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NEWBURYPORT, MA – Police have arrested a teen mother after they say she poisoned another teen mother’s infant while they both stayed at a home for teenage mothers.

The teens, both under the age of 17, had been staying at the home for little over a year when one of their infants became ill. The baby, less than a year old, was rushed to the hospital where it was learned that he had ingested a poisonous substance.

The boy was treated and released, but an investigation would later reveal that the infant had ingested baby formula tainted with a household cleaning product, and that another teen mother staying at the home had placed the substance in the formula earlier in the week.

Before it was learned how the boy was poisoned, and who was responsible, the accused teen had run away from the home. She was later found and arrested on a warrant issued for her running away, then charged with attempted poisoning the next day.

She is currently in jail without bond and will appear in juvenile court next week.…

West Springfield, MA — No idea how i missed this one, but thanks to one of our Facebook fans, I have learned a man in  Massachusetts was arrested after he beat his girlfriend with his pet python.

Police say 34-year-old Keith Paro got into an argument with his girlfriend as she sat inside a hot tub. Enraged over whatever it was they were fighting about, Paro allegedly retrieved his 4-foot ball python from its cage, then used it to whip his girlfriend.

After beating her with his snake, he tossed the animal into the hot tub, killing it. He also threw a set of temporary stairs at the woman, trashed the house, stole some items, and fled the scene before police arrived. His girlfriend was not seriously injured, suffering bruising to her knees, back, arms and stomach.

Paro would end up turning himself in to police and has been charged with domestic assault and battery, larceny over $250, wanton and malicious damage over $250, and cruelty to animals.

This isn’t the first time we have reported on a man beating his girlfriend with an animal.…

Boston, MA – It’s a bad time to be a Massachusetts resident unless you’re a fan of drugs and the violence that comes with them.  I wrote last week about a Annie Dookhan, a 34-year-old crime lab chemist who has been charged with falsifying thousands of results.  The fallout from that discovery has yet to be fully realized, but it’s not looking good.

The charges levied against Dookhan were good news for many accused criminals who had been jailed unjustly and deserve to be free.  However, the flip side of that coin is that many offenders who actually earned their stints in the pokey are being released because their cases have been linked with Dookhan’s testing results, all of which are being called into question.

Marcus Pixley, who was being held on $5,000 bond prior to the discovery of Dookhan’s alleged improprieties, had that amount reduced to $1,000, which he was able to post.  As of Thursday, he is considered a fugitive from justice, having missed a court appearance on the charges that he attempted to sell cocaine to two undercover police officers. …

Boston, MA – Annie Dookhan, a 34-year-old chemist who has worked as a crime lab chemist for nine years, and whose work has been associated with the cases of over 34,000 defendants, is accused of falsifying results and cutting some major corners.

This is not a typical Puma write-up.  There are no beheadings, no naked lunatics, no masturbatory shenanigans.  It is, however, a pretty significant story, if only because of its impact on so many criminal cases.

Dookhan was known as a “superwoman” at William A. Hinton State Laboratory Institute, completing more tests than her colleagues by a ton, having a seemingly unstoppable drive to please prosecutors, police, and her bosses, and often working long hours without putting in for overtime.

Suspicions about Dookhan started swirling a full four years ago, with people wondering how she could possibly plow through 500 samples in a month while her colleagues were only able to test 50 to 150, and her supervisor complaining that he hardly ever saw her in front of a microscope. …

Salem, MA – Angelique Griffin, a 25-year-old DB’s Golden Banana strip club worker and mother of 3-year-old twins, has been charged with motor vehicle homicide and operating under the influence of alcohol in a fatal collision that occurred on June 16th at about 4 AM.

Police reports indicate that Griffin got behind the wheel of her PT Cruiser against her better judgement when it was time to leave a gathering with her friends.  She claims to have had two beers and two “very strong” Red Bull vodka drinks, but that she felt she was in better shape to drive than any of the other candidates.  Griffin offered Dillon Renard, who would have turned 20 at the end of this month, a ride home even though she did not seem to know him very well.  He got into the front passenger seat.

While driving down Boston Road in Salem, Griffin claims that Renard was trying to get to know her a little better, making unwelcome sexual advances while she was driving.  “He would not stop touching me,” she said. …

Woman Posing As A Boy Tricks Girl Into Sex

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Charleston, WV – 24-year-old Carissa Hads, of Quincy, Massachusetts, was arrested on May 24th, charged with coercion or enticement of a minor, after allegedly tricking a 15-year-old West Virginia girl into believing she was a 17-year-old boy named James Puryear Wilson.

This is going to be a pronoun-induced nightmare for me, so I’m begging you to bear with me and not purposefully misinterpret what I’m trying to convey.  If you do, I will cyber-stalk you, posing as a 6’2″, 200 lb. she-male named Gertrude.

Hads is believed to have had multiple sexual encounters with the girl, one of which involved a prosthetic, flesh-colored penis.  W00t.

