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WINSTON-SALEM, NC – Two women were arrested after they recorded themselves letting three children smoke what appeared to be marijuana and posted the video on Facebook.

Idiots love Facebook.

They love to post the minutiae of their meaningless little lives. They love to post the drama that dominates their days, and the naughtiness that consumes their nights. But most of all, they like to post the incriminating evidence that ultimately will be their undoing.

Just ask these two nitwits from North Carolina.

Michaela Mary-Elizabeth Pearson, 21, and Candice Jasmine Little, 18, both of Winston-Salem, NC, got busted for being a bit too giving.

Winston-Salem is a town that made its fortune on the backs of tobacco smokers the world over, but these two were smoking something else when they got the bright idea to share their stash with the young children that they were babysitting.

So share they did, getting an 18-month-old, a 2-year-old and a 3-year-old nice and blunted, because nothing screams “responsible babysitter” like returning the kids you have been watching higher than they were when you got them.…

TAMPA, FL — A man got so angry during a political disagreement that he drove to the other man’s house and shot him in the ass.

It happened Monday night after 44-year-old Brian Sebring and 46-year-old Alex Stephens got into a political argument that seems to be the norm these days.

Sebring was not happy about Stephens’ messages, nor did he like the threats Stephens was allegedly sending him.

So instead of blocking him or calling police to report the alleged threats, Sebring made the totally rational decision to visit Stephens at his house two miles away. Armed with a Glock and an AR-15.

After pulling into Stephens’ driveway and honking his horn, Stephens came out of his house to confront Sebring.

Sebring responded by pulling out his Glock and firing at Stephens, hitting the man in the thigh and the ass. Sebring then turned himself in to police.

Stephens was taken to Tampa General Hospital with non-life threatening injuries while Sebring was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and carrying a concealed firearm.…

FAIRMONT, WV – A in West Virginia has been accused of sexually assaulting an infant and then sharing video of her activities online.

Look, I know for most of us, the imagery of a woman performing oral on a baby isn’t what you’d like bouncing around in your head this morning.

I apologize for putting it there, but I got a job to do, people. So let’s work through this as quickly as possible.

A criminal complaint accuses 28-year-old Jalisa Freeman of recording herself performing oral sex with a 2-month-old, then sharing video of the assault with at least one person on Facebook.

Freeman is charged with sexual abuse by a parent or guardian, first-degree sexual assault, two counts of distribution of material depicting minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct, and two counts of recording of sexually explicit conduct of a child by parent or guardian.

She’s currently being held in North Central Regional Jail with a bail set at $100,000. In other words, she’s fucked.

Freeman joins the ranks of many women we have reported on who got caught molesting children on camera.…

COLUMBIA, SC – A man in South Carolina has pleaded guilty to charges he was using Facebook to trade meth for sex from troubled teens.

Busted People love Facebook.

You can do so many things with it: keep up with those annoying neighbors who finally moved away, say ‘Happy Birthday!’ to people you don’t give two shits about without leaving the couch, or make your friends jealous of that expensive vacation that just broke the bank.

And if you have some extra meth laying around that you want to trade for underage sex, you can use Facebook to make a love connection. Just ask 38-year-old Jeremy Bowen of Columbia, SC.

He just pled guilty in U.S. District Court to a raft of charges centered around just such a brilliant scheme.

All you need is a cellphone, Facebook Messenger, a conveniently-located “alternative school” (read: School of Last Resort) and meth. Lots of meth.

Getting lots of meth was probably pretty easy for Bowen, as he had unlocked the “Blown Up in a Mobile Home Meth Lab” achievement in 2014 in a Stooge-esque incident that ended with him and the Missus dropping Burned Up Buddy at the hospital and running wildly as far as Alabama before being caught.…

HOUSTON, TX – Guys, I’m getting my ass kicked with work but couldn’t let the day pass without posting something.

Today I chose one of the dumbest things ever live-streamed on Facebook and it involved a woman accidentally shooting a man in the head.

The incident happened around 2:30 a.m. Sunday in the parking lot of a gas station while 26-year-old Devyn Holmes, 25-year-old Cassandra Damper and another man are live-streaming while sitting in a car playing with a handgun.

In the video, Damper can be seen grabbing the gun and pointing it to the camera. Holmes remarks that she is making him nervous while the man in the backseat claims the gun doesn’t have a clip in it.

That’s when Damper racks the slide of the gun, points it at Holmes and says “say something, bitch” before pulling the trigger. The gun fires and Holmes is hit in the head. The video ends as Holmes slumps over with blood pouring out of his wound while Damper and the other man flee the vehicle.…

BRANSON, MO – Two dipshits in Missouri got maximum prison sentences after they posted a video on Facebook of them dragging a kitten behind a Jeep before killing it with a rock.

Last June, 18-year-old Kyle Williams and 19-year-old Jordan Hall posted a video to a private Facebook group that showed them killing the kitten to get people to buy them a pizza.

The post included Williams posing next to the kitten that had an eyeball popping out of its head. The attached caption read: “Try to guess how I killed my cat, bet you can’t.”

In the video, posted by Williams, the cat was seen being tossed and turned as it was dragged behind a Jeep being driven by Hall.

The cat was dragged for around five minutes, with the Jeep stopping twice to check the cat. One person in the Jeep can be heard yelling: “Keep going. Don’t stop. He’s almost dead.”

