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ECTOR COUNTY, TX – A 19-year-old woman has been accused of beating her 3-month-old daughter to death with a dresser drawer.

Klarissa Ramirez brought her daughter to the Medical Center Hospital emergency room with her unresponsive daughter.

She claimed that she and the girl’s father had fed her and placed her in a baby seat in the living room. They walked away only to return and find her unresponsive.

After examing the girl, doctors found she was suffering from fractured ribs on both sides of her torso as well as a fractured skull.

When confronted with the fact that the injuries her daughter suffered did not match up to her story, Ramirez admitted she was solely responsible.

She said she had squeezed her daughter and then struck her in the head with a dresser drawer. Ramirez was arrested on May 8 and charged with injuries to a child. She bonded out the next day.

The charges against Ramirez were upgraded to capital murder in July after her daughter died and the cause of death was ruled a homicide.…

EL PASO, TX – Police in El Paso are looking into a video posted to Snapchat that allegedly showed two juveniles sexually abusing a small dog.

Form what I can find out, KFOX14 was sent a Snapchat video of a small, white dog being sexually abused by two juveniles and took the video to police.

They have not shown the video on air or online, stating the video was “horrific” and “too disturbing.”

El Paso police have since confirmed a bestiality case is now under investigation in relation to the video that they say was filmed on July 28.

Which is too bad for the juveniles involved because prior to Sept. 1 of 2017, it was not illegal to have sex with animals in Texas. I know, right?

“Now it’s a state jail felony, which you could face up to two years in prison if you’re convicted of this bestiality charge. And if convicted, you become a registered sex offender as well,” said Detective Vanessa Acosta.

“I’ve seen cases like this in the past, and we weren’t able to charge these people with it because the animal didn’t have any type of physical harm, or beaten or tortured.…

HOUSTON, TX – A man masturbating while riding a bicycle was shot by a woman after he tried entering her home.

This must be the week of The Masturbators.

First we have a homeless guy in SC whipping his weasel at a 13-year-old-girl whose denser-than-lead mother left her home alone with him while she went to the store.

Now word comes out of Texas about a crazed masturbating bicyclist running amok in a Houston neighborhood.

That takes some serious coordination. This guy is a pro.

About 5:15 PM on Tuesday, around the time normal, productive members of society are coming home from a long day’s work, this assclown was freewheeling around the Golfcrest neighborhood, popping wheelies and copping feelies. On himself.

He was really enjoying himself, too, and who wouldn’t be! The refreshing rush of the breeze on his inflamed johnson, the delirium of the love tugs blurring his vision to a delightful kalidoscopic dazzle, the lyrics to his own special pervert’s version of Freebird soaring through his head.

Feelin’ GOOD, man.…

HOUSTON, TX – Two children cried and begged for their lives as their father brutally murdered them before calling his wife to say he’d left her a present.

On Saturday, Sabine Ntongo dropped 8-year-old Marcel Ndossoka and 1-year-old Anna-Belle Faith Ndossoka at their father’s apartment.

Ntongo had recently separated with the children’s father, 61-year-old Jean Pierre Ndossoka, after six years of marriage.

She was leaving the children with Ndossoka so he could visit with them while she went to work.

Later that day, Ndossoka began calling his estranged wife at her job, telling her he’d killed their kids and that he’d left her a present at his apartment.

When police arrived and made entry into Ndossoka’s apartment, they found his two children on his bed with their throats slit.

Officers also found a bloody knife and a note written by Ndossoka in which he states Ntongo would be the one to “carry the burden” of her children’s souls.

Ndossaka wasn’t at the scene when police arrived but was found the next day in his car suffering from a self-inflicted, but not life-threatening, gunshot wound.…

LAKEWAY, TX — A woman has been arrested after she passed out after locking her and her 10-year-old son in a car as temperatures outside reached over 100°.

According to police, the boy woke up inside the car after his mother, 34-year-old Adriane Moss, had parked it with the windows rolled up.

As the temperatures climbed inside the car, the boy eventually called 911 for help after sitting in the locked car for about an hour with his unresponsive mother.

According to Lakeway Dispatch, the boy could be heard on the call asking his mother to roll down the windows. She could be heard replying “no.”

When police arrived at the scene, Moss was seen getting out of the car. She and her son both had “sweaty and matted hair,” according to police who also stated the interior of the car was in excess of 123 degrees.

Moss also smelled of alcohol when talking to the officers and was stumbling around. She reportedly ignored officers’ questions, and at one point told her son to “get out of her life.”

Moss was arrested and charged with abandoning or endangering a child.…

CONROE, TX – Police have arrested a woman they say bit off and swallowed a portion of her neighbor’s nose.

The victim, Tatianna, said last week she went out drinking with her neighbor and 41-year-old Jessica Collins.

Tatianna said Collins was staying with her neighbor temporarily and that she had never met the woman until that day.

After enjoying an evening of drinking at a local bar, the trio returned to Tatianna’s home. Collins wasn’t ready to call it a night and demanded more alcohol and cigarettes.

When Tatianna refused and asked the two women to leave, Collins reportedly attacked Tatianna like a rabid animal. She allegedly pounced on top of her and bit off a substantial portion of Tatianna’s nose.

Collins must have been a tad bit hungry too because she decided to swallow it.

