FUQUAY-VARINA, NC – Police serving an eviction order at a home had to call firefighters equipped with hazardous-materials because of the intense smell of shit and piss inside the house.

There’s stink, and then there’s stank.

Stink is “it smells like something died.”

Stank is “it smells like something crawled up in an unwiped ass, took a shit, and died.”

Just ask the poor bastards who had to evict a less-than-fastidious female from her dogshit-defiled domicile in good old Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina.

Police went to remove a 50-year-old tenant from a house on Monday morning and encountered an odor so malevolent and vile that they had to execute a tactical retreat and call for backup.

The small house contained no furniture, but what it lacked in chattel it more than made up for in critters.

Specifically, it contained “14 dogs, eight cats, two rabbits and two ferrets” and enough animal waste to hold the cops at bay indefinitely.

They said “fuck it.”

Firefighters wearing haz-mat gear were required to extract the animals from the house; Wake County Animal Control officers wouldn’t get any closer than the yard.…

TERRYTOWN, LA — Police have arrested a woman after she allegedly threw her three-week-old son at his father during an argument

According to the arrest report, the boyfriend of 24-year-old Heidy Rios brought their baby to the hospital where it was determined the newborn was suffering from a fractured skull.

Police questioned the infant’s father after they were called by hospital staff. He told them he had gotten into a heated argument with Rios when she grabbed the boy, threw him at his feet and said, “Take your fucking son.

When investigators talked to Rios, she admitted that she had gotten into an argument with the baby’s father but had no idea how the baby was injured. According to Rios, she never threw her son and wasn’t even holding him at the time of the argument.

Her story changed a bit when police informed her that a neutral witness said Rios definitely was holding her son as she argued with her boyfriend. That’s when Rios remembered she was holding the boy and that she “may have dropped the child” during the dispute.…

Fidel LopezFORT LAUDERDALE, FL – Police say 24-year-old Fidel Lopez became so enraged over his girlfriend saying her ex-husband’s name during sex that he killed her by pulling out part of her intestines through her vagina.

At around 3:30 a.m. Saturday, Lopez called 9-1-1 to report his girlfriend, 31-year-old Maria Nemeth, was having difficulty breathing and was going to die.

When police arrived at the couple’s apartment, they found several holes in the apartment’s drywall, a closet door was lying in a hallway, and the rear sliding glass door had been shattered.

They found Lopez crying in the bathroom beside Nemeth, who was lying dead in a pool of blood. Officers also found a large amount of blood on the floor inside a closet, along with several chunks of bloody tissue.

When questioned, Lopez told police that he and Nemeth had been drinking Tequila and then started having rough sex. Lopez said that after he inserted several objects into Nemeth’s vagina, at her request, she went to the bathroom where she vomited and started having trouble breathing.…

Jerry NicholsCREST HILL, IL — Jerry Nichols, the 62-year-old man who ran over his wife the stomped on her face until she died, has been convicted of murder.

Back in 2013, Nichols called police to report he had accidentally ran over his wife, 55-year-old Diane Nichols, with his Honda sedan. Responding paramedics reported arriving at the scene to see Nichols stomping on the face of his wife of 12 years.

Diane Nichols was rushed to the hospital where she would be pronounced dead later that day, and Nichols would eventually be charged with two counts of first-degree murder. During his trial, jurors would learn that Nichols gave police multiple accounts of what happened that morning.

In one account he accidentally ran over her once; in another he ran over her twice. One time he said he didn’t know the car was in gear; the other he said his foot slipped off the gas pedal. But none of this explained Diane’s head injuries, which a forensic expert would describe as being consistent with a stomping, or the fact that paramedics witnessed him tap dancing on his wife’s head.…

Brian KittingerMARSHALL, MI – Police have arrested 64-year-old Brian Kittinger after he allegedly kicked his battered wife out of their home, forcing her to walk eight miles naked.

At around 1 a.m. Monday, Kittinger reportedly assaulted his wife, 63-year-old Marilyn Kittinger, then forced her to strip off her clothes and get to steppin’. Not wanting to walk the main streets in the nude, the woman decided to make her way to an elderly woman’s home.

“She didn’t want to walk into the city because of her predicament of no clothing and she noticed the residence where they take care of the lawn,” Sheriff Matt Saxton said said. “It was an elderly lady and she went to the back patio and pulled up a chair and ate some apples off a tree.”

At around 10 a.m. Monday morning, Brian called police to report his wife was missing after walking out of the house during an argument. Police would search for Marilyn until late Tuesday afternoon when they got a call from the elderly woman reporting she found Marilyn outside of her home.…

Jerome DavisDes Moines, IA — A 50-something year old man is being held on charges of domestic abuse with a weapon after allegedly threatening to cut his brother as the two argued over each other’s consumption of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

The alleged victim, also 50-something, reportedly told police his brother, Jerome Davis, “made three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and ate them in the living room. Within the next hour, the suspect made another three of these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, bringing his total consumption of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to six.” Did anyone else read that statement in Count Von Count’s voice?

Anyways, this pissed the victim off…. and rightfully so, right? I mean, six sandwiches? That’s like, half a loaf of bread right there…

The victim apparently mentioned something about his brother’s “over-eating,” which led to a heated argument in which both men started screaming about how lazy and fat the other one was. This led to Davis pulling a knife.

