MOGOCHINO, RUSSIA – News outlets in Russia are reporting that a 15-year-old used a chainsaw to decapitate himself after losing at a video game.

Now let me preface this with the fact that this story is coming from Russia, so who the hell knows what is actually factual or not.

I decided to put my Russian to the test (Google translate) and browsed some Russian news sites reporting on this incident. They are all pretty much copies of one another with similar details.

What’s being reported is that 15-year-old Pavel Matveev got so upset after losing a video game on his computer that he went into his backyard and used a chainsaw to decapitate himself.

Some have already called into question the validity of this claim as it doesn’t seem possible that anyone could chainsaw off their own head. Personally, if true, I would imagine it is all in the execution.

Like, you would have to rig it so it stayed running and stationary as you just kind of lay the back of your neck on the running blade.…

CERES, CA – A 28-year-old man fatally shot his mother after blaming her for him breaking his own video game headset, according to police.

On Thursday night, Matthew Nicholson was in his bedroom at his parent’s house when his mother, 68-year-old Lydia Nicholson, went to check on him after hearing him yelling while playing a video game.

An argument ensued that lead to Nicholson breaking his gaming headset in frustration. Nicholson then blamed his mother for the broken headset and threatened to kill her and his father.

Nicholson followed through with one half of his threat when he grabbed a handgun and fired two shots into a wall before fatally shooting his mother in the head.

He then tried to kill his 81-year-father, but the gun reportedly jammed. Nicholson’s father took that opportunity to wrestle the gun out of his son’s hands and emptying it.

Nicholson fled to his sister’s home in a neighboring town but was apprehended by police during a traffic stop. He’s currently being without bail at Stanislaus County Jail.…

SPOKANE, WA – Police have arrested a man after he beat the ever-living crap out of a toddler who made the grave mistake of interrupting him as he played a video game.

Police were called to Sacred Heart on Sunday after 22-year-old Brandon Oquendo brought in his girlfriend’s daughter who was suffering from a seizure.

When hospital staff examined the 21-month-old girl, they found she had multiple life-threatening injuries from suspected abuse, so they called police.

According to court documents, these injuries included two brain bleeds, a collapsed lung, bruises on her face, and hand size bruises on the front of both hips and above her privates.

When police interviewed the girl’s mother, she told them that Oquendo was babysitting the girl while she was at work. She said he had called her at work to inform her that her daughter was having a seizure.

She added that she recently confronted Oquendo over an increasing amount of bruises showing up on her daughter, and that he’d explained they were the result of the girl rough-housing with his son.…

LAOAG CITY, PHILIPPINES – A man has been accused of stabbing his friend to death outside an Internet cafe after an argument over a video game.

Mark Pascual was playing Defense of the Ancients (DOTA) with his friend, 25-year-old Ferdinand Madamba Jr., at the Barangay 2 Internet cafe.

According to local reports, Pascual was becoming irritated with Madamba because he kept winning matches and trash talking Pascual.

Madamba challenged Pascual to a fist fight outside the cafe, which Pascual accepted. Once outside, Pascual took out a knife and stabbed Madamba multiple times in the neck and stomach, ultimately leading to his death.

Pascual then fled the scene after murdering his long-time friend. Madamba’s brother, who goes by the name of PJ, discovered his brother lying in a pool of his own blood a few minutes later.

Pascual has not been apprehended at this time, and local authorities have launched a manhunt to find him.

According to reports, Pascual and Madamba have been friends for roughly 10 years. PJ said the two had gotten into a fight earlier in their village.…

James DearmanSARASOTA, FL – This will be the last story on DD for 2015, and holy shit is it messed up. Police say 31-year-old James Dearman used his fat ass to smother his 6-year-old son while he played a video game.

According to police, the incident happened on Christmas Eve at the home where Dearmon lived with his two sons, ages 6 and 7, as well as his girlfriend, Ashley Cole.

According to Cole, at around 7:30 that evening, the couple told the two boys to go to bed. When they heard the boys running around their room, Dearman forced both of the boys to stand facing a wall.

When they caught the 6-year-old watching them play a video game, Dearman became angry and made the boy lie on the couch, facing the back cushions. Dearman then sat on the couch, using his 270 lbs of bodyweight to pin the poor kid.

According to the boy’s brother, who witnessed everything, his younger sibling screamed that he had to use the bathroom and could not breathe.…

Jerry CarrierNEWPORT, NH  – Jerry Carrier is facing first degree assault charges after he shook his three-month-old baby again, the latest shaking the result of the 26-year-old man-child becoming upset at a video game.

In early January, police were called to a home after Carrier’s baby showed signs of distress. The child was taken to the hospital and released, only to return to the hospital the next day because he couldn’t keep food down. The infant remained in the hospital for a couple of days, police said.

Two weeks later, at a different home, a similar scenario played out. This time the infant was found by his mother and was described as limp with his eyes rolled back in its head, unresponsive, not breathing, and blue.

The baby was transported back to the hospital where it was determined that the infant’s injuries were the result of “non-accidental trauma” and were very similar to the injuries it had suffered two weeks prior while also under Carrier’s care.