This Boys Don’t Cry-esque drama began to unfold back in 2010 when “Wilson” reportedly met 15-year-old “A.L.” on Facebook, where Hads was apparently claiming to be a “youth pastor” and the father of twins.  “He” posted a picture of the children which, as it turns out, was actually lifted from an advertisement.  “Wilson’s” Facebook page, interestingly enough, stated that “he” was “looking for some people to talk to.…

HAVERHILL, Mass. – In a landmark case out of Massachusetts, 18-year-old Aaron Deveau was convicted of causing a fatal accident while texting.

He was sentenced to one year in jail and becoming the first person in that state to be convicted of a new criminal charge, texting while driving negligently and causing injury, that just took effect in September 2010.

Last February, a then 17-year-old Deveau was driving a car that crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a pickup truck driven by 55-year-old Donald Bowley, who would die from his injuries a few weeks later.

During his trial it was revealed that Deveau had sent 193 texts from his mobile phone on the day of the accident. Deveau testified that he never sent any of the texts while driving, that he drifted into the wrong lane while thinking about homework. Police say this is not true, and they had phone records showing some of the texts sent from Deveau’s phone were done so moments before the fatal collision.…

Shirley, Mass. — Someone emailed us this story about a pit bull named Lily that was hit by a train after dragging an unconscious woman off some railroad tracks. They asked that we post about it to show not all pit bulls are murderous baby rapers.

So here goes.

A pit bull’s attempts to push a woman in front of a moving train were unsuccessful and the dog ended up getting hit by the train instead.

According to one website owner, the dog probably crept up behind the woman as she walked along the tracks in an attempt to push her into the path of an oncoming train.

“Blood lust must have clouded the pit bull’s calculations, causing the pushed woman to fall away from the tracks and was knocked unconscious,” said the man who tracks pit bull incidents in hopes of thwarting their attempts to take over the world in the name of Satan. “The dog was probably so enraged at its failure to remove another human from the planet, that it was unable to get out of the train’s path in time and was struck.”

Because of powers only bestowed upon the Devil’s minions, the pit bull only suffered a  fractured pelvis and a leg that will have to be amputated.…

Providence, RI — Police have confirmed that the body found in a backyard storage shed of a home in Rhode Island does belong to the autistic teen who went missing in Massachusetts last month.

Joseph Webster, 19, was last seen at a Motel 6 on March 13.  His family became increasingly worried when the teen never returned home because he had never stayed out overnight before.

He also suffered from mild autism and severe diabetes that required him to take insulin every eight hours. Even more distressing was the fact that Webster did not have enough insulin with him to survive the length of time he had been missing.

Police would eventually arrest 19-year-old James Howze and 22-year-old Lara Corey in connection to the teen’s disappearance, accusing the pair of assaulting Webster and stealing his car.

Corey had been staying in Room 214 at the Motel 6 where Webster was last seen and at the time he vanished. Prosecutors said blood and a shovel were found at the hotel and Howze had tried selling Webster’s car in Rhode Island.…

TURNERS FALLS, MA — Police have arrested six people in connection to the abduction and beating of a homeless teenager.

According to Montague Police Staff Sergeant Chip Dodge, a family got pissed after their 14-year-old daughter told them she had been hit by Branden Stebbins, a 19-year-old homeless teenager.

The girl’s mother, Dawn Shafer, decided not to contact police and inform them of her daughter’s allegations and reportedly asked a few friends to help her track down Stebbins and give him the what-for.

When they finally found the teen in a park, the group decided to dole out a bit of street justice. After duct taping the teen, they placed him in their vehicle and brought him back to their home where a neighbor watched seven people beat Stebbins with baseball bats.

Before police arrived, the group placed Stebbins back in the vehicle and had already left the scene. This is also about the time that Johny Lopez, one of Stebbins’ attackers and the alleged ringleader, threatened to rape and murder Stebbins.…

Boston, MA – Dr. Colette Vieau and her family, a husband and two young daughters, had boarded a JetBlue flight back to Boston from the luxurious island of Turks and Caicos when they were told to get off.  The reason?  Their two-year-old, Natalie, was throwing a fit and refused to be seated.

In a courageous show of force, the girl’s parents finally managed to wrangle the beast and restrain her with a seat belt, holding her in place.  Dr. Vieau, who states her family were never belligerent, angry or screaming, then said to a flight attendant, “We have them seated.  Can we go now?”

It was at that point that the flight attendant informed them the pilot had already decided, for the safety of all customers and crewmembers on board, that the family be removed from the plane.

JetBlue released a statement explaining the pilot came to this decision because the family “did not comply with crewmember instructions for a prolonged time period.”

There were no more flights that night, and the family reports that they spent $2,000 for a hotel and new flights. …

DOUGLAS, MA — Police say a woman jumped to her death from a second-floor window while trying to get away from her raging husband and now he’s been charged with manslaughter.

Last Thursday night, 44-year-old Lisa Stilkey and her husband, 40-year-old Alan Stilkey, got into a heated argument. During part of this argument, Lisa was on the phone her son who said he heard Alan yelling, “When you get off the phone, I’m going to kill you.”

A short time after this phone call, Lisa threw a pillow out a second-story window and then followed behind it. It was not a smooth landing. She suffered severe injuries from the fall and was pronounced dead at the hospital the next day.

Alan, an arm wrestling champion, has been charged with manslaughter, assault and battery and threat to commit a crime. He has pleaded not guilty.

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