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Mesa, AZ – Laurie Lee Kelly, 43, is facing charges of child abuse after buying beer for two transients in exchange for their babysitting services while she went on a mission for anonymous sex.

Kelly, the ravishing natural blonde to the left, who is employed as an instructional assistant at Whitman Elementary in the Mesa Public School District, purchased some beer on Tuesday for two transients and asked that they watch her six-year-old daughter while she “went to make money.”

She did not know her new employees previously, but it’s probably a good bet that alcohol will make just about anybody a better caretaker, so kudos to her for thinking on her feet.

Kelly was gone for approximately four hours, leaving her daughter in the extreme Arizona heat without food or water, while she reportedly had sex with a couple of men.

“She left her kid with total strangers,” witness Ronald Baker said. “I’m glad that we’re honest and protective.”

“She’s beautiful. She was fun. We ran around the park. She’s a wonderful child,” witness Maureen Wilson told CBS 5 on Thursday.…


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