Washington DC — Convicted sex offender Matthew Stager is back in police custody after failing to show up at a transitional center after his release from prison.

Why, yes… I am posting this story based on the mugshot alone.

In addition to having a rap sheet that includes drug charges, assault, theft and defacing public property, 45-year-old Matthew Stager is also a convicted sex offender. He pleaded guilty to one count of indecent liberties with a minor girl back in 1999.

Ordered to register as a sex offender for life, Stager has been jailed countless times (8) for failing to register. As a matter of fact, he just finished a 5-year sentence for failing to register.

Stager was released from the Federal Correctional Complex in Petersburg, VA., on February 2nd and was escorted to the Richmond International Airport. He was ordered to fly to Austin, TX., where he was to check into a halfway house. Surprisingly, he never caught that plane.

His mugshot hit the internet, and the US Marshals asked for help in tracking the handsome fella down.…

kroebelLINCOLN, NB – 32-year-old Kristopher Koebel–who is said to be a “transient”–kept police hopping and jumping late Friday-early Saturday, resulting in him winding up arrested for burglary, attempted theft of a police cruiser, and fleeing authorities.

It started at 11:19 p.m. Friday, when police responded to a burglar alarm at Muscle Car Memories. When officers arrived, they saw that the front door was destroyed and the overheard garage door had been left open. Further, a 1974 Pontiac Firebird valued at $100,000 had been stolen.

Just a few minutes later, a witness saw someone breaking into a Verizon Wireless store from which about $380 worth of cell phone accessories were stolen.

Around 12:30 a.m., a man was observed inside a police cruiser parked outside a Lincoln Police Department substation. When approached by an off-duty sergeant, the man asked for a key to the cruiser. Not surprisingly, the sergeant refused, at which point the man fled in a white 1974 Pontiac Firebird.

A short car chase ended back at Muscle Car Memories, where it’s said Koebel tried to steal the business owner’s truck.…

Memphis, TN — Please allow me to introduce 40-year-old Mary Magdelane Collier. She’s a pretty one, no? Collier was arrested last week after a teen boy’s mother reportedly found her hanging out in the kid’s closet. Nekkid.

The teen’s mother called police on Monday after arriving home unexpectedly to find her partially naked son and a completely naked Collier hiding out in the closet. Ugh. That’s nearly as vomit inducing as yesterday’s man/beast story.

Collier and the teen both admitted that they have been in a sexual relationship for about a month now.

Collier was booked into the Shelby County Jail on charges of aggravated statutory rape. Bond has been set at $50,000.…

Cincinnati, OH — According to authorities, 27-year-old Jerome Smith, a convicted felon released from his cage just 2½ months ago, is behind bars once again – this time for repeatedly beating a pregnant woman in the head with a handgun. Not much to the story, but the mugshot is awesome. Want more info? Read on at cincinnati.com. In the meantime, I’m gonna sit here and see if I can find Waldo.

Mugshot: Man Charged In Alleged Sword Attack

January 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm by  

Evansville, IN — Ricky Lee Kalichun, 45, is being held on $50,000 bond, charged with intimidation with a weapon and public intoxication, after police say he Sharpie’d his face and attacked another man with a sword. I personally feel the mugshot totally outshines the actual story, but do feel free to read all about it at courierpress.com.

Breaking News: Sasquatch Captured In Iowa!

October 1, 2010 at 2:12 pm by  

West Union, IA – Anyone who knows me is aware that I have a fascination with unusual/bizarre mugshots, and now that you have gotten an eyeful of Tammie Sue Benson-Whitehead’s mug, you must understand why I felt compelled to post this little blurb on our front page. Seriously…it’s female and that mug easily ranks in the Top 5 of my OMFG! Kill It With Fire! collection. Let me begin by giving you a little background – 48-year-old Tammie Sue is a sex offender from Junction City, Oregon. In 2003, she was convicted on two counts of 2nd degree sexual abuse…her victim was a boy somewhere between 14 and 17 years of age. Tammie Sue is classified as Tier III, the most serious of classifications requires lifetime registration and “in person” verification every three months. I can’t seem to dig up anything on the original charges, but Tammie Sue is back behind bars for failing to register after relocating to Iowa. Acting on a tip from a concerned citizen, deputies arrested the woman on September 29th.…

Stuart, FL – I am a sucker for an amusing/bizarre mugshot. Out of the hundreds of shots I have collected over the years, Elizabeth Progris’ mug has gotta rate somewhere in my Top 25. The troll doll ‘do’, the facial expression…classic! And the fact that she was busted after a baggy of pills plopped out of her cooter in the jail-house shower is just an added bonus. Though I can’t seem to find any info on the original charges, Progris was being booked into Martin County Jail earlier this month and was asked if she was in possession of anything that would be considered contraband. Progris replied that no, she was not. The booking officer told her that if she was in possession of any illegal items/substance, she would face additional charges and asked if she understood. Once again, Progris denied having anything illegal. She was then escorted to the showers. While drying off, a clear cellophane bag containing several white pills fell from the general area of her snatch.…

