Ottumwa, IA – Not a lot of info on this one, but according to police in Ottumwa, 25-year-old Breana Greathouse, was recently picked up and charged with harassment and Going Armed With Intent after travelling from Kansas City, Missouri, to kill a man who reportedly made derogatory comments about her on the internet.

Police received a call early Wednesday morning about an angry woman with a gun threatening to kill one Forrest Jamison. Greathouse was apparently still holding the weapon when the first officer arrived on scene – she was arrested without incident before following through with her threat.

Though police will not disclose the nature of the alleged taunts, a Google search on Greathouse leads me to believe it all started with a rap video labeled “Breanna Greathouse is FAT diss” produced by Jamison and posted in the message boards over at undergroundhiphop.com. The video has since been removed, but there is quite a discussion going on over there in the forums. (Grammar nazis, consider yourself warned). It appears as if the shit has been brewing between them for the last couple of years and Greathouse finally snapped.…

Frankenstein Arrested At Toby Keith Concert

August 30, 2010 at 2:55 am by  

Anderson Twp., OH – Again, another group of words I never thought I’d have to combine in the same sentence. ‘Tis true, though – Frankenstein apparently enjoys Toby Keith and beer but dislikes police officers and patrol cars. He was arrested at the concert Saturday night after he allegedly threatened to cut a couple of police officers. It’s been reported that an intoxicated Frankenstein approached the officers and threatened them multiple times, stating, “If I had a knife I would stab you.” Unamused, the officers shackled the drunken country fan and placed him in a patrol car. Once in the backseat, Frankenstein let loose with his fury, kicking out the rear side window. Frankenstein was then placed in another patrol car where he proceeded to beat the shit out of the partition with his face. Personally, I probably would have beaten myself senseless before attending a Toby Keith concert, but that’s just me. Anyway, Frankenstein continued to run his mouth at the hospital, threatening law enforcement and medical personnel alike. After he was stitched up, he was placed in a cell.…

Las Cruces, NM – Anthony Stromberg, 44, taught his 6yr old son how to make explosives. Bombs. You get that? It’s alleged that Anthony, who has extensive knowledge in weapon making, felt a need to pass his skills on to his kidlet. Defectives report that Anthony showed him how to assemble bombs and took him to the desert on more than one occasion to blow shit up. Police were tipped off after the son confided in an adult, that Anthony was planning on kidnapping and shooting the kindergartner’s mother because of an argument two weeks prior. Anthony and the child’s mother have shared custody with the mother being the primary caretaker. The Las Cruces Police Department’s SWAT team – assisted by officers from New Mexico State Police, the Dona Ana County Sheriff’s Office and agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives – arrested Mr Stromberg on one count of child abuse. He is currently being held with bond set at $150,000. …

Markham, IL – According to authorities, Michael Beavers molested his 3-year-old niece back in 2001. He was convicted of sexual battery and served 18 months in prison for the crime. Between then and now, Michael has been arrested numerous times for assorted violent offenses, including domestic battery causing bodily injury and assault. Plus, he seems to have a hard time remembering to register as a sex offender, which he is required to do until the day he ceases breathing, and has been arrested several times for that. And now, he has apparently made telephone contact with the child he molested. Authorities allege that on May 3rd, Michael called the victim and threatened to molest her “like I did before.” He went on with vulgar and graphic descriptions of the sexual acts he subjected her to in the past and threatened to force her to repeat those acts. He wrapped up the vile phone conversation with a threat to harm the child’s mother. Michael was arrested once the phone records were tracked.…

One Less Idiot On Xbox Live After Online Threat

February 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm by  

SAN ANTONIO – Look, if you are an adult and play any type of online video game, you have gotten used to the jackasses. It’s par for the course and if you cannot handle it, simply play with your two friends or just don’t play online games. For Xbox 360 owners, the term jackass defines the thousands of 13-year-olds telling you what they are going to do to your mother after you kill them in whatever game that involves firearms. Well one of these jackasses got his ass in a lot of trouble the other day while playing “Modern Warfare 2” when he started telling anyone who would listen how he was planning to shoot up his school. Unfortunately for him, some dude from Canada was listening, and he took the threats seriously. Oh, and warning, the video after the jump starts automatically, so adjust your volume so you don’t piss your pants at work like I did.…

Blogger Charged With Cyberstalking Fellow Blogger

December 4, 2009 at 11:21 am by  

Greenesboro, NC — I thought this was interesting, especially because of some of our very own site drama that occasionally happens between a few of our members. Jeff Martin writes the blog site Vie Di Malchance, and has been charged with annoying Dr. Mary Johnson, a blogger who writes the blog Dr. J’s Housecalls, under North Carolina’s cyberstalking law. Martin and Johnson are at odds over the Randleman Dam, a local water project that Martin supports. During this online fight, Martin admittedly sent Johnson 27 e-mails in less than an hour. Johnson has not made a comment aside from posting this to her blog. “What Jeff Martin did Friday night crossed a line that sane people in this society do not cross. It was a crime.” Martin states this is simply the actions of a woman banned from his site and a woman scorned. “She’s a woman scorned,” Martin said. “(She’s) been at my place for 3 years I didn’t want her to be there anymore.

