.

According to the testimony given by the mulleted Meadows, she covered up the birth and death of the baby because her daughter was unwed. So, instead of facing the scrutiny from the community that your daughter may or may not be a whore-bag, you makes moves that shoot you into the national spotlight as a ghoulish criminal. If I had your logic, lady, I’d probably look like Billy Ray Gollum, too. 

Acting on a tip from social services, police eventually found the body stashed in a cave. In a nearby wooded area Twila claimed to have also hidden bloodied clothes, a washcloth and the afterbirth, the visual of which is giving me the heaves.…

Man Choked To Death Over Pack Of Crackers

October 10, 2011 at 2:54 pm by  

LEE COUNTY, Va. — My daddy always told me there are only a few things in life worth killin’ fer; your freedom, your family and your goddamn crackers.

Louis Lindsey, 50, must have felt the same way as my daddy, ’cause he got himself arrested and charged with murderin’ 40-year-old Emery Freeman after fighting over a pack of ’em.

Police found ol’ Lindsey on the side of the road lookin’ a little busted up and asked him the what fer. Lindsey told ’em he’d been in a scrape with Freeman over yonder a ways.

Police checked out Lindsey’s story and found poor Freeman on the back porch, deader than a beaver hat. Lindsey tolt ’em he choked Freeman after gettin’ into it over a pack of delicious crackers.

After gettin’ himself nussed up at the hospital, Lindsey was put in the county jail.…

Police: Serial Butt Slasher Identified

September 8, 2011 at 3:41 am by  

Fairfax, VA — You guys remember the serial butt slasher, don’t ya? We first learned of his twisted antics back in July, after he was accused of randomly slashing the asses of female shoppers in retail stores across Fairfax county. Well, it appears as if the sicko slasher has been identified.

According to a recent press release, Fairfax County Police have identified Johnny Guillen Pimentel, 40, as a suspect in at least one of the six assaults that occurred over the summer.

Detectives have obtained a warrant for Pimentel’s arrest in the alleged assaults, but believe he has left the area.

Police believe Pimentel may be driving a blue, 2003 Honda Civic, Virginia license plate number KLX2689. Police are asking that anyone with information on his whereabouts contact the Fairfax County Police Department at 703-691-2131 or contact Crime Solvers by phone at 1-866-411-TIPS/8477.

Charges against Pimentel will be determined at the conclusion of the investigation.

Man Decapitates Self After Domestic Dispute

August 31, 2011 at 4:47 am by  

Yorktown, VA — An unidentified 46-year-old man is quite dead after decapitating himself following a domestic dispute with his ex-wife and a brief standoff with police.

Shortly after 10 a.m. Tuesday, deputies arrived at the ex-wife’s home in response to a report of a domestic dispute. The man, however, had already vacated the premises.

As one officer was taking a statement from the woman, another officer in the area noticed a utility trailer in flames. When firefighters arrived to douse the flames, they found the man in question sitting inside the Ford Explorer that had been towing the trailer. Police say he ignored repeated commands to exit the vehicle.

At some point during the standoff, firefighters noticed the man had a cable attached to his neck…the other end was attached to a nearby tree. As officers approached to speak to the man, he hit the gas. He was pulled from the vehicle and decapitated, putting an abrupt end to any future arguments with the ex.

York-Poquoson Sheriff Danny Diggs said the man and his ex had apparently been arguing about his living arrangements.…

Fredericksburg, VA – Daryl Haynes, 31, got himself in a bit of trouble after deciding to take a piss in the corner of a yard this past week. Seems innocent enough…

It all began at about 10:50AM on Thursday when – according to a police spokesperson – an off-duty Fredericksburg Police Deputy observed Haynes urinating in the back corner of a neighbor’s yard.

The deputy, Officer Billy Reyes, said that he had just finished mowing his lawn and, at first, decided to ignore the public urination. Then he reportedly saw Haynes shaking his penis while talking loudly to some people across the street from him. Not good. The deputy said that Haynes behavior upset him, in part, because “there are children in the neighborhood.”

Officer Reyes said he confronted the Haynes. Haynes – clearly an expert at diffusing awkward situations – responded by swearing at Reyes and threatening bodily harm. Officer Reyes then reportedly informed Haynes he was a law enforcement officer. Haynes responded by throwing several unlanded punches at Officer Reyes.…

Serial Butt Slasher Suspected In Five Attacks

July 27, 2011 at 5:36 am by  

Fairfax, VA — Police believe the man in the surveillance photo to the left is responsible for a rash of butt slashings that have occurred in retail stores across the county over the past six months.