Police say Davis held the knife to his brother’s face and threatened to cut him.…

Man Accused Of Assaulting Girlfriend With Her Cat

October 29, 2013 at 11:52 am by  

Kenneth StuartDAVIE, FL – A man with a history of battery arrests has been arrested again after allegedly using a cat to attack his girlfriend.

Kenneth Stuart, 41, was fighting with his live-in girlfriend last week when he walked into the bedroom holding her cat over his head, then threw it in her face. The cat ended up scratching the woman on the left side of her face and her eye.

When police arrived, Stuart told them, “Just take me to fucking jail. I’m tired of this.” And take him to jail they did, charging Stuart with battery, tormenting an animal, and resisting an officer without violence.

When he faced Broward Circuit Judge John Hurley to answer to the charges, he told Hurley he’s unemployed and unable to work because of herniated discs in his back. Hurley found that interesting, especially after reading the facts about the case.

“That’s very interesting. I didn’t realize you had such a bad back,” said Hurley. “They say you broke the TV, the computer, the kitchen window, and then during it, you pushed her, knocked the TV and the computer to the ground.”

Hurley ordered Stuart to be held in jail on a $16,000 bond.…

Carie CharlesworthCALIFORNIA – A second grade teacher has been fired due to the actions of her abusive ex-husband and through no fault of her own.

Back in January,  Carie Charlesworth had to call police three times in one weekend due to harassment issues involving her ex-husband, Martin Charlesworth.  On Monday morning, when she went to work, she advised the principal of the situation and asked that police be called if he showed up at the school.  Not deterred by the restraining order he had just been served, he showed up at the school.

The school went on lockdown, and Martin Charlesworth was arrested on two felony counts.  After that incident, Carie was put on indefinite leave with pay and her four children who were attending the school were also banned.

Finally, in April, she received a letter from Holy Trinity School advising her that because of her ex-husband’s threatening and menacing behavior, her presence at the school posed a safety risk to the students and that she would not be receiving a teaching agreement for the next school year. …

Jesusa TatadDaly City, CA – Back in 2011, we reported on 39-year-old Jesusa Tatad, the woman who poured boiling water on her sleeping ex-husband and then whacked him with a baseball bat. On Wednesday, Tatad pleaded guilty to second-degree murder after the man died from his injuries.

Tatad and her ex-husband, 36-year-old Ronnie Tatad, were still living together in 2011 after their divorce three years prior. Tatad said Ronnie had promised to re-marry her and bring their two daughters, aged 9 and 14, back from the Philippines to live with them.

But the years passed and Ronnie never re-married her and he never brought their children home. To add insult to injury, Ronnie had gotten himself a girlfriend. In retaliation, Tatad waited for Ronnie to fall asleep, then dumped a pot of boiling water on him. When Ronnie jumped up and ran to the bathroom, Tatad whacked him in the head with a baseball bat.

Ronnie ran from the apartment half-naked, and was found hiding behind a car by a maintenance worker who called 911.…

Portage, IN — Police arrested 30-year-old Christopher Niloff after they say he beat his pregnant girlfriend, his father, and his uncle before trying to tie them to lawn chairs with an extension cord.

This all started last week when Christopher and his 20-year-old girlfriend began to argue inside a parked car because she did not want to drive him to Valparaiso. Niloff became enraged and proceeded to hulk out on the car’s dashboard.

Niloff’s father, who happened to witness the commotion, came out to defuse his son’s hissy fit. This only further enraged Christoper, who got out of the car and began pummeling his 61-year-old father in the chest.

Also witness to this unfolding train wreck was Niloff’s 65-year-old uncle who decided the best course of action would be to call the cops and let them handle it. Niloff disagreed and charged his uncle before snatching away his phone. Now having the upper hand in the situation, Niloff allegedly grabbed his future baby’s mama by the throat and shoved her into a patio chair before ordering his dad and uncle to sit next to her or he would kill them all.…

Anchorage, Alaska — A 25-year-old woman has admitted to killing her boyfriend by pouring gasoline on him while he slept and then setting him on fire.

Firefighters and police responding to a fire at an apartment building early Friday morning discovered the dead body of 24-year-old Michael Gonzales in one of the apartments.

His girlfriend, Gina Virgilio, initially told investigators that Gonzales had been drinking while celebrating his birthday when he started spitting gasoline from a cup on the floor and couch. When he lit a piece of paper, she says she ran out of the apartment. She said she heard glass break behind her, but never looked back.

After she left, she borrowed a cellphone to call her mother. She told her Gonzales had been abusive and was spitting gasoline at her while also using an aerosol can as a flamethrower. She said a fire broke out and that she had left the apartment. Virgilio was interviewed by police later that morning and then released that evening.

Her mother demanded to know what really happened when she returned from the interview and Virgilio did.…

Memphis, TN — Sometimes, as in this case, I post an article simply because of one line in the original article that I can’t help but find hilarious. Unfortunately, this article is regarding a fairly violent domestic assault out of Memphis.

Police say 30-year-old Angelus Gwynn and his girlfriend, 34-year-old Lakisha Cash, got into an argument over a car that led to Gwynn wrapping a tow chain around Cash’s neck and choking her until she passed out.

One neighbor who lives two doors down heard what happened when she got home,”They said she was literally on the ground. We had kids all out here and they thought she was dead. She was laying in the middle of the ground. They thought she was dead.”

Another neighbor who witnessed the events told police that, and here is the line I mentioned earlier, while Cash lay unconscious on the ground, Gwynn bounced a basketball off her head while he drank a beer.

Trust me when I say I do not find domestic abuse funny.…


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