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ST PETER, MN –  A couple in Minnesota have been arrested after they allegedly abandoned a 5-year-old boy in the woods as punishment for wetting himself.

Regular readers of the Demon know that there are all sorts of ways to deal with incontinent children, many of which are not recommended by Dr. Spock, or local authorities.

Torture, dehydration and even death have been the result of innocent enuresis at the hands of some of our Featured Parents.

Some people, though, prefer the road less traveled. These are the pioneers that settled the Wild Wild West, the astronauts that took us to the moon, and the contrarian crapbags that find new and creative ways to degrade and abuse their fellow human beings.

Meet Gregory Wilson, 32, and Lynda Michel, 42. When their five-year-old son accidentally pissed himself, they thumbed their noses at criminal convention and got all Hansel-and-Gretel on the kid.

On August 28th, a passing motorist spotted a young boy crying and walking in the pouring rain along the side of Highway 169 south of St.…

APPLE VALLEY, MN – A Minnesota teen has been accused of tossing an 8-year-old boy from the top of a water slide because he was angry about the long line.

The incident happened Tuesday afternoon at the Apple Valley Aquatic Center as people were waiting their turn to go down a water slide.

One of those in line, 18-year-old Roman Adams, was not happy with how long it was taking to go down the slide.

Reportedly mentally challenged and at the park with an aid, Adams took out his frustration on an 8-year-old boy in front of him.

According to police, Adams picked the boy up and heaved his ass over a railing and to the concrete 30-feet below.

The boy ended up at the hospital in serious condition with numerous fractures to both his feet, a broken femur in one leg and shattered bones in a shoulder.

Adams reportedly knew what he did was wrong and admitted he tossed the boy, who he did not know, because he was angry about the long line.…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A man has been arrested after he allegedly urinated in his co-worker’s water bottle 15 times because she rebuked his romantic advances.

Police were called to a Perkins restaurant in Vadnais Heights after a 42-year-old employee called to report she was being harassed by her co-worker, 47-year-old Conrrado Cruz Perez.

She told police that a few months earlier Perez had expressed romantic feelings toward her. She responded by telling Perez she wasn’t interested in him romantically and just wanted to remain friends.

After that, the woman said the water in the water bottle she brings to work tasted like urine. It took 15 different times over three months for the woman to finally suspect she may be drinking Perez’ piss.

Which, honestly, is a lot of piss to drink before coming to that realization.

Anyway, when police questioned Perez about the woman’s urine tainted water, he denied ever urinating in his co-worker’s water bottle. That is until police told him they were going to conduct a DNA test.…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A woman in Minneapolis has been accused of killing a Thanksgiving guest because he would not share any of the crack he was smoking.

According to police, 47-year-old Anenia Marie Hare invited 69-year-old Edward Caliph over to her apartment for Thanksgiving.

As they sat down at the table to eat, Caliph did what most of us do at Thanksgiving and broke out the crack pipe.

Hare admitted to police that she got angry because Caliph did not ask for permission to smoke crack in her house and, more importantly, did not offer to share.

Some kind of an argument ensued that resulted in Hare refusing to let Caliph leave her apartment by standing in front of her door holding a butchers knife and an antenna.

As Caliph yelled for neighbors to call 911, he broke out one of Hare’s windows with a vacuum cleaner. When the two began wrestling over the knife in Hare’s hand, they both fell to the ground with Hare on top of Caliph.…

ORONO, MN – Police in Minnesota say a woman hanged herself and her 5-year-old son in the basement of her home.

Police were first called to the home of 47-year-old Gina Sommers after the father of her 5-year-old son was unable to get in touch with her.

The boy’s father, Jeffry Sandberg, was in the middle of a custody battle with Sommers and was scheduled to pick up his son at 4 p.m., but Sommers was not answering her phone or coming to the door.

When police arrived, they left shortly after stating there wasn’t much they could legally do at that time but to call them back if the situation remained the same.

Sandberg called back a few hours later stating the situation had not changed and that a family member was on their way to the home with a set of keys.

Police used the keys to gain entry into the home and found Sommers and her son hanged in the home’s basement.

“It wouldn’t have mattered if we would have [entered] at that 4 o’clock time or that 8 o’clock time,” Police Chief Correy Farniok said.…

HALSTAD, MN – A pregnant 19-year-old fatally shot her boyfriend during a stunt in which he tried stopping a .50 caliber bullet with a book.

According to reports, Monalisa Perez and 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz III had a YouTube Channel together that contained videos of their life with their 3-year-old daughter.

The channel also included videos of the couple “pranking” each other — including Perez feeding Ruiz a donut covered in baby powder and Perez pouring hot wax on Ruiz’s back.

But on Monday, Perez tweeted that she and Ruiz were going to shoot one the “most dangerous videos ever” and that the idea was his, not hers. It may not have been the most dangerous videos ever shot, but I guarantee you it was definitely one of the most stupid.

See, the plan was for Perez to shoot a Desert Eagle .50 caliber handgun at Ruiz’s chest as he held a book in front of him for protection. He assured her it was safe and showed her another book he had shot where the bullet did not go all the way through.…

MOORHEAD, MN – Police have accused a man of abusing his 2-month-old daughter, including choking her and rubbing hot sauce in her eyes.

