MUNSON, PA — Three Pennsylvania men are facing a whole heap of charges after police say they banged several different species of farm animals several times a week for about 4-5 years.

And yes, they captured all that sweet, sweet lovin’ on video.

Police received a tip from a 16-year-old boy that lived on what is being called a “makeshift farm” with 41-year-old Terry Wallace, 32-year-old Matthew Brubaker, and 34-year-old Marc Measnikoff.

This same teen boy informed police the men used some sort of specially designed V-shaped pen to facilitate the sexual contact between man and beast. The boy also claims he was forced to assist with restraining the animals while the trio did their thing.

The victims included dogs, female horses, a cow and a goat.

Police claim that a search of the property led to the discovery of a large volume of homemade videos, cameras and recording equipment.

In addition to the combined 1,400+ counts of animal cruelty and 1,400+ counts of sexual intercourse with an animal, the men were charged with child endangerment and corruption of minors.…

LANCASTER, PA – Police have arrested a man after a DNA match identified him as the person responsible for the 1992 rape and murder of Christy Mirack.

On Dec. 21, 1992, the body of 25-year-old Christy Mirack was found dead on the living room floor of her apartment.

Mirack had been savagely beaten, strangled and sexually assaulted.

Her clothes were pushed down from her waist, her shirt pushed up and her face beaten so badly that it was distorted.

Evidence from the scene indicated Mirack fought for her life against her attacker.

DNA samples were taken from her body and the carpet underneath her body, but for 25 years police have not made an arrest.

That was until the DNA sample was matched to a relative who submitted their DNA to the genealogy website GEDmatch. The sample was then entered into an online, open-source database that is available to law enforcement.

After further investigation, the DNA was narrowed down to 49-year-old Raymond “DJ Freez” Rowe. His DNA was a confirmed match after undercover officers collected a water bottle and chewing gum from Rowe.…

ALLENTOWN, PA  – Police have charged a man with harassment after he shit on another man during a road rage incident.

Police say two men got into a road rage incident Friday morning that ended with one of the men, 69-year-old Henry George Weaver, curling one off on the other.

I really wish there was more to this story, but that’s all I can find. Hell, even the police statement was bereft of any juicy details.

“The accused and the victim got into a road rage argument, leading the accused to defecate on the victim,” Pennsylvania State Police said in a news release.

I mean shit happens and all that, but the victim had to be knocked out or incapacitated in some way, right? I just cannot fathom how a man could allow himself to be in a position in which a 69-year-old could shit on them – unless it was voluntary, of course.

I really want to know how taking a dump on another person only leads to a harassment charge in Pennsylvania.…

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Two men were killed when a young girl learning to drive accidentally ran them over.

The incident happened Monday night as a woman was teaching her 15-year-old daughter how to drive in the Aramingo Village shopping center parking lot.

The girl was learning how to park in a Ford Explorer when she accidentally went forward instead of going in reverse.

The vehicle ended up hitting two unidentified homeless men — ages 54 and 55 — sending them into the wall of a Dollar Tree.

One of the men was pronounced dead at the scene while the other died shortly after being taken to the hospital.

Police have not filed any charges at this time but are investigating the incident.

“It was a misfortunate accident, but why should a 15-year-old girl be driving a car with her mother in the passenger side?” asked a friend of the two men.

Criminal Defense Attorney James Funt says the mother of the teen will bear any possible legal repercussions.

Although the girl was under adult supervision, you need to be 16 years of age to obtain a permit.…

MELCROFT, PA – A 28-year-old man has been accused of gunning down his ex-girlfriend and three others at a Pennsylvania car wash.

Early Sunday morning, Timothy Smith pulled into Ed’s Car Wash and parked his truck on the side of the two-bay facility and waited for his ex-girlfriend, 25-year-old Chelsie Cline.

She eventually showed up with 27-year-old William Porterfield. Although Smith and Cline split up months ago, Smith was reportedly still obsessed with Cline.

“He would leave her stuff on her car. She’d get done with work and she’d come out and there would be a case of beer on her hood or scratch off tickets or anything. If he found out she was sick, he’d bring her flowers,” said Cline’s half-sister.

For the previous two days, Cline had been hanging out with Porterfield — a married man who had been experiencing relationship issues with the woman he’d just married in November.

After the two had parked at the car wash and had gotten out of their car, they were ambushed by Smith who was armed with a .308 caliber rifle and a handgun.…

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police say a teenage girl was stabbed more than 80 times before being set on fire by a man she met on Facebook.

The body of 15-year-old Sabriya McLean was found behind an apartment complex in the 200 block of South 49th Street late Tuesday morning after meeting 23-year-old Cole Swaringer-Herring the previous evening.

According to WPVI, McLean traveled to Philadelphia from her home in Delaware on Monday to meet the Herring, whom she had been corresponding with on Facebook. Her parents reported her missing that same day.

Investigators say that when McLean met up with Herring Monday night, things must have went South for the teen very quickly.

Sources say Swaringer-Herring’s parents were both out at the time of the murder, but when they returned home their stabby spawn confessed to them what he’d done.

