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TACOMA, WA – A couple in Washington have been accused of killing a man so they could live in his home.

Meth leads to some strange problem-solving strategies.

Like when Jeremy and Lorena Shaw needed a new place to live. Shaw just picked out a nice house and killed Homeowner Dude, then moved right in.

Problem solved.

Authorities allege that Shaw used a sham petition as an excuse to case Steven Morphis’ secluded seven-acre property, and to obtain a copy of his signature.

On September 19th, Shaw returned and subdued Morphis by pepper-spraying him, then bludgeoned him repeatedly and cut his throat. After hiding the body, he brought his beloved wife Lorena to their “new home,” warning her not to go into the shed.

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t’ve been for those damned handymen.

As is usual when the ingestion of lots of meth is involved, things went a bit awry for the couple on the evening of September 20th, when two handymen found Morphis’ body in a shed, bound hand and foot and wrapped in a tarp and a comforter.…

MISSOULA, MT — Man accused of leaving a 5-month-old baby in the woods after a car crash because the baby was “very heavy.”

Francis Carlton Crowley is unconscionably lazy. And just a teensy bit high.

On Saturday, September 8th, deputies were dispatched to Lolo Hot Springs, Montana after receiving a disturbance complaint involving a man making threats and claiming to have a gun.

When they finally located Crowley, he was disoriented and nonsensical, but they were able to determine two things (besides the obvious fact that he was as fucked-up as a football bat); one: he had been in a car crash at some point earlier in the day, and two: a five-month-old baby that had been “left in his care” was missing.

The latter of the two was obviously more important to deputies, but Crowley was of little assistance; he wasn’t sure what had become of the infant. Maybe he was lying on the side of the road, maybe he was buried in the woods. All Crowley was certain of was the reason he abandoned the infant: the child was “very heavy.”

A search team consisting of local, state and federal authorities scoured the area.…

DRAPER, UT – A couple are accused of running a drug operation out of their home and feeding their toddlers pot to keep them quiet.

Jacob Francis Sickler, 28, and Katie Jennifer Blackham, 40, are entrepreneurs. And they figured out a revolutionary way to keep the kids from fussin’!

Unfortunately for them, they are likely to go to jail for their innovative new approach. And their business.

It seems that authorities in Draper, Utah take a dim view of freelance special-brownie-peddlin’. Who’d have guessed?

You’d think that it was all the bragging about their brilliant business venture that set the cops wise to the Dynamic Duo, but it was actually family members. Plural.

It seems that relatives were concerned enough about the couple’s three- and four-year-old children to drop dime on them, telling the Division of Child and Family Services that the kids were exposed to drug use, were dirty and unkempt, and were losing weight due to the neglect.

Neglected kids are often fussy, but not these two; the Wonder Twins were feeding the wee ones weed to keep them quiet.…

COLUMBIA, MO – A couple in Missouri have been arrested after police say the woman prostituted her severely disabled 14-year-old daughter in exchange for money and drugs.

Last year, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children received a tip regarding the disabled teen “being left in hotel rooms with strange men.”

The tipster told investigators the teen has a mental capacity of a two- or three-year-old and suffered from cerebral palsy, autism, and deafness.

They said the girl was being left alone in hotel rooms with strange men for long periods of time.

Police immediately took the girl into protective custody and learned what was going on with the girl and these men in these hotel rooms and why.

Allegedly, the girl’s mother, 49-year-old Renee Collins, and her mother’s boyfriend, 44-year-old William Thomas Jr., were prostituting the girl in exchange for money and cocaine.

The teen told police she had been raped by men after they offered Collins cocaine and in one instance, the “bad men” put a needle in the girl’s arm and injected her with “medicine” after they were done raping her.…

CAYCE, SC – A man in South Carolina called police to his home to help him find his missing bag of meth.

I always thought Officer Friendly was a myth- some fairy tale they told you in elementary school, like Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny, or the Honest Politician.

Turns out Officer Friendly is real. A meth-head in Cayce, SC met him.

When the unnamed 24 year-old, who is a strong contender for Dumbest Criminal of 2018, went to indulge in his favorite narcotic this past Sunday, he was mortified to find that his meth was missing.

He could have taken this development as a warning from the Good Lord Above not to speed on Sunday, but he didn’t.

He could have run amok and gotten all stabby with the other denizens of his lair (the most popular response to missing meth), but he didn’t.

He could have even gone out and bought more meth. Nope.

You’d never guess what he did in a million years if the headline didn’t give it away.…

SEYMOUR, IN – Police have arrested a man after he failed to call 911 after his 8-year-old son accidentally ate a large quantity of meth.

On the morning of June 21, Curtis Collman III was in the custody of his father, 41-year-old Gilbert Collman.

The boy decided to eat some cereal he found on a plate at his father’s house, unaware that the cereal was actually meth. Several grams of it.

Before Curtis realized he was not eating cereal, police say he’d eaten enough to kill a grown man.

When his father found his son in medical distress, he did not call 911. Instead, he decided to call a friend to come over and help.

The friend told Gilbert he needed to call 911, but Gilbert wasn’t having it and took the woman’s cellphone to prevent her from calling. According to police, he also held a gun to the woman and threatened her life.

Still unwilling to get his son medical help, Gilbert loaded the boy up and drove him to his parents’ house.…

AMITE, LA – Five family members have been charged after they subjected an autistic woman to a litany of abuses, including forcing her to eat the ashes of her dead mother.