When they finally stopped for good and found the kitten was not dead, Williams killed the animal with a rock.…

OWASSO, OK — A man who got busted trying to meet a 16-year-old boy for sex is blaming diet pills for his actions.

Police were contacted by a 16-year-old boy who informed them he was receiving lewd proposals on Facebook from 29-year-old Brandon Lopez.

The officers used the teen’s phone to continue messaging Lopez, posing as the teen, eventually setting up a meeting at a local elementary school for sex.

Lopez found he’d been cock-blocked when he arrived at the school at around 11 pm and found police officers there instead. Officers took Lopez into custody and found marijuana in his car as well as possible child pornography on his phone.

In an effort to explain his way out of his situation, Lopez told the officers that he’d been taking diet pills and they were responsible for his “inappropriate thoughts.”

Lopez was arrested and charged with soliciting lewd acts to a minor, marijuana possession and four complaints for possession of child pornography. His bond has been set at more than $100,000.…

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police say a teenage girl was stabbed more than 80 times before being set on fire by a man she met on Facebook.

The body of 15-year-old Sabriya McLean was found behind an apartment complex in the 200 block of South 49th Street late Tuesday morning after meeting 23-year-old Cole Swaringer-Herring the previous evening.

According to WPVI, McLean traveled to Philadelphia from her home in Delaware on Monday to meet the Herring, whom she had been corresponding with on Facebook. Her parents reported her missing that same day.

Investigators say that when McLean met up with Herring Monday night, things must have went South for the teen very quickly.

Sources say Swaringer-Herring’s parents were both out at the time of the murder, but when they returned home their stabby spawn confessed to them what he’d done.

Herring’s parents notified the police the following morning. No explanation was given as to the delay in contacting authorities, but you have to wonder how well they slept that night with a dead girl out back and Sir Sticks-A-Lot in the next room.…

CHICAGO, IL – A woman has been charged with murder after she allegedly used her SUV to repeatedly ram another woman into a tree before running over her multiple times.

Chynna Stapleton, 24, was charged with first-degree murder following the death of 18-year-old Tatyanna Lewis on Friday night. The two women knew each other and had apparently been having a Facebook argument over a man.

“The victim and her boyfriend was visiting and I guess the other girl, out of jealousy and envy, followed them over here and it escalated over Facebook from my understanding,” said a friend of the victim.

According to witnesses, Stapleton drove her SUV onto the sidewalk and rammed Lewis, who was on foot, into a tree. She then rammed her into the tree a couple more times before running over her body.

“She backed up and hit her again, and then she did it again, and then she just took off, she drove off,” said a witness. “It was very heartbreaking to see that, and then just to see her laying on the ground helpless.”

After hitting Lewis, Stapleton struck several vehicles as she drove away while a young child was in the backseat of her vehicle.…

MEMPHIS, TN – A popular musician is dead after he livestreamed himself pouring kerosene all over his body before setting himself on fire in front of his ex-girlfriend.

The incident happened Saturday morning outside Murphy’s Bar where 33-year-old Jared McLemore began a Facebook Live video that starts with him sitting in a parking lot.

McLemore lifts a red jerry can and completely douses himself with kerosene before a man, realizing what McLemore was about to do, tries to kick a lighter out of McLemore’s hand. He fails, and McLemore is able to ignite himself.

You then see McLemore jump up and run screaming off camera. According to witnesses, McLemore ran towards the bar where his ex-girlfriend, Alyssa Moore, was working as a sound engineer.

According to reports, McLemore had waited until the band playing in the bar had finished their set, knowing Moore would walk away from the soundboard she was operating.

McLemore approached Moore and mumbled a “goodbye” before grabbing her arm and wiping it on his chest to show he was covered in kerosene.…

BANGKOK – A man hanged himself and his 11-month-old daughter live on Facebook after getting into a fight with his wife.

According to police, 20-year-old Wuttisan Wongtalay threatened to kill his wife after he accused her of cheating on him. Jiranuch Trirat said she was scared so she ran from the house, leaving him alone with their daughter, Natalie.

After she left, Wongtalay ended up leaving the house with Natalie and climbed to the top of an abandoned hotel where he started a Facebook livestream.

He then broadcast himself tying a rope to his daughter’s neck and lowers the girl, dressed in a bright pink dress, from the side of the building.

“You can hear the girl crying and finally the crying stops. Then he pulls her up onto the roof top and unties the rope from her neck,” said Lt Col Sanit Nookhong.

Wongtalay does not livestream his own death, but when police arrived on the scene after getting phone calls about the video, they found both Wongtalay and Natalie hanged from the side of the building.…

SHREWSBURY TWP, PA – On the day after Christmas, a woman suffocated her infant son then shot herself in the head after making a Facebook post that her husband would never see their son again.

Police were making a welfare check at a home Monday afternoon after 40-year-old Sheri Shermeyer made a disturbing post on Facebook to her husband.

The entire post can be read below (it is scathing), but in the message she expresses her unhappiness with the way her husband, John, treated her and their son, as well as his drinking.

In the message she flat out tells him he would never see his son again and that he doesn’t deserve a son to carry on his name. She also tells him she hopes he drinks himself to death thinking about all he had lost.

“Hope I don’t see you in Hell,” she tells him near the end of the message. This message, as you can imagine, is what had someone call police to check on her and her son.…