ST ALBANS, WV – Police have arrested a man after he huffed spray paint then beat his mother over the head with a spatula.

Glenn Allen Casdorph loves paint. His mother? Maybe not so much.

About 10:45 PM last Thursday, September 13th, police in St. Albans, West Virginia were dispatched to a residence in reference to a domestic incident involving injuries.

That’s cop-speak for “Glenn’s up to his old tricks again.”

When they arrived, officers found Glenn Allen Casdorph, 30, AKA “Casdorph the Destroyer,” AKA “Squirrel,” sitting on a bench in the front yard, brandishing a steel bar and besmeared with copious amounts of silver spray-paint.

It is a well-known fact to connoisseurs of spray paint that the silver and gold varietals have both the best bouquet and the best buzz. And Casdorph the Destroyer is no novice when it comes to huffing paint.

Having dealt with Casdorph multiple times in relation to his predilection for solvent abuse, his condition was probably not surprising to responding officers. And given his history of responding violently to anyone who attempted to curtail his illicit love of fluorocarbons, what they found in the house probably didn’t surprise them either.…

CHARLESTON, WV – A television meteorologist has been charged with battery after she cracked the skull of her station’s news anchor during an argument over a man.

According to police, WSAZ-TV news anchor Erica Bivens was at a bar drinking with her husband when they ran into the station’s weather girl, 26-year-old Chelsea Ambriz.

Ambriz, who worked with Bivens on the 4 p.m. forecast, allegedly began flirting with Bivens’ husband. He turned her down and went back to stand with his wife.

When he told her what had just happened, Bivens walked over to Ambriz and confronted her. Ambriz became physically aggressive and started pushing Bivens.

Both women grappled and ended up falling near the bar, causing Bivens to suffer a fractured skull and a ruptured eardrum.

Bivens told police she had problems with Ambriz being aggressive with her in the past.

Ambriz was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery and now facing a year in jail if convicted. Ambriz told friends she has been suspended from her job.…

TAMPA, FL — A man got so angry during a political disagreement that he drove to the other man’s house and shot him in the ass.

It happened Monday night after 44-year-old Brian Sebring and 46-year-old Alex Stephens got into a political argument that seems to be the norm these days.

Sebring was not happy about Stephens’ messages, nor did he like the threats Stephens was allegedly sending him.

So instead of blocking him or calling police to report the alleged threats, Sebring made the totally rational decision to visit Stephens at his house two miles away. Armed with a Glock and an AR-15.

After pulling into Stephens’ driveway and honking his horn, Stephens came out of his house to confront Sebring.

Sebring responded by pulling out his Glock and firing at Stephens, hitting the man in the thigh and the ass. Sebring then turned himself in to police.

Stephens was taken to Tampa General Hospital with non-life threatening injuries while Sebring was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and carrying a concealed firearm.…

APPLE VALLEY, MN – A Minnesota teen has been accused of tossing an 8-year-old boy from the top of a water slide because he was angry about the long line.

The incident happened Tuesday afternoon at the Apple Valley Aquatic Center as people were waiting their turn to go down a water slide.

One of those in line, 18-year-old Roman Adams, was not happy with how long it was taking to go down the slide.

Reportedly mentally challenged and at the park with an aid, Adams took out his frustration on an 8-year-old boy in front of him.

According to police, Adams picked the boy up and heaved his ass over a railing and to the concrete 30-feet below.

The boy ended up at the hospital in serious condition with numerous fractures to both his feet, a broken femur in one leg and shattered bones in a shoulder.

Adams reportedly knew what he did was wrong and admitted he tossed the boy, who he did not know, because he was angry about the long line.…

AURORA, CO – A police officer fatally shot an armed homeowner who had just shot a naked intruder who came into his home and attacked his 11-year-old grandson.

There’s still a lot of unanswered questions regarding this incident, but here’s what we know so far:

Just before 1:30 a.m. Monday, 73-year-old Richard “Gary” Black was in his home with his wife, son and 11-year-old grandson when a naked man kicked in the door.

The man made a beeline for the 11-year-old who was sleeping on a couch and began strangling him. He then dragged the boy to a bathroom where he attempted to drown him in a bathtub.

The other family members were woken up by the struggle and Black tried getting the man off his grandson while his called 911. She explained to the dispatcher what was happening and gave clear descriptions of her husband and the intruder

While she was on the phone, Black had retrieved a 9mm handgun after getting hit in the head with a vase and used it to shoot the naked man twice, killing him.…

RALEIGH, NC – An elderly North Carolina man drove his car through the front of a Verizon store because his phone was not working and the store was closed.

Everybody hates their cellphone carrier. High rates for inferior products, shitty customer service, and reception that fails when you need it most.

Worst of all, those inconvenient phone store hours.

Combine the latter with the crankiest senior citizen since Vicki Lawrence’s ‘Mama’ and you’re bound to have a mess.

Just ask the staff at the Verizon store in the North Hills shopping center in Raleigh, NC. They found out the hard way that one ignores irate, irrational phone-deprived old men at one’s own peril.

On July 26th, 74-year-old Charles Michael Hager’s phone wasn’t working, and neither were the six staff members in the store, it being a bit after the store’s 8 PM closing time.

Most of us would just curse volubly and stalk away, but one look at the sheer unfettered determination on the face in the accompanying mugshot and you know this isn’t a guy that’s gonna take ‘no’ for an answer.…

CHANDLER, AZ – A man in Arizona has been arrested after he allegedly slit his 89-year-old grandmother’s throat because he was tired of caring for her.