The events you are about to read happened between 2015 and 2016. The family members accused have already been charged and are awaiting trial.

The reason why it is being so widely reported is because the indictment against them was just made public and lists the long, creative list of horrible things they allegedly did o the victim.

The victim is a 22-year-old woman (named only as D.P. in the indictment) who suffers from several disabilities, including severe autism.

D.P. lived with her mother and other family members at her mother’s mobile home until D.P.’s mother died in 2015.

Now left in the care of the remaining family members, D.P. was subjected to extreme abuse — both physical and mental — for the next year.

The family allegedly treated D.P. like an animal, forcing her to live in a cage outside that was covered by a tarp.…

GREEN, OH– Man arrested after he is caught sexually assaulting a 4-year-old boy on a home surveillance camera.

Here’s a story out of Ohio that will have you lose a little faith in humanity.

According to investigators, 28-year-old Dean Davis was captured on home surveillance video sexually assaulting his girlfriend’s son.

Even worse? The boy’s mother, 31-year-old Samantha Ward, knew about the sexual assault but did not report it.

Why she did not report the sexual abuse is anyone’s guess, but I am betting it is because she has also been accused of using the prescription medication intended for her son.

No kid in the house no drugs, maybe? Who the hell knows. People are shit.

Davis has been charged with gross sexual imposition, sexual imposition and endangering children and is being held in the Summit County Jail on a $30,000 bond.

I hope his fellow inmates are making his stay a comfortable one.

Ward was arrested and charged with felony drug theft and endangering children. She’s since been released on bond but more charges are pending, according to Inspector Bill Holland.…

COLUMBIA, SC – A man in South Carolina has pleaded guilty to charges he was using Facebook to trade meth for sex from troubled teens.

Busted People love Facebook.

You can do so many things with it: keep up with those annoying neighbors who finally moved away, say ‘Happy Birthday!’ to people you don’t give two shits about without leaving the couch, or make your friends jealous of that expensive vacation that just broke the bank.

And if you have some extra meth laying around that you want to trade for underage sex, you can use Facebook to make a love connection. Just ask 38-year-old Jeremy Bowen of Columbia, SC.

He just pled guilty in U.S. District Court to a raft of charges centered around just such a brilliant scheme.

All you need is a cellphone, Facebook Messenger, a conveniently-located “alternative school” (read: School of Last Resort) and meth. Lots of meth.

Getting lots of meth was probably pretty easy for Bowen, as he had unlocked the “Blown Up in a Mobile Home Meth Lab” achievement in 2014 in a Stooge-esque incident that ended with him and the Missus dropping Burned Up Buddy at the hospital and running wildly as far as Alabama before being caught.…

BERKELEY COUNTY, SC – Police stop man in possession of six types of drugs and meth hidden in his ass.

Some people just want to catch a buzz, and simply will not be stopped.

Laws, common sense, the physical constraints of anatomy – none of these matter to the true buzz-hound, and a bona-fide Party Master will have a varied supply of stupefacients on hand at all times.

Case in point: Dwayne Gernard Wigfall. He has a black belt in Throwin’ The Fuck Down and packs the goods to prove it.

Wigfall was cruising down College Park Road in Berkeley County, SC a bit after midnight on a hot Tuesday night in June.

He was huffin’ on a blunt in a “spray painted 2002 Volvo” when he ran afoul of local law enforcement and pulled over for an unspecified moving violation.

Since cops can actually smell marijuana smoke (little known fact, but they can), things quickly went downhill, starting with the fact that Wigfall was driving on a suspended license.

A subsequent search of the vehicle would make any dragon-chaser drool: amphetamine, dexamphetamine, oxycodone, Clonazepam, MDMA, weed, and two powders that the cops couldn’t even identify.…

KANSAS CITY, MO – Police have charged a woman with letting men repeatedly rape her two-year-old daughter while she watched.

Police began investigating 25-year-old Azzie Watson after her two children were brought to a hospital by a foster parent in June.

Watson’s children, ages 1 and 2, were living with the foster parent as she was dealing with a pesky charge of felony drug distribution and failing to show up to court.

The foster parent said she took the children to the hospital because of what the 2-year-old girl did as she changed her diaper.

“Daddy hurt me,” the girl reportedly cried. “Daddy, stop being mean. Daddy, it hurts.”

Hospital staff would find that the girl had been repeatedly raped and had meth in her system. Even worse, she had contracted an STD.

Watson’s boyfriend, Charles Green, was arrested that same day on unrelated drug charges and provided police with a recording.

In the recording, Watson can be heard saying she took her daughter to a house at least 10 times and had watched as two men sexually assaulted her.…

VICTORVILLE, CA – A man doing some little girl shopping was arrested after he snatched a 4-year-old girl from a cell phone store.

The incident happened last Friday as a mother was inside a Victorville cell phone store holding a young child while her 4-year-old stood nearby.

As you can see in the below surveillance video, the little girl is standing by the front door when  24-year-old Terry Ransom simply reaches in and drags the girl out by her arm.

He doesn’t get far as the girl’s mother jumped into action faster than I do when there’s free cocaine on a coffee table.

Ransom lost his grip on the girl and ran away as the mother brings the crying girl back inside the store and comforts her.

Outside, Ransom reportedly sat in traffic laughing before getting up and running away. Bystanders tackled him and held him at the scene until police arrived.

Ransom, who was possibly under the influence of drugs, was evaluated at a hospital before being booked for kidnapping and child cruelty.…


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