Carrier, who has no fixed address, was on parole during these two instances for second degree assault, for an incident that did not involve a minor.…

Eric BrandonMILTON, GA – A man was sentenced to life in prison after shooting his stepson to death during an argument over loud video games.

Back in February of last year, 46-year-old Eric Brandon got into an argument with his stepson, 16-year-old Alexander Koser, over the teen playing his video games too loudly. While Koser was fixing a snack in the kitchen, Brandon grabbed a 12-gauge shotgun.

When Koser turned around, Brandon shot the teen once in the chest. He then racked the shotgun and fired a second shot into the teen’s his chest. He then racked the shotgun again and fired a third shot into his stepson’s body.

Brandon called 911 and reported what he had done and was apprehended without incident. According to the DA, while in the back of the police car, Brandon told police that he hoped the teen was dead. He was eventually charged with two counts of felony murder and with possession of a weapon while committing a felony.

Jurors took less than 30 minutes to convict him of the charges on Wednesday.…

GTA IVSlaughter, LA — Police say that an 8-year-old boy blew his grandmother’s brains out moments after playing the video game, Grand Theft Auto IV.

On Thursday afternoon, at the Country Breeze mobile home park, 90-year-old Marie Smothers was watching television when her 8-year-old grandson shot her in the head with a Colt .38-caliber Detective Special revolver.

The Sheriff’s Office release says the boy initially told investigators that he accidentally shot Smothers while playing with the revolver, but the investigation led them to believe the child shot her on purpose. The motive? The boy was reportedly playing Grand Theft Auto IV in the moments before the shooting.

The boy has since been released to his parents and will not face charges because, according to Louisiana state laws, any child under the age of 10 cannot be held responsible for any criminal act they may commit.

Of course the media will be all over this story, ignoring the real issues while featuring “experts” who will push long turds out of their mouth-holes while claiming violent media is turning our children into psychopathic automatons.…

Kansas City, Missouri — Never thought I would have two Call of Duty stories posted in one day, but then again I never thought I would grow up to be so damn adorable.

Police in Missouri have arrested a teenager after they say he tried to rob a man of his recently purchased copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.

Police say a 27-year-old man had just returned home from picking up his reserved copy of Call of Duty when an SUV pulled up behind him in the parking lot and a man got out with a gun.

The victim told police that the armed man demanded he hand over his new video game, warning him that he had “racked a round.” The victim decided the man could have his copy of Call of Duty when he pried it from his cold, dead, Dorito smelling fingers and refused to hand it over.

A struggle for the gun ensued in which one shot was fired. Luckily no one was hurt and the robber left the scene while the victim called police with a description of his attacker and the vehicle he drove off in.…

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — The Oklahoma County Jail has a young guest today after police arrested a 13-year-old boy and charged him with the murder of his 9-month-old sister.

Court documents indicated that on August 16, the girl was treated at Children’s Hospital for a severe brain injury, a skull fracture and blood clots that were compressing her brain. The hospital staff did not believe the parent’s story of the baby having been involved in an accidental fall and contacted police.

Investigators would learn that the baby’s older brother, Crystian Rivera, would regularly babysit the girl while their parents worked. On this particular occasion, Rivera told police that his sister would not stop crying while he played  video games. He told them he became angry when his character in the video game he was playing was killed, so he picked up the girl and shook her. He says he then went back to playing video games while his sister continued to cry and eventually fall asleep.

Rivera first was taken to juvenile detention on a child abuse complaint but was booked on a murder complaint after the baby died a few days later.…

Detroit, Michigan — A 54-year-old Massachusetts man remains jailed today after it was discovered that he allegedly went to Detroit three times last year to have sex with a 13-year-old-girl.

How did these two people with a 40 year age difference and 700 miles between them meet? Well, it turns out before meeting in person, they had actually wed on an online video game.

John W. Phillips is charged with 11 felonies, including sexual assault, using a computer to communicate with another person to commit a crime, accosting a child for immoral purposes and child sexually abusive activity. The maximum sentences for the charges range from four to 20 years in prison.

Wayne County Sheriff Benny Napoleon said Phillips met the girl while playing RuneScape online and that they chatted online through the game in 2010. After Phillips unsuccessfully attempted mailing the girl a cell phone, he did what any rational man would do… he brought her the phone in person in February 2010.

It was at this time that he brought her to a motel and had sex with her for the first time… the first time in real life, anyway.…

STAUNTON, Va. – A woman called 911 and told them that her boyfriend, 21-year-old Bruce Jamar Walston, had just killed her kitten in front of her two children. Police say that Walston got flew into a rage when the kitten disconnected the video game he was playing. He was so pissed that he picked up the kitten and threw it against a wall, killing it. He has been charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty and disorderly conduct. But I doubt this will phase him much even though he was already free on bond in connection with a January breaking and entering charge. In that case he and another man are accused of kicking in the door of an apartment and beating a man with a vacuum sweeper. Looking at his cross-eyed mugshot, it is also very likely that he may have simply gotten angry and was attempting to toss a throw pillow into another room.…


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