Police began investigating after the child’s mother brought the girl to the hospital with dark bruises over both eyes and her shoulder, as well as red marks on her back.

The woman told police that the girl had been in the care of her father, 31-year-old Shawn Foltz, and that he claimed the injuries came from her 3-year-old brother hitting her with a toy gun.

But when interviewed by police, Foltz eventually admitted that he was the one responsible for his daughter’s injuries after becoming frustrated with her crying.

The abuse reportedly occurred from April until the end of May, and included Foltz rubbing hot sauce and cayenne pepper in her eyes, blocking her airway until she turned blue, snapping her in the face with a towel, spraying her with hot water and throwing fireworks in her face.

Foltz also told police that he would sit at work and daydream about other ways to abuse his daughter.…

Crookston, MN — Brian Louis George L Chapman has a lot of names and a bestiality charge on his record after allegedly raping a dog while delivering mail.

A homeowner on Chapman’s route grew suspicious about the amount of time Chapman spent on his property, delivering a package last month.

The resident apparently has a security system in place that sends a notification to his smartphone whenever someone comes on his property. Giggity.

The man was contemplating calling the post office to request that Chapman no longer deliver packages to his home, when he decided to see what dude was up to for so long in the garage.

Imagine his surprise when he saw the surveillance footage.

According to the arrest report, Chapman was recorded entering the garage at about 1:30 on the afternoon of February 6. He then placed a package on the ground and proceeded to “engage in a sexual act” with the homeowner’s dog, which was just kinda hanging around in the garage.

Chapman, 21, has been charged with burglary, a felony, and bestiality, a misdemeanor.…

Alayna ErtlLITCHFIELD, MN — Police have taken 26-year-old Zachary Anderson into custody after he allegedly abducted his co-worker’s 5-year-old daughter then raped and murdered her.

Alayna Ertl was reported missing Saturday morning when her mother woke up to find her gone. Also missing was Anderson, who had stayed the night at the family’s home, and a truck belonging to Ertl’s father.

“[Anderson] is a family friend, co-worker of the victim’s father, and was staying the night up in Watkins last night,” Meeker County Sheriff Brian Cruze said. “He had previously been to that residence and spent a night here and there, so he’s not a stranger and not new to the residence.”

Four hours after authorities issued a statewide Amber Alert, Anderson’s father called authorities to tell them his son had called earlier that day and asked to use the family’s cabin 80 miles away.

When police went to investigate, they found the truck parked outside the cabin. Inside they would find a shotgun and a bloody suicide note, but no sign of Anderson or Alayna.…

Cory MorrisMINNEAPOLIS, MN – Police have charged 21-year-old Cory Morris with murder after he killed his baby by punching her in the face with a closed fist over a dozen times.

On Saturday, Morris was babysitting 4-month-old Emersyn Morris while his girlfriend, Jenny Anderson, was at work.

Anderson tried to contact Morris multiple times throughout the day but no one would hear from Morris until almost 5 pm when he called Anderson and his mother.

Morris told them both that he was going to jail because he had done something to the baby. They both told him to call 911.

When paramedics arrived at the home, Emersyn was unconscious and Morris was covered in blood and had a swollen hand. Emersyn was rushed to the hospital where she died from blunt force trauma.

Morris told police that he had been watching television when his daughter started making noises. He said he took the girl out of her swing, carried her into her bedroom and placed her on a changing table.

When Emersyn continued making noises, he attempted to quiet her by punching her approximately 15 times in the face and 7 times in the chest with a closed fist.  …

Lisa KearneyMINNEAPOLIS, MN – Police arrested 38-year-old Lisa Kearney after they she she cracked open her father’s head with a splitting maul.

A neighbor called police on Monday to report they could see 66-year-old Jeffrey Schilling lying on a couch in his home with a blanket over his head, and that he was not responding.

When police investigated, they first noticed blood pooling by the dead man’s head and blood splatter on the wall and ceiling. Propped up against a wall nearby was a splitting maul. They also noted Schilling’s tablet, wallet, keys and vehicle were missing.

Police began searching for Kearney, who also lived in the home with her father, initially describing her as “missing.” Investigators say Kearney had a strained relationship with her old man and that she was last seen in her father’s car on Jan 1.

On Tuesday, Kearney was found in Louisville, Kentucky and was in possession of her father’s wallet, keys and tablet. She has since been arrested and charged with second-degree murder.

Investigators believe Kearney used the splitting maul to crack open her father’s skull before taking his vehicle and possessions.…

Michael GallagherMINNEAPOLIS, MN – Michael Gallagher has been charged with murder after the 62-year-old allegedly beat his elderly mother to death with a sculpture of himself.

According to reports, Gallagher went to his 89-year-old mother’s apartment on Thursday to help her do some cleaning. The next day, he called 911 to report that he’d killed her.

Gallagher reportedly told police that he was upset over bedbugs in his mother’s apartment that he was unable to get rid of, and the fact that his mother may get kicked out and he would have to move some things for her.

So he grabbed a sculpture of himself that was in his mother’s home, and used it to beat the poor woman to death. He also admitted that he tried to smother her with a pillow, suffocate her with a garbage bag and strangle her with his hands.

Gallagher was subsequently arrested and is currently charged with second-degree murder.…


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