Nyia ParlerPhiladelphia, PA — This bitch. This cheery, smiling, happy-looking bitch right here has been accused of ditching her disabled 21-year-old son in the forest, with nothing but a blanket and a bible, so she could toddle off and hang with her boyfriend in Maryland for a minute.

According to police, 41-year-old Nyia Parler wheeled her non-verbal, quadriplegic son, who also suffers from cerebral palsy, into a wooded area sometime last Monday. She took the man from his chair and laid him on the ground nearby. She then covered him with a blanket, placed a bible on his chest, and walked away. And there he remained, in the cold and rain, for five fucking days.

When the man failed to show up for his scheduled classes at the School of the Future, school officials attempted to reach Parler. When she didn’t answer, they contacted the man’s aunt. She, in turn, contacted Parler.

Parler, the bitch, lied to the woman, claiming her son was there in Maryland, safe and sound, with her.…

P. Simon JamrozikUpper Darby, PA — An Upper Darby man is behind bars for allegedly luring a 12-year-old boy into his home and tickling the child’s feet. Among other weird stuff…

According to police, the boy was walking home from school Monday, when the alleged tickler, 63-year-old P. “Pat” Simon Jamrozik, told the boy to go inside the home he shared with his sister.

Once inside the home, Jamrozik reportedly demanded the boy remove his socks and shoes and lay on the couch. He then sprayed the boy’s feet with some sort of anti-fungal crap and started in with the rubbin’ and the tickling. This, police say, was done as Jamrozik massaged his own package.

After he’d had his fill of that nasty business, Jamrozik directed the boy to lay down on the kitchen table and lift his shirt so he could perform an ear, nose and throat exam.

“He started feeling the boy’s back, chest and stomach with his hand and used a stethoscope to listen to his heart,” reported Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. …

Hamden, CT — A paramedic for American Medical Response is accused of sexually assaulting a 22-year-old woman strapped to a stretcher in the back of an ambulance early on Christmas morning.

The 22-year-old victim apparently fell and hit her head that morning, knocking herself out. The woman told police that while being transported to the hospital, she awoke in the ambulance to find the EMT sexually assaulting her. She indicated that she could not move because she was strapped to a stretcher. She contacted police immediately after her release from the hospital.

Investigators determined that 49-year-old Mark Powell was the paramedic who treated the woman in the ambulance and an arrest warrant was obtained.

Powell turned himself in Thursday on charges of first-degree sexual assault and first-degree unlawful restraint. He was released on a $25,000 bond.…

Bethlehem, PA — A 27-year-old man is facing multiple charges after police say he tried to abduct a woman at gunpoint earlier this week.

According to police, Michael Arce approached the woman, identified as 42-year-old Sarah Brenner, as she was jogging Wednesday afternoon. Brenner told police Arce stepped in front of her and said, “I want to ask you something.” She said she got scared and tried to go around him, but Arce pulled out a gun and grabbed her arm.

Brenner reported that when she screamed for help, Arce said, “Don’t make a fuss or I will kill you.” She said he then put her in the back seat of his BMW and hit the child-safety lock as he got into the front seat.

It was right about then that Arce’s wife, Ana Arce, pulled up next to his vehicle and questioned him about the woman in the back seat. Arce reportedly told his wife that he was simply giving Brenner a ride, police said, and unlocked the back door to let Brenner out.…

Scranton, PA — Lori Gardner, 26, and Brian Sleboda, 31, are behind bars after neighbors discovered Gardner’s diaper-clad 7-year-old son locked in a dark, bug-infested basement late last month.

Police responded to the couple’s home on Sept. 26 after neighbors reportedly found the crying boy in a basement doorway – he was wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a diaper.

“Are you here to help me?” he asked when officers arrived.

According to the criminal complaint, the child told officers that his stepfather ordered him to the basement and locked him in the homemade coffin after he came home from school that afternoon. Police say Sleboda propped a chair against the coffin door to prevent it from being opened, but he was able to push the lid off and escape. The child said Sleboda had used duct tape to keep it closed in the past. 

The child went on to say that his parents “often” punished him by forcing him into the dimly lit basement right after telling him that ghosts live there.…

Chicago, IL – Convicted sex offender Tyrone Hill, 37, was arrested Saturday morning after he attemped to abduct a 2-year-old boy at Chicago’s North Avenue Beach. The boy’s father pulled his son to safety and notified police, who caught Hill before he was able to leave.

Armando Uvalle said Hill’s attempted abduction of his 2-year-old son, Isaiah, happened ‘in an instant’ and while his son was next to him. Uvalle told news reporters that Hill “just came out of nowhere and grabbed my kid.”

Uvalle said he pulled his son away and the man walked away. Uvalle said the whole process took seconds.

