Sebastian AlonzoHENDERSONVILLE, TN – A 21-year-old man allegedly tried raping a 7-year-old girl and received a mugshot and a nice shiner for his efforts.

According to reports, Sebastian Alonzo was spending the night at a home where the 7-year-old lived. At some point, the victim’s father caught Alonzo attempting to rape his daughter.

The father called police while also detaining Alonzo until they arrived. Alonzo was charged with attempted rape of a child and being held in jail on a $250,000 bond. He is due in court on June 22.

Investigators are asking anyone with information regarding this crime to call the Hendersonville Crime Stoppers at 615-573-5400.

All things considered, Alonzo got off lucky. The last guy we reported on who got caught raping a child was turned into a monster from a Guillermo del Toro movie by the victim’s father. Also, in 2012, a father caught a man raping his 4-year-old daughter and proceeded to beat him to death with his bare hands.



KIRKSVILLE, MO. – Garrison L. Geho, 17, is currently is sitting in the Adair County Jail on a charge of first-degree felony child molestation after he allegedly molested a 12-year-old girl outside of a Kirksville Daddy Daughter Dance. During the event, the 12-year-old victim became seperated from her father and went outside with Geho. A make-out session ensued but Geho began shooting for 3rd base and refused to stop when the girl told him to. The mother of the girl called police on Saturday, and Geho was arrested. He admitted his actions and that he knew the girl’s age. He now faces 5 to 15 years in prison. Guys, seriously. No underage kids. I remember being a horny teen but if you are having problems getting pussy at 17, stick with fucking microwaved melons or a rolled up sock. A lot less hassle and you do not increase your chances of being forced to lick a dude’s butthole in your cell.…

Pediatrician May Have Raped As Many As 100 Children

December 28, 2009 at 11:58 am by  

Lewes, Delaware – I’m still on vacation, but we got this story in an email and I had to post it. On Wednesday, pediatrician Dr. Earl B. Bradley, 56, was arrested. The state attorney general’s office said that Dr. Bradley has been using his private practice, BayBees Pediatrics, to rape and molest as many as 100 children over the last 11 years. As for now, he was only charged with molesting or raping at least seven of his patients, some of those being infants. These charges include 33 felony counts of first- and second-degree rape, sexual exploitation of a child by photo or film, and endangering the welfare of a child. Investigators are now trying to identify children seen on videos that they say the doctor made of his activities. Authorities have started contacting law enforcement agencies in Florida, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, where they believe the doctor may have also seen patients. Dr. Bradley had been placed on suicide watch.…

Scott Taylor Stalks Little Girls In Malls

August 28, 2009 at 8:17 am by  

ALPHARETTA, Georgia – Now this is one creepy son-of-a-bitch. Scott Taylor, 46, has been arrested and charged with Felony Child Molestation. Now that’s sick enough, but it was how he was going about molesting young girls that makes this story even creepier. Surveillance cameras in a Macy’s children department in North Point Mall show Taylor methodically stalling young girls in the store while carrying a small girl’s dress. He would eventually approach a girl and hold the dress up to the little girl and say “you’re about my daughters size, can you hold this dress for me?,” said George Gordon, the Public Information Officer for the Alpharetta Police Department. Then, as the girl held the dress to herself, this guy would fondle her over her clothes.…

Michael Barnes Burned The Boy

July 27, 2009 at 2:27 am by  

Chicago, IL Considering the criminal record of RSO Michael Barnes, 49, I do not understand why any woman in her right mind would want to have this man in their life, let alone, leave their child in his care. In 1980, Barnes was convicted of molesting and murdering a 13-year old child. That year, he was sentenced to 4 years for indecent liberties with a child and 28 years for first-degree murder. Then in 1995, Barnes was once again sentenced to 10 years in prison for unlawful use of a weapon by a felon. Sounds like the only thing this guy is good at is costing tax payers money while he continues to prove he’s not worth a damn dime of it. Somehow, this career criminal was released on parole in May 2004 for God knows what, overcrowding in the prison, good behavior, ignorance on the parole board, and once again he is facing more prison time for severely burning a 2-year old child.…

Miguel Lopez: From Hero To Zero

March 31, 2009 at 5:16 am by  

Anaheim, CaliforniaMiguel Lopez, 23, could’a been a hero. Sometime in late 2007, early 2008, Lopez found out that a band teacher he was acquainted with was boffin’ her former students and was quite possibly engaged in sexual relations with a current student. A normal person would have reported the teacher’s transgressions, accepted a pat on the back and an ‘atta boy, and continued on with his/her life knowing that he/she made a difference. Not Lopez. No, he decided he wanted to profit from the teacher’s sins.…

Jerry Lindau Makes Me Nauseous

February 25, 2009 at 8:27 am by  

Update: 3/4/09-Jerry Lindau, facing seven felony counts of sexual assault against children, was found dead in his cell on Wednesday. More details at end of article.

…while I’m on the subject of bad babysitters

Billings, MT–Jerry Lindau, 62, and his wife Jacque, ran an unlicensed daycare out of their home and cared for at least 12 pre-school aged children. The Lindau’s claim that all of those children are relatives. You probably know where this one is going, don’t ya?…

Sheila Langman Is No Quitter

February 16, 2009 at 7:09 am by  

Navarre, FL–In October of 2008, Sheila Langman, 38, was arrested for doing the nasty with a 15-year-old boy. Through interviews with Langman and the teen, investigators determined that the two had been sexually involved on multiple occasions between July and September 2008. Langman, a wife and mother, was jailed and charged with lewd or lascivious battery. Her husband posted her $50,000 bond, and she was released on two conditions……

Frederick & Sharon Wessel Suck At Parenting

January 8, 2009 at 6:04 am by  

Indianapolis, IN–On Christmas Eve, 11-year-old Heather Wessel was standing near a propane heater being used to heat the home…she got too close and the bottoms of her silk pajamas caught on fire. She suffered second- and third-degree burns to her legs and backside. Her parents neglected to seek immediate medical attention. For two weeks, Heather suffered in excruciating pain, and they did nothing about it.…

Child Molesting Couple Dead in Murder-Suicide

August 11, 2007 at 12:44 am by  

After being featured on The O’Reilly Factor as John Doe #9 and Jane Doe #2, Paul and Myrtis Gauthreaux  finally did the right thing and removed themselves from the planet via murder-suicide.

Seems as if this couple took some pictures of themselves as they both molested a 10-year-old girl. They then distributed these images on the internet. The FBI has started a new program along with America’s Most Wanted, in which the pictures of these unidentified idiots are posted in the hopes that someone recognizes them.

After they were featured on The O’Reilly Factor the other night, a relative was watching the program. They then called the couple and then the FBI. The couple promptly drove out to the desert where Paul shot Myrtis and then himself.


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