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GLENDALE, AZ – Police have arrested a man accused of pissing on a family of three at a Metallica concert.

A man, his wife, and their 10-year-old daughter were attending a Metallica concert at the University of Phoenix when they “felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs.”

When the man turned around, he saw 44-year-old Daniel Daddio holding his dick. When he asked why in the hell did he just piss on his family, he told police Daddio simply shrugged.

The man showed a hell of a lot more restraint than I would have, and reported the incident to stadium employees. Police were called to the scene and located an intoxicated Daddio, who denied urinating on the family.

He was taken into custody and charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. When Daddio appeared in court for the first time, the judge was not too pleased with the allegations against him.

“I have to say in the 15 years I’ve been on the bench, this is one of the most disgusting scenarios I’ve ever read… in any event, really inappropriate,” the judge told the court.…

Kyle KirchhoffCHICAGO, IL – Kyle Kirchoff died over the weekend after he fell from a catwalk during a Chevelle concert at the Aragon Ballroom.

The incident happened at around 10:20 p.m. Friday while Chevelle were on stage. Kirchhoff, 24, and two of his friends were on the Aragon’s second-floor balcony when they went through a door that took them to a catwalk.

After watching the show for a bit from their new vantage point, Kirchoff’s friends noticed he was no longer with them. They went looking for him and found that he’d fallen about 6 to 8 feet and was impaled through the chest by two metal rods protruding from the floor.

Chevelle cut their performance short as first-responders arrived and attended to Kirchhoff., but he would be pronounced dead about 30 minutes later at Weiss Memorial Hospital.

The band would later post on their Facebook page, apologizing to their fans for cutting the show short and wishing Kirchoff a quick recovery.

“To our fans at the Chicago show: We are very sorry we had to end the show early.…

Chicago, IL – A notice posted in a “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist last week purportedly seeks a man the poster had sex with at a Megadeth concert with the woman stating that she is now pregnant. Wait… That doesn’t sound like a missed connection to me!

Gigantour 2012 brought Megadeth, Motorhead, Volbeat, and Lacuna Coil to the Chicago area on February 10. In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert?,” someone claiming to be a 28-year-old woman recently posted a message on Craigslist looking for the man she had sex with in a bathroom of Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom.

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee-high black biker boots. You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings,” the post began.

“I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom…”

The post – which has since been flagged for removal – then went into detail about the porcelain-enabled encounter. A screengrab of the posting can be seen here.

“Anyway I’m pregnant.…

PITTSBURGH, PA — A 19-year-old man was attending the Furthur show at Petersen Events Center Wednesday night, when witnesses say he got into a football stance, yelled “hike!” and then dove through a window, plunging 30-feet to his death.

Joseph Kimutis was rushed to the hospital in critical condition, but died later that night. He had been at the concert with his father, who I feel horrible for, where witnesses say he had been acting odd right before he took his deadly fall. “He seemed to be a little out of it at the time, ” Pittsburgh police Lt. Daniel Herrmann said.

Police say they have no reason to believe drugs or alcohol were involved — aside from him getting into a football stance, yelling “hike” and then launching himself through a one-inch thick pane of glass to die 30 feet below after hitting the pavement — but it’s still under investigation and toxicology test results aren’t in.

“He just come running out and just dove right out the window,” said Joe Ninehauser, a concert-goer.…

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