THAILAND – A man in Thailand confessed to cutting off his employee’s penis then throwing the detached member to his pet dogs to eat.

According to reports, 39-year-old Suwit Tipjantha was drinking at the home of his employer, 50-year-old Permsak Petprasert.

When they ran out of alcohol, Permsak and another man left to buy more while leaving Suwit at the home with Permsak’s wife, who was sleeping in another room.

When Permsak returned home, he was greeted by his frantic wife running out of the house claiming that while they were gone Suwit had come into her room and began stroking her arm.

“Me and another friend came back and my wife was screaming,” Permsak said. “She ran to me and said that Suwit had went into the room while she was sleeping and touched her.”

When Permsak went inside his home he witnessed Suwit coming out of his wife’s room wearing only his shorts.

Furious, Permsak attacked Suwit with a hammer rendering him unconscious. This is probably a good thing for Suwit because of what Permsak did next.…

ARGENTINA – A 26-year-old woman in Argentina has been accused of using garden shears to cut off a man’s genitals.

The incident happened on Saturday night in an affluent neighborhood in Cordoba. That’s where Brenda Barattini used garden shears to cut off the genitals of 40-year-old Sergio Fernandez, a singer of the reggae\ska band La Coca Fernandez.

Sergio lived, but Brenda did some serious, life-long damages. According to reports, she didn’t just take a little off the top, she took off everything — the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

Sergio was rushed to the hospital where he underwent surgery to save his life, but it was unclear if doctor’s where able to reattach anything. As for a motive behind Brenda mutilating Sergio… well that depends on who is telling the story.

Brenda’s lawyer said his client was just defending herself from a sexual attack. He says that Brenda invited Sergio over to her apartment, and that once he was inside he tried to rape her. She was just acting in self-defense, he said.…

MEXICO – A 60-year-old farmer has died after getting into a fight with a pig and losing his testicles and a few fingers.

According to reports, Miguel Anaya Pablo returned home drunk last Friday night and got into a fight with a pig that was in his home.

The pig knocked Pablo to the ground before biting off three fingers of Pablo’s right hand. The pig wasn’t quite finished with the ass kicking, so it bit off Pablo’s penis.

Pablo’s neighbors would find him lying in a pool of his own blood and rush him to the hospital in the nearby town of Tuxtepec to treat his wounds.

Unfortunately, Pablo would die a couple of days later. According to the medical report, doctors were unable to control the bacterial infection caused by the pig bites.

An autopsy has been ordered to find out more about the exact cause of his death. I’m no doctor, but I’m going to guess it was having his dick bit off by a pig.

In all seriousness, pig bites can be brutal. …

MARGATE, FL – A man charged with murdering his girlfriend is claiming that the death was accidental, and that she choked to death on his dick.

In 2015, police found the body of 60-year-old Francisca Marquinez inside her apartment after her boyfriend, 65-year-old Richard Patterson called his attorney and directed him to summon police to her apartment.

Marquinez was found lying face down on a bed and by the amount of decomposition that had already occurred, she’d been there for days. Officers would also recover a bag filled with paper towels and tissues stained with blood and semen.

Because her body had been in the apartment for up to 24 hours, the medical examiner was unable to find any signs of trauma or determine an exact cause of death.

However, Patterson was arrested and charged with her murder a week later after texting his daughter and a friend, claiming he “did something bad,” had choked his girlfriend of four months because his medications made him “crazy.”

Now, with his May 15 murder trial quickly approaching, Patterson and his attorney have offered up a defense — Marquinez died after choking on Patterson’s schlong.…

kurt-jenkinsBOYNTON BEACH, FL – Police have arrested a man caught driving around naked with electrical wires attached to his genitals.

Police say 56-year-old Kurt Jenkins was driving slowly through a neighborhood with children, and was naked and with electrical wires protruding from his penis.

According to police reports, a witness said Jenkins drove up to him and gestured for him to look at Jenkins’ junk.

“(The witness) observed Jenkins was completely naked and saw an electronic device with wires, which was attached to Jenkins’ penis,” the police report said.

Jenkins opened the passenger door and asked him to get inside. The witness declined, but took a picture of Jenkins and called police.

Police said Jenkins would slow down his vehicle “almost to a complete stop” as children from a nearby school were dropped off in the neighborhood.

Arriving officers quickly located Jenkins, who refused police commands to get on the ground. The officers helped him out a bit and gave him a free makeover in the process.

Jenkins is now facing charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs, and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence.…

burnt offeringsAUSTRALIA – After meeting on Facebook, 22-year-old Bronwyn Parker and her man had their ups and downs, especially when it came to her boyfriend’s relationship with his ex.

So much so, that they made a pact that if she ever caught him cheating on her, she would be allowed to punish him by burning his penis with a hair straightener.

Sure enough, after he got busted sleeping with his ex-girlfriend, Parker reminded him of their agreement. The man agreed to let her give his dick “a light tap” with a hair straightener, so long as she didn’t burn his balls.

Parker placed the straighteners on either side of the shaft of his penis and squeezed them for a couple of seconds, later telling police that she thought it would amount to nothing more than a sunburn. She was really, really mistaken in that assumption.

“To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad,” she told police. “It just looked as if you had cooked a piece of meat.” What started as not looking too bad ended with the man having a pus covered penis that was “swollen, blistering and black in color.”

The man did not immediately seek treatment for his injury because he was too embarrassed, and may take up to two years before it heals.…

Martinne DelavegaONSLOW COUNTY, NC — Martinne Delavega was arrested after the 51-year-old allegedly biting her boyfriend’s genitals and causing permanent damage.

