What Did Juan Mendez Do To Janiya Rivas?

April 27, 2009 at 5:04 am by  

Passaic, New JerseyPolice and family members blame it on crack–friends blame it on mental instability–whatever the excuse, Juan Mendez, 21, lost his friggin’ mind Saturday morning. In a rage, he grabbed his neice, 3-year-old Janiya Rivas, stormed out of the house, and with a cryptic farewell, he was gone. ‘Watch the 6:00 news tonight, you’ll see what’s going on,’ he told his family before he sped off with the child in his car. Just hours later, little Janiya’s body was found floating in the Passaic River.…

Jesse Fierstine Cut Out His Dad’s Pacemaker

April 27, 2009 at 3:27 am by  

Manchester, Iowa–I sit here tonight, confused…brows knitted together, open mouthed, and speechless. After getting a tip about Jesse Fierstine and his very unusual story, all I can do is ask, why? What on earth possessed him to cut his father’s pacemaker out of his chest? With a pocket knife, no less.…

The Daily Bite

April 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm by  

Thanks to a crappy Internet connection, today’s Reality Bites selections are a bit late and a lot hurried. We got a handful of kid beaters and a bathroom sexual assault, all brought to you by our members who, daily and diligently, click and scroll the net in search of new and interesting articles to satisfy your hunger.…

The Daily Bite

April 24, 2009 at 6:16 pm by  

Another day, another reason to drink myself into a blind stupor.  Here once again, for your perusal and disgust, a look at the stories that would have made it on the front page if I was not so hungover from last night.  Including baby rapers, absent-minded parents, extreme capitalism and a robber who kept it all in the family.

Wham Bam See Ya Ma’am

April 24, 2009 at 8:42 am by  

Gainesville, FloridaVictoria Thorp, 19, will go above and beyond to get a little nookie. Her boyfriend, 18-year-old Aquilla Wilson is doing time at the Santa Fe Work Release Center for drug charges…30 months, to be exact. Since the facility doesn’t allow conjugal visits, Victoria put her little pea-brain to work and came up with a brilliant idea–she’d break in to the prison, satisfy her appetite, and be on her merry little way when it was over. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, that’s what.…

Alex Martinez’s Plans Fell Through

April 24, 2009 at 5:03 am by  

Liverpool, New YorkBy all accounts, Alex and Angela had, what appeared to be, a very loving relationship. The pair had been an item for two or three years and had tied the knot on February 21. They welcomed their first child into the world about six months ago. Alex’s Myspace is filled with pictures of his wife, child, and pets. What happened in the relationship to make Alex hateful enough to kill Angela?…

Marvin Clark Was Asking For It

April 24, 2009 at 3:17 am by  

Berkeley County, S. Carolina–Marvin Douglas Clark, 27, was looking for some young stuff, and found a potential victim with the click of a mouse. Clark came across a Myspace that had a cell phone number listed in the profile. The profile, and the cell number, belonged to an 11-year-old girl. Hey kiddos, posting your cell phone number on Myspace? Bad, bad idea.…

Shylea Thomas Found Dead In Storage Unit

April 23, 2009 at 11:26 am by  

Flint, MichiganVery little information is being released in the case of 9-year-old Shylea Myza Thomas, but this is what I have discovered. Shylea hadn’t been seen in over six weeks–relatives reported her missing to DHS on Tuesday. On Wednesday, her body was found, surrounded by mothballs and stuffed into a garbage bag, locked up in a storage unit in Michigan. Shylea suffered from quadriplegia because of a ‘suffocation issue’ in her crib at 3 weeks of age.…

William Skiratko Killed His Mom

April 23, 2009 at 9:39 am by  

Glen Burnie, Maryland A young woman called police after receiving a chilling letter from 17-year-old William Skiratko. The note said that he was planning to kill his mother and himself. Acting on that tip, police arrived at the apartment Tuesday afternoon and found the teen playing a video game…‘It’s too late for my mom,’ he told officers. Cold-hearted little fucker….

Catherine Thomas Takes Her Child To Work

April 23, 2009 at 8:49 am by  

Bensalem, PennsylvaniaCatherine Thomas, 36, believes in strengthening the bond between mother and child by celebrating Take Your Kid To Work Day. Admirable, isn’t it? Except for one thing…Catherine is a hooker. The lovely lady propositioned an undercover officer, offering herself up for $130. Yes, for 130 bucks, Catherine will fuck you silly in a filthy motel room, in the presence of a 7-year-old child and three dogs. That’s a pretty hefty asking price, Catherine, considering the circumstances.…

The Daily Bite

April 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm by  

Another day, another bunch of stories we just couldn’t get to. Here are a few interesting ones that would have made the front page if we had enough time to get to them.…

The Honeymoon Is Over

April 22, 2009 at 2:57 am by  

Elkton, MarylandViktoria Albright, 34, and Michael Schary, 45, tied the knot less than three weeks ago…April 3, to be exact. I’m guessing marital bliss was not in the cards for this couple–Viktoria is dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound and Michael is in critical condition with a bullet wound to the back of his head.…


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