Danielle HughesSPARTANBURG, SC – Danielle Hughes has been arrested and her two young children removed from her care after she called 911 asking for a priest to come remove the demons from her 5-year-old son.

The 23-year-old called 911 to report that her home was possessed by demons, claiming pictures were falling off the walls and a shadow was standing over her shoulder. She also wanted a priest to exorcise demons she felt were possessing her son.

When police arrived at the woman’s trailer, they found a house that needed a maid more than it needed any type of religious rituals. Deputies say the house was filthy and filled with trash and dead roaches.

The bedroom was full of dirty diapers, trash, and milk bottles half-full of spoiled milk. The refrigerator in the kitchen was full of molded food and a swarm of gnats came out of it when it was opened. Even worse, Hugh’s baby girl was covered in bug bites.

The baby and her 5-year-old brother were removed from the home and placed into protective custody.…

St. Petersburg, FL – Your daily dose of “totally batshit crazy” comes to you courtesy of Danielle Harkins, 35, a literacy teacher at Lealman and Asian Neighborhood Family Center, and yet-to-be-certified loon.  Harkins gathered a group of seven teens, all of Asian descent and former students of hers, to an area near a pier in St. Pete just before dusk on Saturday.

She allegedly built a small fire and informed the group that they needed to release their demons by cutting themselves.  They were then told that they were required to burn the wounds to prevent said demons from returning.  What’s ridiculous about this is that she believes demons can only exit the body through a wound.  Personally, I release mine wound-free and daily in the bathroom, usually after my morning coffee.  But then, maybe that’s why they’re always returning.  Pesky demons.  I’m new to bizarre religious zealotry, so that might explain my gross ignorance on the topic.

“Obviously, it’s very strange,” said St. Petersburg police spokesman Mike Puetz. “The motivations for the ritual are very unknown to us.”  Previously, I was under the impression that motivations were either simply “known” or “unknown,” but Mr.…

Collinsville, IL– In case you are wondering, the writing on the shirt of the inebriated idiot to the left reads “Cleverly Disguised as a RESPONSIBLE ADULT.” I beg to differ.  Just by looking at the man’s mugshot and reading the news on him, I seriously doubt he even knows how to spell the word adult. Or clever. Last Saturday, 44-year old Timothy A. Neal and his twin 18-year old sons, Daniel and Timothy W. Neal, were celebrating the holiday at bonfire near Collinsville. Another man at the bonfire began talking about religion and demons which resulted in an argument erupting between him and the Neal trio. Suddenly, Neal and his two sons began pummeling the man which resulted in him being taken to a local hospital for treatment to injuries to his face. Neal and his sons were arrested and the three were charged with a felony charge of mob action. Beings the twins were intoxicated, they were also charged with unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor. The men were taken into custody and transported to the Madison County Jail.…

Chattanooga, TN The Palmer School of Chiropractic promotes the alignment of the spine as a means of curing diseases. The problem with people with cancer, diabetes, you name it, is because their spine is “subluxated”. Subluxation means dislocated or misaligned. If you’ve ever known a Palmer School graduate, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Although David Palmer came to this notion almost a hundred years ago, his followers (graduates) are convinced they can cure anything by adjusting the spine. This was all lectured to me by a recent graduate over a few beers in a local pub while he constantly blew and wiped his nose from his cold! Palmer stated the subluxations interfered with the body’s expression of “Innate Intelligence“. (“The Soul, Spirit, or Spark of Life”) I wonder if having one’s back adjusted rids the body of demonic spirits? No matter what branch of chiropractic medicine Tina Loher’s ex-husband practiced, I doubt very seriously he would have ever dreamed she would by-pass the Palmer method and opt to rid his demons by blowing them out with a gun.…

Queens, NYThis damn woman sure knows how to waste some good liquor. Marie, totally unaware of America’s view on alcohol abuse, decided to perform some voodoo on her 6 year old daughter. Guess she thought she had some demons that needed ridding. The clever woman she was, poured a ring of rum on the floor and lit it. (Insert “Oooh Fire” here) Now apparently that wasn’t enough of a deterrent for those pesky rascals. Fuck no, she had more rum in that bottle and what’s worse than left over Rum? Not enough fire, of course.  Damn people, must I hold your hand through this process? …

Jacky Tran Doesn’t Like Demons

April 7, 2009 at 7:24 am by  

Houston, TexasWe recently posted a blurb about Jacky Tran in a recent edition of the Daily Bite, but because new information has been released, I felt the story deserved a full front page write-up.

Jacky and Phung Tran beat the bejesus out of their 3-year-old son because they believed the little guy had been invaded by demons.…

Amora Milam, 13-Months, Was Beaten To Death

December 4, 2008 at 12:14 am by  


There’s a video above this. If ya’ can’t see it, your workplace is too strict!

A couple called 911 reporting that their 13-month-old daughter, Amora Bain Carson, was not breathing. When paramedics arrived, police were called in when it was apparent the infant had suffered some traumatic and unusual injuries. The couple, Jessica Carson and Blaine Keith Milam, both 18, told investigators different stories explaining how the infant received her injuries. One reason was that she had been involved in a car crash the day before, another was that dogs had bitten her and even that the child had beaten herself. But when the truth was finally revealed, what actually happened to Amora was far more horrendous and unbelievable than anyone could have imagined.…

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