AUSTIN, TX – Police have arrested a man after he was caught on camera having sex with a chain link fence.

The incident happened earlier this year when a woman looking out her window noticed 32-year-old Eliodoro Estala urinating on a fence that separates their property.

As the woman was filming Estala with her cellphone, Estala began removing his clothes and performed imaginary sex acts with the fence.

According to the neighbor, Estala “put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out moving it up and down” as if he were “eating out the fence.”

But Estala wasn’t done. He then stuck his erect penis through the fence and began fucking it.

After the neighbor called police to report her neighbor was having sex with a fence, officers arrived and interviewed Estala.

The officers noted Estala was highly intoxicated when questioned. He denied making sweet, sweet love to the fence but was arrested when he was clearly identified in his neighbor’s video.

Estala was initially charged with indecent exposure.…

Houston, TX —  Eliodoro Estala was charged with indecent exposure last week after his neighbor told police she saw him having sex with the fence that separated their property.

The woman reportedly told police she was looking out her window Wednesday, and just happened to see Estala pissing on the chain link fence. So she did what any normal person would do in such a situation…. she started filming. Weirdo.

When Estala noticed she was recording him with her phone, he worked that shit.

The woman told police Estala stuck his mouth on the fence and began tonguing it before he began “having sex with it.” Foreplay first. Good man!

The woman showed officers several videos and still pics of the alleged act. And I can only imagine how hard she was fretting to have witnessed such a vile and o-fence-ive act. I can just hear her screaming at her husband now…. “Abner! Abner! Come quick! The neighbor! He’s gyrating wildy against our fence. And he’s *gasp* unclothed!!” (Props to Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched).…


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