Tatianna said that she did not have time to react, and all she could remember was the taste of blood in her mouth. She did not realize most of her nose was missing until she was on the way to the hospital.…

NEW BOSTON, TX – A 10-year-old girl has died after her family says she was electrocuted while saving kittens from behind a clothes dryer.

I couldn’t find a lot of details surrounding the death of Greenlee Marie (awesome name, btw) aside from what is being stated by family.

Apparently, Marie was electrocuted while trying to get her kittens from behind a clothes dryer inside her family’s rented home.

Chief Gary McCrary said they are investigating the incident and trying to determine exactly how Marie was electrocuted.

“Apparently this residence had some electrical issues in the past according to some reports and statements that have been made,” McCrary said.

“Landlords need to be held accountable for the conditions of the homes that they let people live in,” said Marie’s mother, Shelby Roos. “And all we want is a voice for our daughter that left us over a senseless act.”

I’m totally speculating here, but I imagine a landlord somewhere is currently shitting their pants.

Marie’s family created a GoFundMe page in the girl’s honor to collect donations for local animal rescue efforts.…

BELLMEAD, TX – Police have arrested a man who got caught having sex with his neighbor’s male dog.

Someone called police early Saturday morning to report seeing a man sexually assaulting his neighbor’s dog in a fenced in back yard.

When police arrived, they found 26-year-old Philip Mercon still having some sexy fun time with the animal.

Mercon let go of the dog and tried to run from police but was quickly apprehended.

“Officers notified the animal owner on scene so that she could provide any care the dog needed. At this time, there are no reports of injury to the dog,” police said.

Mercon has been charged with bestiality, evading arrest and criminal trespass. He was later released from jail on $8,000 bond. If convicted, Mercon is looking at two years in jail.

Poor Mercon waited a year too late. Up until 2017, having sex with a dog in Texas wasn’t even illegal.…

SAN ANTONIO, TX – The 30-year-old dipshit who attacked a teenage boy in a Whataburger for wearing a MAGA hat has been arrested.

For all two of you who didn’t hear about this story, a video was posted on Facebook earlier this week by a woman looking for the identification of a man seen assaulting her son’s 16-year-old friend.

In the video, 30-year-old Kino Jimenez could be seen confronting 16-year-old Hunter Richard in a Whataburger about the MAGA hat the teen was wearing.

Jimenez yanks the hat off Richard’s head, grabbing some of the teen’s hair with it, before throwing a drink in the teen’s face. “Fuck the president!” Jimenez yells.

“You ain’t even support shit nigga,” Jimenez says as he walks away with the MAGA hat in his hand. “This is going to go great in my mother fucking fireplace, bitch.”

As you can imagine, once the video was posted it went viral and Jimenez was quickly identified. Jimenez was also quickly fired from the bar he worked as a part-time doorman.…

RICHMOND, TX – A father and his young son were injured after three men broke into their home and held the boy in a bathtub of scalding hot water.

At around 3 a.m. Monday, three men broke into a home and terrorized a family for almost an hour.

Surveillance footage shows the men are armed and wearing masks as they demanded valuables from the family members.

The men then grabbed a seven-year-old boy and held him in a bathtub of scalding water to try and force the family to tell them where valuables were located.

The men left the home with cell phones, cash, and jewelry.

The boy was taken to the hospital where he is being treated for fluid in his lungs.

“This is the worst kind of crime against a family,” Sheriff Troy Nehls said. “Three crooks forcing their way into a home in the middle of the night is appalling. To make matters worse, they accosted a 7-year-old child. They’re cowards, to say the least.”

Police believe it was a targeted attack against the auto body shop owner’s home.…

BEXAR COUNTY, TX – A Texas deputy has been accused of sexually molesting a 4-year-old relative and blackmailing her illegal immigrant mother with deportation if she reported him.

Authorities have arrested 47-year-old Jose Nunez, a 10-year veteran of the Bexar County Sheriff’s Office, on a felony charge of super aggravated sexual assault of a child.

Nunez allegedly sexually molested a 4-year-old relative multiple times over the last few months or possibly for the last two years.

Police believe the girl’s mother was made aware of the assaults but was hesitant to report them because Nunez took advantage of her undocumented status to “place the mother in fear that she would be deported,” Bexar County Sheriff Javier Salazar said.

The girl’s mother finally decided being deported was worth protecting her daughter and she took the girl to a local fire station to report what Nunez was doing.

Nunez was subsequently arrested and is being held without bail in the same detention center where he once worked. If he’s found guilty of the charge he is facing a minimum of 25 years in jail.…

SPRING, TX – A woman has been charged after being caught shoplifting inside a Texas Walmart and not mentioning her child was baking in her car in the parking lot.

On Wednesday, Dimitric Knight got caught shoplifting inside a Walmart. Police were called to the location after she tried leaving the store with more than $70 worth of makeup hidden in her purse.

It wasn’t until 40 minutes later, after Knight was arrested, that officers were alerted to the fact that Knight’s 7-year-old son was sitting in the car in the parking lot.

“At some point it came out ‘did you drive here?’..we determined she had a vehicle when we went out, we found a child in the vehicle,” said Precinct 4 Constable Mark Herman.

The boy was found in the backseat of the vehicle that was not running with only one window down about four inches. The temperatures outside were above 90 degrees.

Deputies said the child was either not conscious or sleeping and they had to press on his legs for him to regain consciousness.…