The father said he immediately went to an officer on beach patrol and explained what happened. That officer then put a flash message out via police computer, alerting all officers nearby with the description of the suspect: an African-American man carrying several bags, wearing a black shirt with a white logo and black pants.

Two other officers assigned to beach duty reportedly heard the alert on the radio and saw the man matching the description nearby.…

Stamford, CT — Gerard Michael Landon, 46, was arrested Friday evening for sexually assaulting a woman who, in defense, bit off a “substantial” piece of his tongue.

According to police, the alleged attack occurred as the victim was exiting St. John’s Church at about 10:00 p.m. Thursday evening. Landon reportedly approached the woman, who is said to be in her mid-50’s, and asked for a hug. When the woman refused, police say Landon attacked, wrestling the woman to the ground and shoving his vile tongue in her mouth. The attack came to an abrupt halt, however, after the woman chomped down on Landon’s tongue.

“It was a substantial piece of his tongue,” said said Stamford Police Sgt. Paul Guzda. “About an inch worth.”

The offending hunk of meat was recovered at the scene and area hospitals were alerted to be on the lookout for a man with a serious tongue injury. In addition to the identifiable piece of tongue, police also recovered video surveillance recordings from the church that substantiated the woman’s story.…

Glenwood, IL — Prosecutors say 38-year-old Hugo Dominguez and his girlfriend are facing aggravated domestic battery charges for routinely chaining his 13-year-old son to a dryer and beating the boy with a multitude of items.

The alleged abuse was brought to light last week after police received a call from Brookwood Junior High School. When officers arrived at the school, they found the teen to be suffering from a large laceration to his left elbow, bruising on a large portion of both arms, lash marks on his lower and middle back and marks on his lower legs.

The boy told police his father kept him chained to the dryer most nights and ordered him into the garage before school each morning. The teen claimed to have been beaten by both his father and his live-in girlfriend with items ranging from a broken ax handle to a bamboo back scratcher. He also told police his father recently got all stabby with a knife.

A search of the couple’s home revealed the items in question, as well as a chain attached to the washing machine in a laundry room.…

Trapped In The Closet

February 3, 2010 at 3:19 am by  

BROWNSVILLE, Texas – Alfredo and Leticia Ines were worried that their 12-year-old daughter would steal food from the refrigerator.  So they did the logical thing and talked to her reasonably – oh wait, it was actually the exact opposite of that! They locked the girl in a closet with “no light and minimal contact with the world.” With no electricity and no heat, the preteen used a bucket for a toilet, which she was forced to clean everyday. She was released only to go to school, and she did her homework by the light that crept in underneath the locked closet door. Thankfully, one of the girl’s three brothers told school officials, who investigated the claims.  When police came to their Texas home, they found the girl trapped in the closet, so malnourished that she looked “more like an 8 or 9-year-old than a child of 12.” Leticia, 40, and Alfredo, 41, were each charged with second-degree injury to a child and unlawful restraint. Bond has been set at $275,000.…

Joshua Gonzalez Wanted To Re-create A Scene

August 14, 2009 at 6:06 am by  

Bridgeport, CT- On July 26, two 22-year-old women were leaving an apartment building after visiting a friend when 27-year old Joshua Gonzalez allegedly showed them a handgun and forced the women inside his apartment. Gonzalez ordered the women to hand over their cell phones. Then, and this is where the shit gets freaky, Gonzalez brought out two formal prom dresses and nylon stockings and told the women to put them on. When the women refused, Gonzalez handed them a black book and told them to write their complaints in it.…

Robert Kolibas Makes A Mean Smoothie

June 24, 2009 at 7:01 am by  

Williston, VermontRobert Kolibas’ daughter was hosting a sleep-over last month. Being the kind and generous father that he is, Robert took it upon himself to whip up a couple of Smoothie’s for the kiddos and get them settled in front of the television to watch a flick. Awww…what a very  gracious host! Shortly after consuming the Smoothie’s, both girls fell asleep in front of the TV. Sounds like a successful slumber party, no? No. Robert’s 13-year-old house guest was rudely awakened by the skeevy, nasty, old perv feeling her up and attempting to remove her clothes. …

Love Bites

March 25, 2009 at 6:00 am by  

Robert Drawbough & Helen Sun (Friendster)

Fairfield, Connecticut‘Oooooooow! Oh my god! She’s biting my arms!’ You know, some stories just write themselves…this is one of them. Robert Drawbough and Helen Sun have been married for about 8 years. In that period, she has broken an acoustic guitar over his head, pushed him down a flight of stairs, sicced a private investigator on him to monitor his every move, and argued with him over a Christmas tree. He finally mustered up the courage to leave. He moved to California. After spending a bit of time researching this story, I have come to the conclusion that Helen Sun is one looney bitch. And, she doesn’t take a break-up well.

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