Urine Big Trouble Now, Thomas Schultz

July 1, 2009 at 10:09 am by  

Sheboygan, WisconsinIt all started in July 2007, when a woman, who I will dub Ms. X, discovered she had been the victim of a rather disgusting intruder. What tipped her off? Well, someone had pawed through the frillies in her underwear drawer, and, more disturbingly, someone had urinated on several items of clothing in her hamper. She reported her discovery to the police. In September of that same year, Ms. X contacted authorities again after she happened upon even more defiled clothing in her home. This time, the intruder had the audacity to walk across her freshly-vacuumed carpet, leaving his footprints behind. Another phone call to police in November 2008 – Ms. X told police that as she was walking in the back door of her home, she heard someone exiting through the front door. Unfortunately, she didn’t see who it was. …

Mercades Nichols Has Anger Issues

August 9, 2008 at 9:59 am by  

Mercedes Nichols on dreamindemon.com

POLK COUNTY, Fla. – The name Mercades Nichols may sound familiar to some of you, especially if you are a frequent visitor to this site. She is one of the girls who was arrested in the beating of another girl that was videotaped and shown across the globe. Here is our original story on that great show of dumbassery. Well, seems as if Mercades just cannot keep her hands to herself…or her pens. Mercades Nichols was arrested again and charged with violating a restraining order filed against her by an ex-boyfriend…in which she stabbed him multiple times with a pen.…

Jeffrey Schwartz Can’t Stop Stalking

July 26, 2008 at 8:23 am by  

Rivera Beach, FL – Jeffrey Schwartz, 43, used to have a girlfriend. How he managed to get one is a mystery to me. They became a couple in 2000. The girlfriend is unnamed, so I will call her Jane. I wouldn’t want anyone to know that I dated a psycho either.

Buddy E. Smith Gang-Rapes The Retarded

May 7, 2008 at 10:39 pm by  

Buddy E. Smith on Dreamin' Demon


New Bedford, MA – You know, I’m never gonna understand what makes a guy wake up one day and think, “Hey, you know what would be fun? I’m gonna go get that mentally retarded guy and take him over to the guys, and then we’ll gang-rape him. And then we’ll all threaten to kill him and his family if they tell anyone.”

But Buddy E. Smith, 22, has thought that at least twelve times since 2004. That’s right, TWELVE. And his friends? They like to help. The unidentified victim was so terrorized he had to move away from his family and out of town. And still, Buddy  Smith kept coming after him. …

Zachariah Marcyniuk Loved Katie Wood

March 12, 2008 at 8:33 am by  

Zachariah Marcyniuk, Dreamin' Demon

Fayetteville, Ark. — Zachariah Marcyniuk does not take rejection well. Never has, from the look of his history with women. But on Sunday, Marcyniuk’s failure to recognize the word “no” had fatal consequences for ex-girlfriend Katie Wood, 24. Marcyniuk, 28, argued with Katie about the status of their relationship and then “blacked out”, he says. The end result? Katie dead in her bathtub of what looks like blunt force trauma. Way to show her you love her, Romeo! …

Natasha Hall Said No; Clay Kufner Killed Her

February 18, 2008 at 7:52 pm by  

Clay KufnerNatasha Hall


DELAND, FL — Natasha Hall, 17, said no. She said it more than once. After breaking up with Clay Kufner last November, Natasha said “no” a lot. But Clay, 19, just kept coming around. And coming around. And calling. And coming around. And calling some more. His Myspace page says “I still looveee you”. Hers says “Natasha doesn’t get mad, she gets EVEN.” Several other Myspace pages showed Natasha and Clay kissing, looking the happy couple – until November of last year. Now, Natasha’s dead by Clay’s hand; Clay’s dead by his own. And their friends are united in a giant wave of “WTF”.

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