Herring’s parents notified the police the following morning. No explanation was given as to the delay in contacting authorities, but you have to wonder how well they slept that night with a dead girl out back and Sir Sticks-A-Lot in the next room.…

MT LEBANON, PA — Police have arrested a man after he was accused of beating his 4-month-old daughter to death because she would not stop crying.

On Sunday, 30-year-old George Gazzam called 911 to report he was watching his 4-month-old daughter while her mother was at work, and that the child wasn’t breathing.

Emergency crew members arrived at the home and found the Victoria Gazzam unresponsive. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead an hour later.

Gazzam initially told police that he was watching Victoria after the girl’s mother left for work that morning. A few hours later he changed the girl’s diaper and fed her baby formula before taking a nap together.

When he woke up, he found the baby had fallen off the bed and was face down on the floor and unresponsive. An autopsy would reveal the girl had suffered injuries inconsistent with a two foot fall on to a carpeted floor.

Victoria had bleeding of the brain, a lacerated heart vessel, a lacerated left kidney, a liver contusion, three fractured ribs, multiple bruises to the back and head and a hemorrhage behind the eyes.…

NEW HOLLAND, PA – Police arrested a man after he threatened to kill a Wendy’s employee during an argument over the number of cucumbers in a salad.

The incident happened Sunday afternoon after 50-year-old Theodore Gunderson Jr. was served the salad he’d ordered from a New Holland Wendy’s.

Gunderson was not happy with the number of cucumbers in his salad or, more specifically, the lack of cucumbers in his salad.

Enraged, Gunderson allegedly cursed at the restaurant employee’s over the slight, then threw the salad in an employee’s face while stating, “If I had a gun or knife, you would be the first to go.”

The threatened employee called police to report the incident and to say he was in fear for his life – especially since the man was sitting in his vehicle in the parking lot.

When police arrived at the location and confronted Gunderson, he initially refused to roll down his window or exit his vehicle as instructed. When he finally did roll down the window, he put his key in the car’s ignition after being informed that he was being arrested.…

LANCASTER, PA – Two children are in the hospital after a pit bull attacked them inside a minivan on a residential street.

A 5-year-old pit bull broke through a fence, got inside a minivan, and attacked a 2-year-old girl and a 5-year-old boy as they sat in their car seats.

A witness said he tried to help the mother get the dog off the children, but didn’t have much luck.

“We’re just pulling, and it’s raining, so it’s a slimy dog, pulling, we get it off once, and we’re yelling at the mom to get the kid and shut the door, it slipped away, and it pounced on the kid again,” witness Tom Grab said.

Another witness stated the dog was not attacking any of the adults who were trying to pull it off the children, and was only interested in attacking the kids.

“We fought the dog and it just was still attacking, and still attacking, and it wasn’t attacking the adults, it was attacking the babies,” Marsha Jones said.…

JOHNSTOWN, PA — The start of a couple’s marriage got off to a rocky start when the groom allegedly choked his new bride during an argument over wedding gifts.

According to a police report, 31-year-old John DeLozier began choking his new wife after returning home from their wedding.

The couple had received some cash and, according to the victim, DeLozier became enraged because she wanted to put some of the money away instead of spending it.

That’s when DeLozier said she only cared about the money and started to attack her. DeLozier was arrested and charged with simple assault, harassment and strangulation — a new felony charge created to address choking someone during a domestic dispute.

He was still in the Cambria County jail on Tuesday after being unable to post 10 percent of his $40,000 bail.

If the victim has any brains, she’d bail out immediately. She probably won’t, but that almost guarantees another story about the couple in the future so, whatever.

Despite choking his wife on their wedding day, this couple got off easy when compared to other wedding day disasters we’ve featured over the years.…

PHILADELPHIA, PA – A PHL 17 reporter has been fired after video surfaced of her going on a cringe-inducing tirade outside of the comedy club she had just been kicked out of.

On Sunday night, 28-year-old Colleen Campbell was with friends at the Helium Comedy Club to see Craig Robinson (Darryl from The Office).

However, she was asked to leave the venue for talking loudly during the show. Once outside, she began berating the club’s employees as well as the cop that had been called to the scene.

Initially, all the cop wanted was for Campbell to walk her drunk ass away. But Campbell decided to stick around and scream in the cop’s face. She wasn’t arrested until she mock spit into the face of one the club’s employees.

At that point the cop, who displayed a superhuman amount of patience, put her in cuffs and placed her in a police car. Police say Campbell kicked the officer multiple times after being taken into custody and kicked the doors and windows of a police car.…

PHILADELPHIA, PA – An 18-year-old has been accused of trying to strangle his 7-year-old sister to death while high on K2.

Simere Alford was allegedly high on the synthetic drug known as K2 when he strangled his sister before placing a plastic bag over her head.

He then left the girl on the floor of the basement before demanding his mother hand him her car keys before driving off.

When police arrived at the home after the mother called about her son stealing her car, she went in to get her vehicle registration and was told by her 14-year-old son that the girl was missing from her bed.

“They began a frantic search of the house. The mother went into the house at that point in time. She found her 7-year-old daughter unconscious on the floor,” Philadelphia Police Captain Mark Burgmann said.

She removed the bag and carried the girl outside to police who immediately administered CPR in an attempt to revive her. They were successful and she was rushed to the hospital were she remains on life support.…


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