The incident happened on Wednesday during a domestic dispute between Delavega and her boyfriend.

At some point, Delavega managed to get the victim’s balls in her mouth and biting them so hard that the man required stitches.

Delavega was arrested and charged with malicious castration and assault causing serious bodily injury. As you can imagine, the man tried stopping her from biting his junk, and is the reason why Delavega has a bloody mug shot with bandages wrapped around her head.

While in court on Friday, Delavega told officials that the entire incident was just a big misunderstanding while, I imagine, picking her boyfriend’s pubes from between her teeth. She was released on a $10,000 bond.

Delavega joins the list of women featured on Dreamin’ Demon who have been accused of biting their man’s junk, including Krystle Harrison, Lucinda Kinder, Amber Ellis, Christina Salinas, and the worst of the lot; the genital chewing Priscilla Vaughn.…

Ikki KotsugaiTOKYO – Police have arrested 24-year-old Ikki Kotsugai after he allegedly used a pair of garden shears to cut off a man’s penis before flushing it down a toilet.

According to reports, Kotsugai was angry over his wife having an affair with the 42-year-old victim, so he busted into the man’s law office where his wife also worked. She was present when her husband, a former boxer, proceeded to punch the victim several times in the face.

Once the man was on the ground and nearly unconscious, Kotsugai pulled down the man’s pants and used the gardening tool to sever his penis. Then, to add insult to injury, he reportedly flushed the poor man’s junk down a toilet.

Kotsugai was arrested shortly after the alleged attack and charged with inflicting bodily harm. The victim’s injuries are reported as being non-life threatening.

I will now file this story alongside the multiple stories of men losing their dicks in a variety of horrible ways, including one woman who cut off her husband’s dick and, like Kotsugai, flushed the thing down the toilet.…

Zachary SheltonLEXINGTON, KY – Zachary Shelton is facing some pretty serious charges after the 29-year-old was accused of duct-taping his wife before drawing male genitalia on her face – and even getting their young son to draw on her back.

According to Georgetown police, Shelton’s ex-wife was visiting their son on Sunday when Shelton bound her hands and feet with duct-tape. During the 20 minutes she was restrained, the woman said Shelton drew dicks on her face and forearm, and had their son draw a tattoo on her back.

She also said he slapped her belly, ripped her underwear, and suffered rug burns from Shelton dragging her across the floor.

The police report states that Shelton admitted that he helped his son duct-tape his ex-wife, but “it was all in good fun and there was no ill intent to his actions.” The report also states that investigating officers found a photo of the woman duct-taped.

Zachary Shelton was arrested and charged with kidnapping-adult, fourth-degree assault-domestic violence, third-degree unlawful transaction with a minor and harassment with physical contact.…

Christopher "Some Damn Good Icing" TaftHOLLY HILL, FL – Christopher Taft has been arrested after police say the 21-year-old shot his sister in the ass with a BB gun because she made him a penis cake for his birthday.

According to police, Taft shot his sister after she gave him a birthday cake that was shaped like a dick. Taft told police he didn’t mean to hurt his sister when he shot her, he just thought it would be a funny response.

The BB ended up embedded in his sister’s ass cheek, but she refused to be transported to the hospital. She said she would go herself and did not want to pursue charges against her brother.

Police noted the woman’s request, then arrested Taft and charged him with aggravated battery and battery causing bodily harm. He was released from Volusia County jail the following day.

Last time I ever heard of a shooting involving a penis cake, it was regarding Jaded getting pissed she didn’t get one on her birthday. In fact, let’s make it up to Jaded.…

Amber EllisTulsa, OK — A 31-year-old crazy lady is facing numerous charges for allegedly attempting to gnaw her boyfriend’s dick off after an alcohol fueled argument.

Police responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning, where they spoke to a man who claimed his girlfriend, Amber Ellis, attacked him while he slept.

After an evening of imbibing, the two began arguing about how “needy” she had become in recent weeks. (PSA, fellas — the word “needy” is a trigger in the craziest of psycho bitches. So is “suffocating” and “smothering.” And may your lord help you if you start in on the whole “I need a little breather” spiel).

The verbal argument continued when the couple reached their apartment, and seemingly ended when Ellis stormed into the bedroom and slammed the door. The victim, believing he was safe, fell asleep on the couch. With both eyes closed. Silly man.

He told police he woke to find Ellis chewing on his dick. When he tried to fight her off, he said, she hit him in the head with a laptop.…

Split DogNAPA, CA – An elderly man is claiming he was left with a mutilated penis after doctors ignored multiple requests by nurses and family to remove an eroding catheter.

On July 21st 2013, a nurse at Napa Valley Care Center was caring for Rupert Collins and noticed his Foley catheter had irritated his penis causing it to swell, turn red and tear at his urethra. The nurse sent a fax to Collins’ insurer, Kaiser, explaining the situation and asking to try a no catheter trial period “to give the area a rest.”

According to the lawsuit Collins has filed against Kaiser, the request was denied and Collins was never examined or followed up on by a doctor from Kaiser. Two days later on July 23rd, a conference was requested by Napa Valley Care Center to discuss the care of Mr. Collins, but a representative from Kaiser did not show.

“As a direct result of Kaiser’s failure to participate, there was no meaningful communication or ongoing assessment and the dire need to remove the catheter from Rupert’s eroding penis continued to be ignored,” the complaint states.…


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