GRAFTON, ND – A North Dakota man has blamed his sleep walking on the sexual assault of a teenage girl who spent the night at his home.

Adding to the litany of odd-to-outrageous excuses given by perverts for their sexual peccadilloes, we have Robert Kringstad.

The 39-year-old Grafton, North Dakota man was accused of sexual improprieties of the underage kind on September 24th, when he was arrested for an untoward occurrence from back in May.

On a sultry (for North Dakota) summer night, a teenage girl who was crashing on his living room floor after a concert awoke to find that her nether regions had become subject to the ministrations of Kringstad’s manly meathook.

She removed herself from his now-odious vicinity and informed her mother of the sexual assault upon the following morn.

When tasked with this roguery, Kringstad was unruffled, telling authorities that “I sleep hard and things happen. One simple mistake and that’s all it took.”

Yep. “I don’t remember anything, I must have slept right through it.”

Perhaps the gross sexual imposition charge will wake him up.…

ANCHORAGE, AK – A man who admitted to choking a woman unconscious before sexually assaulting her will serve no jail time after reaching plea deal.

An unusual assault case has highlighted what some consider to be deep flaws in Alaska’s justice system, and has citizens calling for the ouster of a judge in the case.

It all started with Justin Scott Schneider, a 34-year-old (former) air traffic controller who has developed a problem keeping his hands, and his semen, to himself.

In August 2017, Schneider, who at that point had a clean criminal record, offered a ride to a woman at a gas station. She just wanted to get to her boyfriend’s house. Schneider wanted to get off.

So he drove to an isolated spot, parked the car and grabbed her by the throat, telling her that he would kill her if she screamed. Then he doubled down, telling her that he was going to kill her regardless. Then he choked her out. And jerked off on her.

When she came to, he was zipping up, and explained to her that “he needed her to believe she was going to die so that he could be sexually fulfilled.”

A witness saw Schneider with the victim at the location where the assault occurred, and the victim identified Schneider from a lineup.…

NORWELL, MA – A 48-year-old father has been put back in jail after a second child came forward and accused the former youth football coach of raping them.

This hasn’t been a good year for Derek Sheehan. The alleged pedophile and child rapist was arrested in August after a child younger than 14 reported that the man had indecently assaulted them in August 2017.

Police searched Sheehan’s house and took away multiple electronic devices, including Sheehan’s iPhone and an external hard drive.

Sheehan was arrested and initially charged with indecent assault and battery on a child under 14 and intimidating a witness. He pleaded not guilty and was released after paying his bail and ordered to wear a GPS-monitoring device until his next court appearance.

But four days later Sheehan found himself back before a judge after a man came to the Norwell police station to report that his 13-year-old son had been sexually assaulted by Sheehan.

By this time investigators found that Sheehan’s iPhone contained multiple pornographic images of children, including some in which they appeared to be sleeping.…

CHESTERFIELD COUNTY, VA – A Virginia man will serve no active jail time after pleading guilty to sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl.

One of the biggest debates in the world of social sciences at the turn of the 20th century was the age-old question of “nature vs. nurture,” or whether or not human behavior is determined by heredity (“nature”) or environment (“nurture”).

Without rehashing tens of thousands of pages of academic argument, some of it quite impassioned and even acrimonious, we will jump right to what appears to be the modern consensus: both usually play an important role.

Common sense, really, but then most of the things that academics argue about usually are.

To the readers who just cannot restrain themselves from delving deeper into this debate, I recommend watching the Three Stooges episode Hoi Polloi. Much more entertaining than the learned articles on the subject, and just as correct.

The salient point is that, as individuals, we often learn from our experiences, consciously or otherwise. Sometimes this weakens existing behaviors, sometimes it reinforces them.…

FAIRMONT, WV – A in West Virginia has been accused of sexually assaulting an infant and then sharing video of her activities online.

Look, I know for most of us, the imagery of a woman performing oral on a baby isn’t what you’d like bouncing around in your head this morning.

I apologize for putting it there, but I got a job to do, people. So let’s work through this as quickly as possible.

A criminal complaint accuses 28-year-old Jalisa Freeman of recording herself performing oral sex with a 2-month-old, then sharing video of the assault with at least one person on Facebook.

Freeman is charged with sexual abuse by a parent or guardian, first-degree sexual assault, two counts of distribution of material depicting minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct, and two counts of recording of sexually explicit conduct of a child by parent or guardian.

She’s currently being held in North Central Regional Jail with a bail set at $100,000. In other words, she’s fucked.

Freeman joins the ranks of many women we have reported on who got caught molesting children on camera.…

GREEN, OH– Man arrested after he is caught sexually assaulting a 4-year-old boy on a home surveillance camera.

Here’s a story out of Ohio that will have you lose a little faith in humanity.

According to investigators, 28-year-old Dean Davis was captured on home surveillance video sexually assaulting his girlfriend’s son.

Even worse? The boy’s mother, 31-year-old Samantha Ward, knew about the sexual assault but did not report it.

Why she did not report the sexual abuse is anyone’s guess, but I am betting it is because she has also been accused of using the prescription medication intended for her son.

No kid in the house no drugs, maybe? Who the hell knows. People are shit.

Davis has been charged with gross sexual imposition, sexual imposition and endangering children and is being held in the Summit County Jail on a $30,000 bond.

I hope his fellow inmates are making his stay a comfortable one.