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts. – This story makes me laugh. Two rappers, Matthew Rufino, 24, and Jason Foley, 28, posted a Youtube video entitled “Watch 4 Me” that landed them in jail. These two idiots are not aware of what the First Amendment actually covers when they decided to threaten two people in the video by name. One was State Trooper Paul Gifford, who had given Rufino a ticket for driving on a suspended license a few years back and the other was Judy Young, a probation officer who supervised Rufino on a pot possession charge. Adding to their hardcore street cred, Rufino and Foley have been arrested and charged with two counts of making threats to commit a crime, threats to use a firearm and intimidation of a witness. …

John Michalik Is A Crazy Ass Cracker!

November 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm by  

Atlanta, Georgia – When John Michalik observed a group of Atlanta Department of Public Works employees doing a bit of Jack and Shit while blocking a road – he pulled out his camera and began filming them. The workers were not pleased by being on camera and one of them let Michalik know it with threats and racial slurs. “You keep putting that camera in my face, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take that motherfucking camera and whoop your ass,” yelled a DPW employee on the tape. What was the worker doing? reading a tabloid that he displayed to the camera saying he was, “Reading about y’alls crazy ass white folks.” While his fellow employees tried to calm the their fellow worker down, he wasn’t finished. He called John Michalik a “crazy ass cracker” and before driving off he stated, “I’m ’bout to get this motherfucking hammer and beat the fucking hell out of him.” …

Tara A. Donahue Is A Moron

September 2, 2009 at 10:10 am by  

KEANSBURG, NJ – Two teen boys were involved in some kind of dispute. The father of one of the boys was a friend of 41-year-old Tara Donahue. He had the cell phone number of the other teen so Donahue decided she was going to get involved and call this kid and give him a piece of her mind because she was “looking out for her friend’s children.” She dialed the number and when the person answered, she began threatening them and threatening to kill them and the person’s mother. The person she was talking to was police dispatcher John Swartz. She had called the police station by accident.…

The Prince of Darkness Arrested In Florida

July 7, 2009 at 10:06 am by  

Port St. Lucie, Florida – I’m not going to take up much of your time this one, I just want you all to know that you can sleep easier tonight – the devil has been arrested. Turns out Mephistopheles has been in Florida, masquerading as your average, every day, run-of-the-mill, homeless guy. Who’da thunk it? I would have sworn the evil spirit was inhabiting the cold black soul of my next-door neighbor. Anyway, Beelzebub totally blew his cover Sunday evening in an incident at a convenience store. He approached an ordinary man outside of the store and struck up a conversation. His cover was blown just a few minutes later when he shouted, “I’m the devil and I’m gonna kill you!” Wow. Subtlety is obviously not one of his stronger qualities.…

Gimme What I Want, Or The Pooch Gets It

June 30, 2009 at 12:19 pm by  

Lancaster, CaliforniaDamn…it takes a special kind of loser to threaten the life of a teenager’s beloved dog. It takes an even bigger loser to threaten said teen with the torture of her pooch if she doesn’t put out. Authorities believe that Alfredo Dempkey did just that. The pup in question, a toy poodle/cocker spaniel mix named Pineapple, wandered away from her home last Friday evening. The teen was brokenhearted. Imagine her relief when she received a phone call the next day from a man who claimed to have found her precious pooch! That relief quickly faded to fear and disgust when the ass on the other end of the line revealed his demands for Pineapple’s safe return. …

Tell Mommy You Love Her, Or Else

April 20, 2009 at 4:31 am by  

Silver Springs Shores, FloridaOn Saturday, Natasha’s husband gave her a gift that many mothers fantasize about…a day of peace and quiet. Paul Esposito took their three children to the home of a family friend for the day, leaving Natasha behind to relax and enjoy the quiet. When Paul and the children returned home, all was normal and quiet–until dinner time. That’s about the time the shit hit the fan.…


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