Early Sunday morning, 30-year-old Brandon Smith called 911 to report his grandmother was not breathing and looked like she had been beaten up.

When officers arrived at the apartment Smith shared with his grandmother, they found 89-year-old Helen Smith stabbed to death inside a bathroom.

Brandon had already left the scene before police arrived but was taken into custody shortly afterward. According to police (and his booking photo), Brandon was under the influence of drugs and\or alcohol.

Police say Brandon told them that he was frustrated that he was the only one in the family taking care of his grandmother, who suffered from dementia.

That morning, Helen had urinated on herself so Brandon took her to the bathroom for a shower. Agravated, Brandon slapped his grandmother so hard she fell unconscious in the tub.

Not wanting his grandmother to live like this anymore, Brandon told police he decided to end her suffering.…

HURON, KS – To make up for the article I posted from two years ago thinking it was recent, I hope you enjoy this one.

The mugshot you see belongs to 48-year-old Carol Fowler, who won a seat on the city council of Huron, Kansas, with two votes last year.

On Friday she was arrested on a warrant for failure to show up in court on charges of being a pedestrian under the influence and interfering with law enforcement.

She did not go gentle into that good night.

The arresting officers said Fowler began kicking, hitting and scratching the deputies, so they ended up Tasing her in order to subdue her.

Both deputies suffered superficial injuries but did not need medical attention. But Fowler wasn’t done.

On Monday the staff at the Atchison county jail were trying to finish Fowler’s booking when she started fighting again — sending one correction officer to the hospital.

“They had five officers in there and it was a struggle for all of them to get her to comply,” said Atchison County Sheriff Jack Laurie.…

GUBAKHA, RUSSIA – A 17-year-old girl has been left sterile after a gang of girls assaulted her and used a shower hose to pump hot water into her uterus.

According to police, Sara Zagidullina was confronted by the ex-girlfriend of the boy she was seeing.

The ex, Aleksandra Dulesova (pictured), told her that she was pregnant by her ex-boyfriend and if she did not stop seeing him she would kill her.

Apparently Zagidullina did not heed the warning so Dulesova showed up to the teen’s apartment with three female friends – Kristina Poyarkova, 16; Maria Sheputaeva, 16; and Anastasia Voronchikhina, 20.

After breaking in, the four girls tortured Zagidullina for hours. They first shaved the teen’s head before making her perform oral sex on them. They then took turns pissing on her.

But those acts were nothing compared to what they did to her last. They stripped Zagidullina and dragged her into the bathroom where they allegedly inserted a shower hose into her vagina and turned on the hot water.

They left her in agony on the bathroom floor as they stole money, a laptop, a mobile phone, and other valuables before leaving.…

SAN ANTONIO, TX – The 30-year-old dipshit who attacked a teenage boy in a Whataburger for wearing a MAGA hat has been arrested.

For all two of you who didn’t hear about this story, a video was posted on Facebook earlier this week by a woman looking for the identification of a man seen assaulting her son’s 16-year-old friend.

In the video, 30-year-old Kino Jimenez could be seen confronting 16-year-old Hunter Richard in a Whataburger about the MAGA hat the teen was wearing.

Jimenez yanks the hat off Richard’s head, grabbing some of the teen’s hair with it, before throwing a drink in the teen’s face. “Fuck the president!” Jimenez yells.

“You ain’t even support shit nigga,” Jimenez says as he walks away with the MAGA hat in his hand. “This is going to go great in my mother fucking fireplace, bitch.”

As you can imagine, once the video was posted it went viral and Jimenez was quickly identified. Jimenez was also quickly fired from the bar he worked as a part-time doorman.…

ARLINGTON, TN — A teen has been accused of trying to rape his friend’s mother during a sleepover at her home.

Jordan Corter,18, was spending the night at a friend’s home Sunday night. At around 2:30 a.m. he knocked on the bedroom door of his friend’s mother.

When she opened it, Corter allegedly forced himself into the room and locked the door.

He then allegedly pushed the woman onto the bed and placed his hand inside her pajama shorts.

The woman wasn’t having it and kneed Corter in the nuts. She then grabbed a pistol, pointed it at his face and told him to get the hell out of her house.

For some reason, she didn’t immediately call police. They were not notified until that afternoon after she went to work told her boss what happened.

When police interviewed Corter, he reportedly cried like a baby, telling them that he “forced the victim to do the things she didn’t want to do” and he “should not be forgiven.”

Corter was arrested and is facing charges of attempted rape and sexual battery.…

JOHNSON COUNTY, MO – Two men are behind bars after they allegedly robbed a woman, bound her, then set her on fire after pouring gasoline on her.

According to court documents, 22-year-old Vincent Rist and 24-year-old Antonio Bowen broke into a home on Sunday occupied by a 20-year-old woman.

They bound her hands and mouth and grabbed various items, including a shotgun. One of the men hit her in the head with a lamp then poured gasoline on her.

The pair threatened to set her on fire if she did not give them the combination to a gun safe in the home.

When she did not or could not comply with their demand, Rist allegedly ignited the gasoline and told her to burn with the house.

Surprisingly, the woman managed to escape and call for help. She was taken to the burn unit at Research Medical Center suffering from first-, second- and third-degree burns over 30 percent of her body.

Johnson County Sheriff Scott Munsterman confirmed the house was not so lucky and is a complete loss after the fire.…


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