ARGENTINA – A 26-year-old woman in Argentina has been accused of using garden shears to cut off a man’s genitals.

The incident happened on Saturday night in an affluent neighborhood in Cordoba. That’s where Brenda Barattini used garden shears to cut off the genitals of 40-year-old Sergio Fernandez, a singer of the reggae\ska band La Coca Fernandez.

Sergio lived, but Brenda did some serious, life-long damages. According to reports, she didn’t just take a little off the top, she took off everything — the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

Sergio was rushed to the hospital where he underwent surgery to save his life, but it was unclear if doctor’s where able to reattach anything. As for a motive behind Brenda mutilating Sergio… well that depends on who is telling the story.

Brenda’s lawyer said his client was just defending herself from a sexual attack. He says that Brenda invited Sergio over to her apartment, and that once he was inside he tried to rape her. She was just acting in self-defense, he said.…

Victoria ReidMELBOURNE, FL – Some poor son-of-a-bitch ended up with a bullet lodged in his testicles after his wife shot him during an argument over an alleged affair.

Victoria Reid, 60, reportedly confronted her 60-year-old husband about an affair he was allegedly having.

She had him sit on a sofa, then pulled out a gun that she used to taunt him with by aiming it at his head and chest.

According to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, she told her husband of 16 years that she wanted to maim him and give him post-traumatic stress disorder – a condition she reportedly suffers from.

She may very well have succeeded, because she shot her husband in the knee. If that weren’t bad enough, the bullet traveled up the man’s thigh and took up residence in his testicles.

The man’s condition is not known, but Reid was arrested on Wednesday and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, aggravated domestic violence, false imprisonment and firing a weapon inside a home. She’s currently in the Brevard County Jail on a $35,000 bond.…

Martinne DelavegaONSLOW COUNTY, NC — Martinne Delavega was arrested after the 51-year-old allegedly biting her boyfriend’s genitals and causing permanent damage.

The incident happened on Wednesday during a domestic dispute between Delavega and her boyfriend.

At some point, Delavega managed to get the victim’s balls in her mouth and biting them so hard that the man required stitches.

Delavega was arrested and charged with malicious castration and assault causing serious bodily injury. As you can imagine, the man tried stopping her from biting his junk, and is the reason why Delavega has a bloody mug shot with bandages wrapped around her head.

While in court on Friday, Delavega told officials that the entire incident was just a big misunderstanding while, I imagine, picking her boyfriend’s pubes from between her teeth. She was released on a $10,000 bond.

Delavega joins the list of women featured on Dreamin’ Demon who have been accused of biting their man’s junk, including Krystle Harrison, Lucinda Kinder, Amber Ellis, Christina Salinas, and the worst of the lot; the genital chewing Priscilla Vaughn.…

Christina ReberMUNCIE, IN – Christina Reber was sentenced to two years in prison after she assaulted her ex-boyfriend and ripped off his scrotum with her bare hands.

We first reported on Reber back in 2012, after she entered the home of her 57-year-old ex-boyfriend a few days after he had broken up with her.

After punching him in the head several times, a struggle ensued that lead to Reber getting a handful of the man’s plums and “squeezing as hard as she could.”

The man tried to free his balls from Reber’s grip, but she stayed latched on and began digging her fingernails into his tool bag. The poor son-of-a-bitch was eventually able to free his balls and call 911, but the damage had been done.

Prepare to involuntarily cross your legs, fellas. Responding police describe seeing the man with blood on his shirt, and observed “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

The man was rushed to Ball Memorial Hospital (seriously) where his nutsack was reattached.…

Man Dies After Pit Bull Bites Off His Testicles

December 13, 2013 at 9:10 am by  

pitbull with ballMILAN, ITALY – Seems as if the pit bull isn’t content with mass murder in the US and have started their well-planned murder spree in other countries.

Readers of this site are well-informed on the dangers of pit bulls and their insatiable lust for human blood. But a man in Italy didn’t find this out until one of his two pit bulls chewed off his balls.

Firefighters found the 30-year-old man inside his apartment after his girlfriend, who hadn’t heard from him, called and asked them to perform a welfare check. She explained that he was a chronic diabetic and may have suffered a medical emergency preventing him from calling for help.

Once firefighters got inside the man’s apartment, they found him laying on the floor unconscious. He had lost a lot of blood from a severe injury caused by one of his two pit bulls chowing down on his yam bag. The man was rushed to the hospital in serious condition, but it is now being reported that he died from his injuries yesterday morning.…

Paralyzed Man Loses Ball To Newly Adopted Dog

July 30, 2013 at 8:39 pm by  

fucking ball-eaterTrumann, AR – A paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up the other day to find that the dog he’d adopted had just eaten one of his testicles.

The unidentified 39-year-old is paralyzed from the waist down and had adopted a “small white fluffy” stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man told police he often sleeps in the nude and woke up Monday morning by a “burning pain” in his mid-section.

He looked down and noticed the dog was between his legs with blood on its face and paws. To his horror, he realized that the little bastard had “eaten one of his testicles.”

The poor guy was taken to the hospital to be treated for his injuries, while the dog was euthanized. The dog’s head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

Lord knows we’ve had a slew of stories regarding injured testicles on this site – psychotic women like to chew them off or rip them off with their bare hands. …

Shelby, NC – 39-year-old Joyce Maxine Gregory was arrested Saturday morning and charged with “malicious castration” and “assault inflicting serious bodily injury” after allegedly squeezing a 59-year-old man’s scrotum with enough force to cause one of his testicles to pop out.