Ward was arrested and charged with felony drug theft and endangering children. She’s since been released on bond but more charges are pending, according to Inspector Bill Holland.…

WALTHAM, MA – Tom Wopat, a former star of “The Dukes of Hazzard” television show, has admitted to inappropriately touching two women in the cast of a musical.

Last August Wopat was accused of inappropriately touching two female cast members while rehearsing for “42n Street” at Waltham’s Reagle Music Theatre.

Police reports said Wopat put his finger between the buttocks of one woman.

When the 66-year-old was arrested, he was found to be in the possession of cocaine.

So aside from being charged with two felony counts of indecent assault and battery and two counts of annoying and accosting a person of the opposite sex, he was also charged with drug possession.

On Friday, Wopat reached a plea deal that would have the two felony charges dropped. He was sentenced to a year of probation and received a continuation without a finding for one year for the cocaine possession.

Wopat isn’t the only Duke Boy to make the news recently. His co-star, John Schneider, was in the news this month after asking a judge to send him to jail for unpaid alimony.…

CHEHALIS, WA – Two brothers have been accused of raping and murdering a 16-year-old boy.

This is an odd one as a motive behind the brothers’ actions hasn’t been made clear. But here’s the details so far:

Last week, 16-year-old Benjamin Eastman was reported missing by his father. During their search for the teen, investigators would find his body buried in a shallow grave.

A medical examination would rule Eastman died of blunt-force trauma.

As the discovery was making the news, police were asking for help locating Eastman’s closest friend, 16-year-old Benito Marquez and Benito’s brother, 21-year-old Jonathan Adamson.

The brothers were reportedly the last to see Eastman and seemed to have left the area.

Once the brothers were located and questioned by police, they began singing — especially when cell phone records show they lured Eastman into the woods for a camping trip but actually planned to assault him.

Adamson allegedly told detectives that once in the woods, he and his younger brother physically assaulted Eastman for 20-45 minutes. Adamson estimated they kicked Eastman more than 100 times.…

GREAT FALLS, MT – A woman has been accused of sexually assaulting her ex-boyfriend while wielding a machete.

On June 22, police responded to a residence for a report of a burglary.

A man, identified only as S.D. told police that he had returned home to find his ex-girlfriend, 19-year-old Samantha Mears, had broken into his home.

According to S.D., Mears ordered him on to the bed and to remove his clothes. S.D. said he did as he was told because he was afraid of Mears.

Mears allegedly took off her pants and while still holding the large knife in her hands, straddled her ex-boyfriend.

The two had sex. during which Mears bit S.D. on the arm and continued having sex with him even after he tried getting her to stop.

When they were finished, Mears sat naked on the bed while holding the machete. The two got into an argument and Mears allegedly ripped trim from the wall before purposefully pissing on his bed.

S.D.  managed to flee the home and call 911.…

BEXAR COUNTY, TX – A Texas deputy has been accused of sexually molesting a 4-year-old relative and blackmailing her illegal immigrant mother with deportation if she reported him.

Authorities have arrested 47-year-old Jose Nunez, a 10-year veteran of the Bexar County Sheriff’s Office, on a felony charge of super aggravated sexual assault of a child.

Nunez allegedly sexually molested a 4-year-old relative multiple times over the last few months or possibly for the last two years.

Police believe the girl’s mother was made aware of the assaults but was hesitant to report them because Nunez took advantage of her undocumented status to “place the mother in fear that she would be deported,” Bexar County Sheriff Javier Salazar said.

The girl’s mother finally decided being deported was worth protecting her daughter and she took the girl to a local fire station to report what Nunez was doing.

Nunez was subsequently arrested and is being held without bail in the same detention center where he once worked. If he’s found guilty of the charge he is facing a minimum of 25 years in jail.…

JACKSON TOWNSHIP, OH – A family of a girl has filed a federal lawsuit against their school district after their kindergartner was sexually assaulted on a school bus.

According to the attorney representing the family, the incident happened in 2016 inside a Jackson Local School District bus.

“This fifth-grade student had previous serious issues on the bus. He was accused of throwing a lit match on the bus,” said Laura Mills, the family’s attorney.

“So he was disciplined. He was suspended from the bus for a week,” Mills added. “He was supposed to be placed in the front right seat alone.”

But instead, the 11-year-old boy sat down beside a 5-year-old girl who was sitting directly behind the school bus driver.

“The driver is unable to see the seat right behind him,” said Mills. “So then over a period of a couple weeks the kindergartner is subjected to sexual assaults. It is horrific. It is one of the most horrifying cases I have ever handled.”

Surveillance footage from inside the bus captured the sexual assaults and police charged the boy with gross sexual imposition.…

FAYETTEVILLE, NC – A woman has been taken into custody after police say she forced oral sex on a cable repairman.

In April, a Spectrum repairman in his 30s was at the apartment of 47-year-old Mildred Newsome to fix her cable service.

The man said that while there he was sitting on her couch waiting on her cable box to reset when Newsome approached him, grabbed his hand and placed it on her breast.

According to investigators, the victim tried to resist Newsome’s unwanted sexual advances but instead ended up with his dick in her mouth.

After she was done, the repairman gathered his told and left the apartment.

Newsome, who works at a nursing and rehabilitation center, allegedly told him that if he told anyone she would ‘turn the story on him’ and accuse him of being the aggressor.

The victim ignored her warning and went straight to police to report what had happened.

After a month-long investigation, Newsome was arrested and charged with sexual battery and sexual offense.…


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