Of the five reported attacks, three have occurred at the Fair Oaks Mall. The first incident happened on Valentine’s Day near the indoor entrance to the Champps Restaurant, and another was reported on May 16 in the Ann Taylor store. Two more incidents, one at H&M in Tyson’s Corner, and another at Marshalls in the Greenbriar Shopping Center, were reported in June.

Police say the alleged slasher distracts his intended victim, women in their teens or early 20’s, before slicing her booty with a box cutter or razor.

In the latest incident, an 18-year-old woman was browsing the racks at a Forever XXI store inside the Fair Oaks mall when she noticed a man behind her bending down to pick up clothes that had fallen off the rack. Just moments later, she felt the sting.…

Stafford, Va. – Remember Ashleigh Dye? She’s the 17-year-old chick I posted about last week who was charged with murdering her mother during some kind of domestic altercation. Well it looks like my comment of about a guy being involved was 100 percent correct after the teen’s boyfriend was also arrested and charged.

For those of you who aren’t aware of this story, and cannot click links, Brenda Dye, 62, was found dead inside her home sometime around 6 p.m. on Tuesday. She was found by her husband and son in one of the home’s bathrooms where she had been shot in the upper torso with a shotgun. Ashleigh, her daughter, was quickly picked up and charged with committing the murder.

Details from court records reveal that the house had been rummaged through with papers, medications and other items having been tossed around in multiple rooms. One affidavit states Ashleigh admitting to detectives that she shot her mother and then left in her mother’s vehicle.

Ashleigh’s 18-year-old boyfriend, Eddie Wayne Chewning, was charged with being an accessory before the fact of first-degree murder and being an accessory before the fact of using a firearm in the commission of a felony because, according to the affidavits, Ashleigh reportedly texted him before and after murdering her mother.…

Stafford, Va. – Virginia police say a 17-year-old girl has been charged with murdering her mother after an argument.

Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy said 62-year-old Brenda Dye’s husband and son found her dead inside her home sometime around 6 p.m. on Tuesday. She had been shot in the upper torso with a shotgun.

Yesterday, her 17-year-old daughter, Ashleigh Dye (Facebook), was charged with first-degree murder and placed in the Rappahannock Regional Juvenile Detention Center.

Lots of comments from friends and family on the news articles I linked to. Feelings of shock and grief, particularly on Brenda’s Facebook page. I read through some of the comments, and aside from this taking everyone by surprise, Brenda seemed like a pretty nice lady.

There are some signs of trouble between the two in a couple of their exchanges at the end of June, but I didn’t go much further than that because for some reason I felt bad snooping around on her page. Normally I don’t care and like to look through the pages for hints of things to come, but the lady just seemed so damn nice.…

Portsmouth, VA — A 14-year-old student at Cradock Middle has been charged with beating his bus driver.

While Reena Mulder was filling in on a bus route the other afternoon, she says some of the students in the back of the bus were being disruptive and becoming mouthy, but it wasn’t until the third stop that she was able to enjoy a couple free knuckle sandwiches courtesy of a pissed off student.

“They were cursing at me, standing up. I kind of rolled through the stop a little bit, and, when I stopped, the students that were standing kind of stumbled forward as they were exiting the bus,” recalled Mulder.

One of these students was not happy about this at all, and threatened Mulder as he was getting off the bus. “You white [expletive],” Mulder recalls him saying. “You made me hit my face. I’m gonna -F- yours up.” And then he did with a couple of punches to her face.

Mulder was punched so hard, her teeth were knocked back into the roof of her mouth.…

Boy, 12, Charged With Beating Kitten

June 1, 2011 at 11:19 am by  

Suffolk, VA — How about a couple stories dealing with my favorite subject, psycho kids. Starting with a 12-year-old in Virginia who has been charged with animal cruelty after beating the snot out of a kitten.

Police say some kids were playing with a 7-week-old kitten when the 12-year-old grabbed it, threw it up against a wall and then began hitting the kitten with a stick. When he pulled out a knife and said he was going to cut the kitten, police say another kid approached him and smacked the knife out of his hand.

The kids placed the kitten in a box because they thought it was dead, not realizing cats are from the deepest bowels of Hell and cannot be mortally wounded by a human. When an Animal Control officer found the kitten, it seemed unresponsive, but opened its eyes and ‘meowed’ when he picked it up.

The kitten was treated for a broken leg and bruised lungs and will be available for adoption this Friday. If you’re interested, call the shelter at (757) 514-7855.  …

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