I will apologize in advance for the short article, but it’s uncomfortable to write while cross-legged, with my thighs involuntarily constricting my formidable junk.

The person pictured to the left is the reported perpetrator in this crime, in case you were having any difficulty.  According to police, Gregory and the man, who were supposedly in some sort of “romantic” relationship, were arguing Saturday morning.  It must have been getting fairly heated though, because the man reports that he stepped outside to call 911.

It was then that Gregory allegedly grabbed the man by his plum-sac…hard…and I mean REALLY hard; so hard, in fact, that his scrotum ruptured, causing one of his testicles to peek out from what had become, and I’m visualizing here, a hairy, wrinkly, swollen, bloody mess.

The man was able to wrench himself free and walk to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. …

Muncie, IN — I’ve seen women remove men’s testicles before, placing them in their purse or in a jar placed on a high shelf in a closet, but the recently married men in those cases were usually willing participants.

Not so for the poor guy in Indiana, whose ex-girlfriend was arrested after she practically removed his testicles with her bare hands.

Police were called to the home of a 57-year-old man who reported his drunken ex-girlfriend, 43-year-old Christina Reber, had entered his home uninvited  and had assaulted him in a most unpleasant fashion. Fellas, prepare to cringe.

The victim said shortly after yelling “call the fucking police” and slapping him in the head multiple times,  Reber latched on to his low-hanging fruit and began “squeezing as hard as she could.”

Despite his best efforts, the man was unable to get Reber to let go as she began digging in her fingernails into his tool bag. It wasn’t until after they fell to the floor that the man was able to regain possession of his eggs and call 911.…

BONNEAU, S.C. – There have been many times in my life as a female, where I have been competent enough to dig deep into my pockets, clutch my virtual round heuvos with my hand and pull those bad boys out proudly. That’s right, I have balls. I’m badass and hardcore. Apparently, some out there feel the same way about their vehicles.

A woman in South Carolina adorned the trailer hitch of her truck with a set of red, rubber Bull Balls. In case of any of you are not familiar with these things, they look like a pair of big-ass bull testicles down to the veins.

I don’t know about you but a picture of bull nuts on the back of a truck doesn’t scream sex to me. It screams, “I have big tacky balls on my truck because I think my truck is super strong and stuff!”

Obscene? Eh. Classy? YES!

But Bonneau Police Chief Franco Fuda wasn’t amused by Virginia Tice’s testes proudly swaying in front of him and cited her stating her plumbs violated the state’s Obscene Bumper sticker laws that says “a sticker, decal or emblem is indecent when it describes, in a patently offensive way… sexual acts, excretory functions or parts of the human body.”

Fuda said Tice could have avoided a ticket if she had agreed to remove the dangly orbs.…

Seattle, WA Jennifer Kolone, 29, was arrested last month after she apparently attempted to turn her boyfriend’s manjigglies into finger puppets.

Police were called to the couple’s home in the early morning hours of May 24, where they found the 40-year-old victim nekkid and bleeding. The man told police he and Kolone had been arguing when she lost her shit and grabbed hold of his jewels and gave ’em a squeeze.

“Once Jennifer let go (he) felt as if he had urinated himself,” Seattle Detective Pilar Curtis told the court. “When he looked down at his groin area he saw blood.”

Kolone then did what any batshit psycho twunt would do…she calmed down and began cleaning the house as if nothing had happened.

According to investigators, the injury was a “W” shaped wound that required several stitches, surgical glue and a “sling” to close. And though the medical records describe the injury as a knife wound, it doesn’t appear as if an actual knife was involved in the attack.…

Police: Man Tried To Neuter Dog With Fire

March 2, 2011 at 6:14 am by  

Albuquerque, NM — James Dickie, 23, was arrested last week after he allegedly set fire to his blind dog’s testicles and scrotum because he couldn’t afford to have the critter neutered by a vet.

Authorities said the dog, Charlie, was rescued after a neighbor called Dickie’s grandma and she sent a family friend over to investigate. Charlie was found in Dickie’s bedroom, unable to move because of the burns.

Just two days prior to the DIY neutering, the Dick was reportedly seen drop-kicking the animal several times before tossing the animal into a yucca plant.

Arrested on charges of extreme animal cruelty, Dickie, of course, denied harming the animal. If convicted, the charge carries a maximum sentence of 1.5 years in jail and up to a $5,000 fine. Personally, I think James Dickie should lose a nut…

One neighbor says the Dick is being painted in a bad light – he takes good care of his animals. Animals, plural. Authorities have reported that there are at least three other animals in Dickie’s possession…a dog and two cats.…

Student Expelled After Teabagging Teacher’s Cup

February 26, 2011 at 1:30 pm by  

Walkergate, Newcastle — I was minding my own business watching FLESH AND THE FIENDS when Jaded alerted me to a story that left me with no choice but to stop what I was doing and post it.

A student at Benfield School made a post on Facebook asking his friends to dare him into pulling stupid stunts. One of these stunts has gotten him and some other students expelled from school.

With the urging from Facebook friends, the student took a teacher’s cup from her class and then teabagged it in the corridor. For those of you unfamiliar with the term “teabagging,” the boy basically placed his balls in her cup she uses to drink from. He then took a picture of his balls in the cup, and posted the image online.

No reports on exactly how school officials found out, but their reaction was swift once they did. The student who dunked his dangly bits in the cup was expelled permanently while three other students are on fixed-term expulsions.…

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