Port St. Lucie, FL – Responding to an alarm at the Kiddie Academy daycare facility early Sunday morning, officers spotted a man walking out the back door of the residence armed with a broom and other miscellaneous items. When dude noticed the cops were blocking his exit, he scurried back into the building and attempted to lock the officers out. No such luck. As an officer approached, the man, later identified as 38-year-old Harold Caswell III, took a swing with the broom and hit one of the officers square in the chest. At that point, it was ON! In the midst of the melee, Mr. Caswell bonked his head and shat his pants. Officers were able to get the shitter under control with the help of a Taser gun. When asked what the hell he was doing, Caswell told officers he was in the building because he wanted to speak with someone about enrolling his daughter in the center. A search of his backpack, though, revealed his true intentions that morning – he was there for the puppets.…

Convicted Sex Offender Re-Offends *Gasp*

June 14, 2010 at 7:29 am by  

Saint Clair Shores, MI – George Dombrosis, 65, was a neighbor, mentor, tutor and trusted family friend. Authorities say Dumbrosis befriended a 13-year-old boy who was living with an ailing father. Dimbrosis reportedly took the child under his wing, acted as an uncle, tutored him when he began struggling in school and spent a good amount of time grooming him. He gained the boy’s trust by taking him out to dinner and buying him gifts. After the child’s father passed away, Duncebrosis started in with the sexual stuff. Over the course of a year, Dickbrosis allegedly molested the boy, repeatedly telling him that such behavior was normal because he had done it to other children, even his own relatives. The teen recently alerted his mother to the abuse and she immediately called in the law. The woman told police that she tried running a background check on Dipbrosis, but it failed to disclose his past. Seems the skeevy bastid had spent time in prison on child molestation charges back in ’78 and the sex offender registry didn’t come about until ’82.…

St. Francisville, LA – Police say Jackson “Jack” Attuso, 8, was out enjoying an afternoon bike ride with his family Thursday afternoon, when he was brutally attacked and killed by 16-year-old Trevor Reese. According to authorities, Jack had become separated from his mother and twin brother on the trail. For reasons unknown, Trevor made contact with the child and stabbed him repeatedly in the back and chest before slitting his throat. Witnesses claim Trevor emerged from the woods, covered in blood, and said that he had “killed another boy.” Those same witnesses detained Trevor until the police arrived. In the meantime, Jack’s mother had doubled back on the trail and discovered her son’s lifeless body. Though she attempted CPR, it was too late – Jack was pronounced dead a short time later. Authorities say Jack put up a helluva struggle against his attacker. The little guy had numerous defensive wounds on his arms and a clump of the murderer’s hair in his hand. Sheriff’s deputies have recovered the knife believed to have been used in the attack and have obtained a search warrant to gather the necessary DNA evidence from Trevor.…

Zachary Bowers Is Obedient

June 14, 2010 at 4:57 am by  

Independence, AR – The handsome young devil you see to the left is Zachary Bowers. Zachary just celebrated his 23rd birthday last Thursday, but instead of ice cream and cake, he was presented with a murder charge. Happy Birthday, Zachary! He apparently has one of those ‘instant asshole’ type personalities – all you gotta do is add alcohol. According to authorities, Zachary had been knockin’ back the vodka on June 7, and got in a heated verbal argument with his father, 54-year-old David Bowers. Though it was well known that Zachary was often violent and combative when under the influence of alcohol, the elder Bowers reportedly threw his .40-caliber Smith & Wesson at his son and dared him to shoot. Hmmm…probably not one of your better ideas, dad. Ever the obedient son, Zachary fired. David Bowers died from a single gunshot wound to the chest. Zachary fled the scene after the shooting, but officers caught up with him a couple days later. Charged with second-degree murder and armed criminal action, he sits behind bars on $500,000 bond.…

Long Island, NY – On May 22, Thomas Gorman and Roark Xanthos, both 18, found a 12-pound snapping turtle on the side of the road. The pair transported the turtle to a friend’s house and asked if he wanted it, but the friend declined. According to police, Gorman and Xanthos then waited around until said friend left the house. Once the coast was clear, the dynamic duo moseyed on out to the back yard and began constructing a fire pit with rocks. Once that little task was finished, they tossed the turtle into the pit, doused it with gasoline and lit a match. Once the turtle was nice and crispy, the sadistic twats decided to put it out of it’s misery by stabbing it through it’s shell with a metal pole. The morons then left the scene, leaving the turtle behind. The friend’s family called police after they discovered the turtle carcass in their yard. A necropsy performed on the critter also found that it was covered in melted plastic, leading Sgt.…

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